Grand Masti Page #2

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Do you get it?

Now you can leave. - Out.

And take this with you.

Out. - Out.

Got a banana.

I don't know what they think of themselves.

They think I am a slave.

They won't grant me leave!

I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not.

I hope so.

He is working.

He is working, thank God!

Nice.

Sex, twice a day.

You've to write, male or female, not number of times.

Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off.

Sext... Next...

What are you looking at uncle?

Hands up.

No one will move from their place.

You fool, put your hands up.

Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it.

If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them.

Take the cash.

Put all the cash in this bag.

Hurry up! - Yes.

Did anyone see who robbed the bank?

Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank.

Is that so?

Yes.

Father.

Did you see who robbed the bank?

No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything.

Is that so? You too have seen everything!

Thank you sir.

Problem solved.

Hurry up! Put all the cash inside.

Sit straight.

Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you.

Hurry up!

Oh God!

Who rang the alarm?

Leave the money. The police will be here. Run!

Guys, they have gone.

And we have come.

Mr. Prem, how are you feeling after stopping this bank robbery?

I cannot share my feelings with you.

I have to go.

Mr. Prem, one more question.

If you ask me one more question, my feelings will touch the ceiling.

I have to go.

But Mr. Prem...

Prem, what about our boy's night out?

Forget the boy's night out, I want to go in.

In?

I am very happy today.

What you did today has made the entire Chawla family proud.

Sit here. That was nothing.

You will know what you should be truly proud of, today...

my darling Tulsi. You are looking so juicy.

Tulsi, I need you in the kitchen.

I have to go, mom-in-law is calling me to make dal.

And I have to make rice too for father-in-law.

Here this Chawla is ready to ride on you

and you are worried about the rice.

I am sorry. I will come back immediately.

No!

Mom, you take rest. I will do it.

Okay.

Come.

The dal is ready and bread is also ready.

But now I cannot stay away from you anymore.

Come to me my chicken, Come to me

Tulsi, come and teach Chhotu.

What do you have to teach Chhotu?

Tomorrow is Chhotu's biology exam.

His grades were low in the previous test.

It's the rule of gravity, what goes up must come down.

Nothing can stay up for long.

Do you understand?

I have to go.

I will come back soon.

No, no, no.

You go, I will teach him.

Thank you.

Come.

Come my chicken.

I'm done teaching him.

Due to this family, I've forgotten your biology.

Now it's enough. I don't care who calls, you will not go.

Because I have a sexy surprise for you.

Don't go anywhere.

I will come back right away.

What is sister-in-law's cat doing here?

Come P*ssy, come here.

Surprise!

Oh God!

Leave me. - Leave him!

Leave me.

Help help!

Leave him.

No.

Look at Nanga Gang's horrific act.

They have terrorized this country!

The members of this gang enter people's houses.

They enter their bedroom, take off their clothes...

and rape the sleeping women throughout the night.

And disappear in morning.

For more details about this gang...

...keep watching this channel on your TV...

if you care about your sister, daughter and wife.

Where is my wife?

Hello.

Yes Meet, tell me.

Unnati, where are you?

I am in my boss's house.

This is the fifth time in this week

that you went to your boss's house for a meeting after office hours.

What is going on?

What can I do?

Work is work.

I will be late.

Bye.

Hello...

She disconnected the call!

Boss...DK.

More than a boss he looks like the leader of Nanga gang to me.

Today I will catch them red-handed.

What a car!

He is earning so much!

He bought a new BMW!

I wish this BMW was mine.

My wife is a cheat.

She is cheating on me.

You are pouring petrol on my life.

See what I pour in your car.

BMW...

Hello.

Meet, where are you?

I am...

I have good news for you.

Boss has given me a surprise.

He is very happy with my work and so,

he has gifted me a brand new BMW.

I am coming home in the car We both will go for a long drive.

Okay, bye.

BMW!

Don't cry.

Everything will be fine.

Nothing will be fine, dad.

Don't say that.

Sir, what do you think? Can we save it?

We can save it but I don't think that he will be able to stand again.

She, not he.

My p*ssy is a female.

What did my cat do to you?

She always let you play with her P*ssy.

If something happens to her p*ssy...

I will never forgive you.

Darling.

Everyone is concerned about P*ssy!

No one is concerned about what the cat did!

What are you doing?

Even the pets are having sex.

Pappu, don't cry so much.

Go to sleep.

What happened to my baby?

Why are you crying?

Yeah! I have become taller.

I am a disco dancer.

Did Pappu go to sleep?

Yes.

Very good.

I haven't been able to enjoy because of Pappu.

But tonight, I will enjoy.

No.

Aren't you ashamed of talking like this in front of Pappu?

Was Pappu downloaded from Google?

Pappu came into this world because of all this.

I've waited for a long time.

Please allow me to proceed.

Please.

Okay, I will go and freshen up.

Okay.

Oh my!

Who is there?

Who are you?

Do I look like Salman Khan?

I am a thief. I have come here to rob.

Did you get today's date only?

Should I have taken an appointment?

Lower your voice.

Why? - Pappu will wake up.

After so long I got some time to be with my wife.

Get out!

Shall I wake up Pappu?

Do one thing. - What?

Take whatever you want without making any noise.

Thank you.

Hurry up.

Go. - Thank you.

Listen... - What?

Take him along with you.

I am a thief,

not running an orphanage to take this child along with me.

We will meet again. All the best.

Again?

Baby, I am here.

Oh God, I missed you so much.

Tonight, its just going to be the two of us. No one else.

Oh God, Pappu...

Pappu, oh God.

May I come in Doctor?

Come in.

Please sit.

What is your problem?

Doctor, give me some medicine to avoid pregnancy.

Pregnancy...

Take this condom.

Anyways it is of no use to me.

Should I have this with milk or water?

With a banana!

Have it with a banana.

Yes, because alone, it is of no use.

Thank you doctor.

Have fun.

I will. Thank you doctor.

You scared me.

What are you and Pappu doing here?

I came here to tell you that there has been a theft in the house.

I know. - What?

What?

How do you know?

You just told me that there was a theft in the house.

Let's lodge a complaint with the police.

Complaint...

you are concerned about Pappu the whole day!

If you had taken care of the house and me...

there wouldn't have been any thefts.

Hello.

Hello.

Mr. Amar, I am speaking from Sluts.

Can we talk later?

No, you misunderstood me.

I mean,

Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science. SLUTS in short.

Today the world uses BBM language, so in short form.

What is it?

To celebrate our college's 25th anniversary...

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