Grassroots Page #2
I don't tell you
that enough.
I am gonna run
Grant Cogswell's
city council campaign!
1, 2, 3, Cogswell.
For city council!
Sh*t, what he said, dude.
What did he say?
[ Cheering ]
[ Laughs ]
You're
my campaign manager.
You're the one who sent
out all those emails.
Where's at least
somebody?
You were supposed
to follow up with...
I hate this chair.
It hurts my back.
Why would you
have chairs like this
in your coffee shop?
It's not my coffee shop.
Fix this, Phil!
Fix it!
Wow!
Hey!
Hey! You think you
look like a politician
when you storm off
like that?
I mean, waitresses, they
vote, too, you know.
I hate these shoes!
I need better
arch supports!
[ Horns honk ]
Look at this.
People whine and b*tch
about traffic all day long,
but do they think
of a way out? Huh?
You screw mass transit
for the working class
and you screw it
for the entire system!
McIver's flushing
Seattle down the toilet
and he doesn't
even know it!
Hey! Doesn't
this suck, huh?
Doesn't it?
Doesn't it suck?
Look at where you're
sitting right now, huh?
Don't make me
get out there!
Look at what we've done
to each other!
Get out of here, jerk!
Doesn't this awful traffic
bug you into action? Huh?
Would you like to support
my campaign
for stalled mass transit?
Doesn't this suck?
Get out of here,
you lunatic!
Grant!
The monorail, your monorail.
We can have it
across the city
in five years, if even that.
And it'll pay for itself
in less than
a Seattle heartbeat.
And yet McIver
wants a debacle
that'll cost a fortune.
Why does he want this?
For the greenbacks,
my fine feathered friends,
to plump
his already pot-belly,
money-hungry
construction pimps
that fill up
his campaign coffer!
They call it light rail.
What does that even mean,
light rail?
My butt hole!
It's crazy lies,
lies on top of lies.
So he'll continue
to rape this city,
but I love this place.
I love it.
I love it so much
that I've carved
its seal onto my arm.
So give me your endorsement.
Rise above it all!
We can't offer you
our endorsement.
monorail more than I do.
In fact, I'm the
only one who showed up
to this little function
thing of yours today.
That's got to mean
something.
Which is why we can't risk
on fringe politics.
Fringe politics.
You mean, politics
that don't compromise?
That speak the truth,
which is the only way
to beat them, Clair.
Not by playing into their
conniving little fingers
like lambs
to the slaughter.
Please help us.
We can do...
I can do this!
Otherwise, you guys are just
another f***ing social club
on a list
sucking each other off!
All right, all right.
Listen, can I just...
can we just use
your name in public?
[ Laughs ]
Absolutely not.
God! Mmm!
What a f***ing
b*tch!
You know, grant,
you talk a lot of sh*t.
What we need to do
is embrace our position.
We're the little guys.
People like the little guys.
It's more satisfying
when they win.
Then why do incumbents
always get re-elected?
Because they stack
No, they rig
the f***ing system, man!
They choose how much money
you can spend,
what the jurisdictions are.
They even got those little
voter pamphlets rigged.
What are you
talking about?
The voter pamphlets,
you know, the things that
they send out in the election,
you know, or polls and sh*t.
They even got the little
government stamp on it
and everything.
Only in Seattle,
you can't say anything
about the incumbent in it.
You can't even mention
the incumbent's name.
It's the law.
It's a joke.
You sure about this?
That's why I verbalized it.
You know, when
I worked in Memphis,
it was for
this alt weekly
that let me dig into
all kinds of stuff.
Man, that city
was so messed up.
Poverty, corruption,
cronyism.
The cops were a bunch
of racist Hicks
still into Jim crow,
but no one cared.
You know what I did?
My back hurts.
Can we just go?
I sued them.
I took them to court
and I won, twice.
You got a coat? A tie?
Seattle itself
has demonstrated
a targeted
and intentional bias
toward limiting the
political effectiveness
of candidates who wish
to challenge incumbents.
Here's
a voter pamphlet
from last year's city council
election in San Francisco.
You'll notice a place
for candidates
to put pros and cons,
reasons why they think
they should be elected
and why the incumbent
totally fricking sucks.
Same with Los Angeles
and New York.
And even Dallas
f***ing Texas!
I mean, but Seattle,
west coast liberal
progressive Seattle,
10 years ago, the Seattle city
council passed an ordinance
forbidding candidates from
mentioning their opponents
statements.
It's total bullshit!
Just bullshit!
They've rigged the whole
tottering system
to stay in power!
Well, I'm sure you're
making a valid point
and we'll give it...
it's not just that!
It's the incumbent
can say
whatever the hell
he wants!
He can brag,
he can manipulate,
lie about his resume,
his voting record.
Even f*** his purple
pet parakeet
and grill it in the
microwave for breakfast.
But can a challenger target
these inane insanities?
Can he expose it
in the one document that
most voters actually read? No!
F***. Sorry.
Now, correct us
if we're wrong here,
but isn't restricting
our ability
to comment upon matters
of public record
a violation
of the first amendment?
Some would say
you're using this lawsuit
to take advantage
of the free media.
Well, it's true
that every candidate
who's challenging
an incumbent
wants as much exposure
as possible.
He's on TV!
It's grant!
It's too important for
the people to be exposed
to all ideas, brilliant,
constructive, idiotic.
Exposure, it's an issue
in every part of the city.
Get out!
It's that grant guy.
You got to be
kidding me.
every position, not just me.
No way!
For those of you
that don't know,
grant
is something different.
Different is good, right?
So...
Grant Cogswell.
[ Applause ]
Mass transit
When you hear McIver pimping
his light rail plan,
is that of a giant toilet
flushing away
the city's under-class.
I mean, he'll never build
this so-called light rail
'cause it's just
a giant ploy.
A train five times
the size of any trolley?
It'll never stop even close
to fast enough.
It'll run over children
and cats and dogs
until they have to put up
heavy fences and walls,
and there goes
the neighborhood, folks.
While McIver and his buddies
will be living
in fancy mansions,
driven into the city
by limos,
and we'll all be stuck
in a hell of noise,
litter, and danger.
[ Applause ]
I'll take any questions,
if there are any.
My name's grant Cogswell,
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