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we are organizing a reunion week.

You and your family are invited to join us in a week-long celebration.

Wow! That's amazing!

This means, a week-long opportunity to enjoy college life once again!

Yes. So are you coming?

I will definitely come.

I love SLUTS. - What?

SLUTS. SLUTS.

Confirm.

Baby, I got a call from my college. There is reunion next week.

We will have lots of fun.

We will get a break from work and also,

get to spend time with each other.

Meet, I am very upset.

I will kill whoever did this to my car.

Don't curse him so much.

If I catch hold of him...

By the way,

next week I have to go to Turkey with my boss to attend a meeting.

A big deal has to be finalized.

So I can't come.

What do you mean? Why can't you come?

Next week Pappu has to get his vaccinations.

Get it cancelled. We will get it done after two weeks.

We cannot cancel the appointment.

Mom has chest congestion from last one week.

We have got this appointment with great difficulty.

Have you taken the responsibility of the entire family?

Brother and sister-in-law are also there.

Sister-in-law has gone to meet her parents along with p*ssy.

And your brother is too busy at work.

That means her job is more important to her than me!

Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! I am fed up with Pappu.

My Tulsi is for everyone except me.

Her father named her Mamta and she is taking her name too seriously.

Yes. - Yes.

Tell me one thing.

Why do wives forget the Kama sutra after marriage?

The families are not so joint even in Suraj Barjatya's movies.

As soon as the day comes to an end,

heroine indicates the hero to meet her alone.

But my wife says, I will go and come back right away.

Have a cashewnut. - Thank you.

Friends, I have an idea! I have a grand idea!

Since past six years, we are living like loyal dogs!

Like loyal husbands. - Same thing.

We have believed that A stands for apple,

B stands for ball and C stands for cat.

We've also agreed that everyone has a heart.

But our wives have kicked us instead of loving us.

Now we three will go to the college reunion, and that too alone.

And again, we will do A B C D whole heartedly...

so that we get F all day long.

F - F

We will have so much fun...

that the world will be amazed!

That the world will be amazed! - That the world will be amazed!

So, SLUTS, here we come.

Hey guys, are you ready to have fun?

No. - No.

We are ready to have great fun.

What's up guys?

Long time.

Hi guys.

You don't remember my name. - Sorry dear.

No problem. It happens.

Let's play a game.

Okay.

First my wife...

...will give you a hint to her name and you have to guess it.

Then I will give...

What?

Hint. - Yes.

Come on darling, start.

Okay.

Should I wear my name or take it of?

Panty.

What?

Diana Panty.

Her name is Payal.

Her name is Payal. - Oh Payal.

Now my turn.

Shall I give it in the hand or in the mouth?

Your name was not so vulgar.

Prasad.

Oh, Prasad! - Prasad.

Prasad, Panty... I mean Payal...

It's time for our flight.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Yeah. - Yeah.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me, what is the time?

Bra panties.

I mean... 12:
35

Twelve thirty five in english.

Okay honey. - Yes.

Oh no.

Please forgive me sister. - What are you doing?

Leave me. Someone might see us together.

Leave me!

Oh crap!

Rakhi!

Disgusting.

Oh God!

A veil!

Shutter down.

There is no A B or C...

All are walking around holding their D in their hand.

Yes.

Hey, wait.

Why isn't any girl in our college wearing short dresses?

Why are the boys behaving

as though they will be killed if they look at a girl?

Yes.

Because if anyone is caught looking at a girl...

their punishment will be worse than death.

Look there.

That means principal Robert is still the principal here.

Oh crap. - Yes.

Six years ago, a boy named Hardik had inaugurated this tree.

The next day he was admitted to the mental asylum.

I've heard that he is still there.

You mean, the students are still hanged naked on this tree!

No.

Due to the fear of Principal Robert, since last six years...

no student has tried to break his rule.

So no student was required to be tied to this tree.

Since six years this tree has been waiting for its next prey.

No sir, no, please sir, we made a mistake.

And where the offence is, let the great axe fall.

It means,

when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done.

No. - No.

Thank God!

Is Principal Robert on campus today? - No.

He has gone to Yorkshire for three days to attend a conference.

But his loyal soldier is still on-guard.

Look there.

What are you doing?

I'm pulling them out.

What will happen by pulling out plants?

Everything is ruined!

Principal Robert's terror is still ruling over the college.

Rose mam!

She is not Rose mam. She is fully clothed.

She is Rose mam!

Rose mam...

Rose mam...

Hello mam. - Rose mam!

Hello.

How are you?

I am fine.

Prem, what are you looking at?

Mam, during our college days,

there was water flowing from this fountain here.

Since last six years all the taps of this college have dried up.

Don't know when there will be drops of water falling all around.

When everything will be wet again.

When will it start raining and everything will be upright.

Prem, let's go to the office and complete the registration.

Yes mam.

Don't know about the statue but Prem's tap is now on.

Wow.

Did you recognize her? - Who?

Marlow!

What are you saying?

Didn't you see her face? - You were looking at her face!

Do you remember, during college days...

Marlow was crazy about you. She wanted you to put...

your straw in her coconut of love and drink from it.

Mangoes ripen but here, coconuts have ripened!

She is sthunning. - Stunning!

Marlow!

Hi.

Meet, I don't believe it. You've changed so much.

You too have changed so much.

Oh you noticed.

Of course! How can I not notice?

It is said that the great wall of China is...

the only wonder that can be seen even from space.

Now two more wonders are added to that list.

How sweet.

How are you?

Fine. - Where is Mrs. Meet?

She is at home. I came alone.

Is it hard, being alone?

Yes it is hard, being alone.

Do you want to get rid of your loneliness?

Yes teacher.

Then report to my private tuitions at 9 o'clock.

I will wait for you.

Yes teacher, yes teacher, yes teacher.

I love my teacher, I love my teacher I love my teacher.

What are you doing now-a-days?

I have two big milk factories.

Milk... factories...

Yes, if you are free tonight at 9,

I will give you a tour of both my factories.

And I will give it to you for free.

What?

Milk. - Milk.

Sure, I will surely drink it. I mean, I will surely come.

Okay, see you at 9.

Bye.

See you.

Yes!

Both of you will get to drive a Ferrari tonight.

But I will still have to ride a hand cart.

Don't worry. You too will find someone.

Yes.

Till then, you celebrate our lottery.

Let's have a beer.

I have beer but don't have an opener.

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