Grandma Page #2
SAGE:
What kind of adult doesn’t have a
credit card!
ELLE:
Credit cards infantilize you. Theyturn you into a pod person. Come
on, you must have a credit card -
SAGE:
Mom confiscated it after I crashed
the car in the garage. Sh*t!
Sh*t!
ELLE:
Alright. Alright. Calm down.
We’re gonna deal with this.
SAGE:
We are?
ELLE:
(beat)
Yes. We are. Where’d you get this
630 dollar number?
SAGE:
I went by a clinic. Called Pine
Rapids.
ELLE:
Christ.
SAGE:
I have an appointment for theprocedure.
ELLE:
For when?
SAGE:
Five-forty-five.
ELLE:
Five-forty-five? You mean today?
(Sage nods)
It’s 9 o’clock already!
SAGE:
They don’t have another appointmentopen this week! And I can’t wait.
I feel sick. And every day, everyday that goes by...
ELLE:
Okay well, I know a women’s healthclinic where you can get one forfree.
SAGE:
You do?
ELLE:
Yeah, Vi used to volunteer there.
Let’s go.
Elle brushes some leaves off the tarp covering a car. She
pulls the tarp off, revealing a 1955 Dodge Royal Lancer.
SAGE:
You still have Vi’s car?
ELLE:
Course I still have Vi’s car.
Give me a hand, would you?
Sage helps her.
Elle puts the tarp in the trunk.
Elle starts the car. Only it doesn’t start.
ELLE (CONT’D)
Sh*t.
LATER:
A young man is giving Elle a jump start with some cables fromhis truck.
ELLE (CONT’D)
I didn’t wake you up, did I?
YOUNG MAN:
(she did)
No.
The young man glances at Sage.
ELLE:
She’s already pregnant.
SAGE:
Grandma.
ELLE:
I’m just saying. Don’t get anyideas.
The engine turns over. Loud RAP MUSIC blasts for a moment.
Elle turns it down.
ELLE (CONT’D)
Okay. Thanks!
The car pulls out.
They drive into a mini mall.
Elle stops the car in the mini mall. She squints out thewindow.
ELLE:
Where the hell is it?
SAGE:
I don’t know. When’s the last time
you were here?
ELLE:
I dunno. 10 years ago? It must
have moved.
(points)
I think that was it. It was rightin there. Where that coffee placeis. Christ. It musta closed down.
(pause)
I could use some coffee.
They are drinking coffee in a cafe. Elle is at the
condiments station putting sugar in her coffee. Sage sits ata table.
SAGE:
(reading)
Women’s Health Action Center. It
closed five years ago.
ELLE:
How could they close this placedown? Why didn’t they let us know?
We could have had a rally!
Course...five years ago, we weren’t
going to any rallies.
(drinks coffee)
This is bilgewater. So where do
you get a reasonably pricedabortion? All you can get nowadaysis this shitty coffee.
SAGE:
Yeah, Grandma, uh -
Sage is looking nervously at a conservative looking couple atthe next table. Elle puts more sugar into her coffee.
ELLE:
How far along are you again?
When was your last period?
SAGE:
Ten weeks ago.
The manager of the coffee bar is looking at Elle.
ELLE:
My last period was twenty five
years ago. We did a ceremony forit, Vi and I.
(pause)
600 dollars for an abortion! What
the hell! That’s highway robbery!
CAFE MANAGER:
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have toask you to leave.
ELLE:
Excuse me?
CAFE MANAGER:
I’m going have to ask you to leave.
ELLE:
You’re “going to have to?” When
are you “going to have to” ask usto leave?
CAFE MANAGER:
I’m going to have to ask you toleave now.
ELLE:
So you mean you are asking us toleave.
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes, you’re disturbing the
customers.
ELLE:
What customers? I’m a customer.
Do you know what a customer is?
CAFE MANAGER:
I know what a customer is.
ELLE:
A customer is someone who pays foryour services. So I’m a customer.
disturbing? Them? Ozzie and
Harriet over here?
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes.
ELLE:
We’re disturbing you. Isn’t that
right?
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes. That’s right. You are also
disturbing me.
ELLE:
Because I’m talking aboutabortions?
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes. That’s right. Now pleasetake your coffee and enjoy itsomewhere else.
ELLE:
This used to be an abortion clinic,
do you know that?
(MORE)
ELLE (CONT'D)
Where you are standing right now,
there were countless unintended
pregnancies terminated.
CAFE MANAGER:
Please leave. Leave now.
ELLE:
Wait, I’m going to enjoy this threedollar “drip” coffee first! I’ve
got news for you - all coffeedrips! So you don’t have to callit “drip” coffee - that’s aredundancy! Hey, look, it’sdripping!
Elle POURS THE REST OF HER COFFEE ON THE FLOOR.
ELLE (CONT’D)
I enjoyed that! That was some gooddrip coffee!
SAGE:
(to manager)
I’m sorry!
ELLE:
Why should you be sorry? He should
be sorry!
They go to the door.
10 EXT. CAFE PARKING LOT - DAY 10
They walk towards the car.
SAGE:
French press.
ELLE:
What?
SAGE:
French press coffee. It doesn’t
drip.
ELLE:
Well, I guess not. Touche. Can
you believe that guy? These
bastards think they can turn theclock back fifty years.
(MORE)
(pause)
Crap.
ELLE (CONT'D)
She stops walking.
What?
SAGE:
ELLE:
I really have to use the rest room.
The manager looks up from where he is mopping up coffee.
ELLE:
Here, lemme help you with that.
CAFE MANAGER:
No, that’s alright ELLE
I insist, I feel terrible.
Elle grabs some napkins and gets down to help him mop thespill.
ELLE (CONT’D)
So, do you need a key to use thebathroom or is it unlocked?
He stares at her.
Elle joins Sage outside the cafe.
ELLE:
Okay, everyone’s friends now. Sowho’s the guy?
Who?
SAGE:
ELLE:
penis involved. Who is he?
One night stand?
SAGE:
No. He’s kind of my boyfriend.
don’t know.
I:
ELLE:
You don’t know? Well who does
know? If you don’t know.
SAGE:
He was supposed to get the money bythis morning.
ELLE:
What happened?
SAGE:
He didn’t get it. He told me he
would. But he didn’t.
ELLE:
Alright, well. This is his problem
too.
(stops)
You understand that, right?
Sage nods.
ELLE (CONT’D)
Do you? Understand that?
SAGE:
Yeah. Of course, he’s not the one
who’s pregnant.
ELLE:
Well that’s the f***ing problem
right? He’s not the one who’s
pregnant. He’d be shitting his
pants if he were. He’d find the
f***ing money if he was about to
swell up like he swallowed awatermelon.
SAGE:
I guess.
ELLE:
Let’s go talk to him.
SAGE:
Who, Cam? I don’t know if that’s a
good idea.
ELLE:
“Cam?” His name is “Cam?”
A small house.
CAM opens the door. He looks annoyed.
Cam is eighteen. Working on a scruff-beard.
jersey on with a marijuana leaf on it.
He has a hockey
CAM:
What are you doing here?
SAGE:
Are your parents here?
No.
CAM:
SAGE:
So can we come in?
CAM:
Whatever, yeah.
They come in. The house is messy. Cramped.
SAGE:
Umm, you were supposed to get the
money.
CAM:
I couldn’t get it. That f***in
a**hole wouldn’t front me the
money. I thought he would.
ELLE:
Well you’re gonna have to get it,
Cam. Half. Give us half the
money.
CAM:
Who is this?
SAGE:
My grandmother.
CAM:
Grandma? Yo Grandma, what youdoing here?
ELLE:
Listen, you have to takeresponsibility for this.
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