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Amar, you moron!

Cursed dog! He ruined my deal!

Brother-in-law, statue! - Hi..

You've to remain stiff now.

Tick | e.. tick | e..

Tick | e.. tick | e..

Tick | e.. tick | e..

You shook!

You shook!

Sister, come quickly.

Look, Prem shook.

Sister, come fast. See, Prem shook.

What's this? Why are you screaming?

What's all the noise about?

See..

-Shut up!

Nothing.

It's good that you came. I

wanted to talk to you about something.

What is it?

I want some money.

How much?

Just a million.

A million! Have you gone mad?

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Actually,

Choti has a course in London.

She has to go and live

there for two months.

What?! Choti has to live

separately for two months?

Why didn't you tell me this earlier?

I'll try and sell

a house tomorrow itself.

Yeah! I'll go and tell

all my friends right away.

You're the best!

Bye, Prem.

Bye.

Your feelings for my sisten.

-Yes?

..I appreciate it a lot.

What do you mean?

She's my sister,

but you considered her your own..

..and agreed to give

her a million rupees.

Yes, but you don't

understand my feelings.

Since your sister came to live with us,

we've been living like siblings.

"Come, get into my blanket."

Welcome to my blanket.

Choti!

-Choti? Ignore her.

I can't ignore her.

No, please don't.. Choti!

What is it, Choti?

-I'm feeling very scared.

I saw a very bad dream.

I won't sleep alone.

I want to sleep between you and Prem.

What happened?

Sister, there's a rat in your bed.

It rubbed against me.

No, Choti. There is no rat on the bed.

There is. I want to check.

No, Choti..

-Yes.

Yes.

-No.

Choti, don't worry.

Even if there was a rat,

it ran back into the hole in fear.

Nisha, you both can sleep here,

I'll sleep outside. Ok?

What do I do? She's a kid,

she doesn't understand all this.

Just let her go to London once..

..and I promise that every night

will be a wedding night for us.

Really? If that is so..

..then I'll surely sell

the house to Pawan Lodha tomorrow.

Good morning,

Mr. and Mrs. Lodha. Welcome!

You won't find a better bungalow

than this to start your married life.

Come, I'll show you the

special features of this bungalow.

Please come.

-Sure.

See this,

a lake in front of the bungalow.

A valley in front of the lake.

And most important,

a hill in front of the valley.

Well, what's so special

about this hill?

This is the mountain where

if a man loudly shouts his name..

..then do you know what happens?

The hill replies

with his lover's name.

Wow! Really?

I'll try.

Please try.

Pawan!

Ritu.. Ritu!

Wow, Mr. Lodha!

Sorry.. see, I told you.

You're right.

Darling,

why don't you also try? Please.

Try, Mrs. Lodha.

Ritu!

Sahi | .. Vikas.. Mohit..

Shekhan. Ani | .. Ramesh.. Rohan..

Rakesh.. Suni | .. Moti..

Manoj.. Shee | a.. Sonia..

-Gir | s?

Pawan! Pawan!

Pawan!

-Pawan?!

Kancha.

Hey Amol! Chotu!

PaPP"~

Garbage collecton. Watchman..

Newspaper boy.. mi | kman..

Listen to me, Mr. Lodha.

Please save me, brother!

You're my friend.. I need a million.

I have to send my sister-in-law

to London for higher studies.

Please save me.

What is it? What are you staring at?

Is your mother getting married?

Get lost!

Bloody scoundrel! -Prem,

he's my customer. What are you doing?

Please save me.

Give me a million rupees.

Where do I bring a million from?

I'm just the manager of this hotel.

It doesn't belong to my father.

Prem, you should be happy.

-Why?

You have a hot sister-in-law

at home to feast your eyes on.

I have a bull in my house.

-Bull?

Yes, my brother-in-law.

He came down for two months to

participate in a wrestling competition.

He's been holed up in

my house for six months now.

Have you seen the movie 'Judwa'?

-Yes, why?

It's the same problem, man.

My wife and my brother-in-law

are twins. Cross-connection.

When I touch my wife..

..my brother-in-law gets hot.

Oh.. no..

Ouch

-Ouch!

What am I doing? Meet!

Oh god!

-Leave my sister alone!

Meet, you mean to say that

your life is hell too? -Yes.

Wife's calling.

Hi, darling.

Honey, guess what?

What?

Brother has gone out to

chill with his friends tonight.

And he's out the entire night.

The line's clear. Come home quickly.

Oh baby, I'm coming!

Prem..

-You got the one million?

No, my arrangements have been made.

You can sit here and

think about your withdrawal.

I'm going home to deposit.

To deposit.

Meet, you bloody cheat!

Oh baby, we've got

a chance after six months.

Your brother will party there..

..and we'll have fun

and frolic here all night.

Let's go wild, baby. Let's go wild.

You dog! How dare you mock my lisp!

Leave me! What are you doing?

Power slam!

Oh god, they're shattered!

I'm done for!

Baby baby

Baby.. -I'm not fit

to give you a baby anymore.

I'm so sorry.

Gently, dude!

I'm doing it.

It's gangrene.

-Gangrene?!

We'll have to chop it off.

-Chop?!

Prem, scissors.

-Yes, doctor.

Here, doctor.

-What are you doing?

Solve his problem in one snipe.

Prem, hold his hands.

-Yes, doctor.

No way! Nobody's chopping

anything, get it?

You guys are such rascals.

You're mocking my condition.

You went to deposit,

but returned with your account closed.

I asked you for a

million and you refused.

You want a million?

-Yes.

I'll give it.

-ReaHy?

Yes, just sell my

mansion in Doodhwadi.

After a 99-year lease,

it's finally come to me.

Will you take another

hundred years to sell it?

No, I'll call up right away.

Hello, I'm Dalal speaking.

You.. Mr. Dalal, what happened

to the mansion at Doodhwadi?

Sir, I'm standing

outside your mansion.

But I don't know why

nobody's willing to come here.

But you don't worry.

I won't rest till I

generate some leads today.

Hurry up or..

Sir, the client is here.

I'll hang up now.

Welcome, sir.

Please come.

Welcome, sir.

This mansion is very

old and badly maintained.

Oh sir, this was a palace

for the kings in the olden days.

Just take a step in.

Come.. come, my darling.

Come inside, my dear.

Come in, just once.

Just once..

No, I don't feel like it.

Let's check out some other bungalow.

Sir.. listen to me, sir..

Can I get some tea! Tea please!

Nobody even asks me

for tea in this house.

Sir, your tea.

But who are you?

I'm your new maid, Shiney.

Nice name.

Here's some fritters

to go with the tea.

The aroma is nice.

Wow, the fritters are delicious.

You deserve a tip.

Here's fifty bucks. -No, sir..

C'mon, keep it.

The fritters are very nice.

I've never eaten such

fritters in my life.

Just a minute. Here..

Hundred.. two.. keep this.

-No..

Keep it.

-Thank you. .

Such delicious fritters. wow!

Keep this. Take it.

What a.. fritter!

Enough, sir. My blouse will tear open.

Then let it tear.

What is this for, sir?

If your blouse tears,

you can use this to stitch it.

C'mon, sir.. had I known

that it's so easy to make money..

..then I'd have returned

from Doodwad earlier itself.

Doodhwadi?

-Yes, my village.

Doodhwadi is my village too.

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