Great Grand Masti Page #3

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ReaHy?

-Yes.

Then it's my duty to serve you nicely.

Tell me, what all can I do for you?

Thank you for calling us over, buddy.

Enjoy the show, my friends.

"I floored you by wearing lipstick."

"I looked into your eyes,

it caused a heart attack."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"I floored you by wearing lipstick."

"I looked into your eyes,

it caused a heart attack."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"You look awesome and fashionable."

"You sculpt your figure in the gym,

only to kill us."

"Your booty like apples.

Your legs compliment them."

"Your lips are like candy,

I feel helpless."

"Come, it's a season of love.

There's no reason to abstain."

"Open up..

open the door to your heart."

"You're a hottie,

my desires are naughty."

"Come, let's get flirty.

Give in to your emotions."

"C'mon, my sexy lady,

let's make some love tonight."

"You've got me going crazy.

I wanna hold you tight."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"You floored me by wearing lipstick."

"You looked into my eyes,

it caused a heart attack."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"I floored you by wearing lipstick."

"I looked into your eyes,

it caused a heart attack."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"O dar | ing.. O dar | ing.."

"..by wearing lipstick."

"I floored you.."

Bloody Amar 'Sucking' Saxena!

Your mom-in-law screwed

up all our moods today.

She just screwed up the mood today.

Normally, she gangs up

with the guru and screws me.

And that guru presents

song verses as his teachings.

..and is making a fool out of my wife.

Be grateful that atleast your

wife doesn't have a twin brother.

I plug one's phone and

the other's battery gets charged.

The common saying is that

the sister-in-law is half a wife.

In my case,

the brother-in-law is half a husband!

Don't talk about the sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law is not a bone in

the throat but a juicy steak herself.

When she was young, she'd

sit on the lap and eat a lollypop.

Now when she sits on the | ap..

--ml lolly pops out.

This is the first bed in the wor | d..

..where my wife's

sister sleeps with us.

Our condition is such

that forget the feast.

..we don't even get regular meals!

Friends, I have an idea.

I have a great, grand idea!

No, no.

-Yes, yes.

No, no.

-Yes, yes.

No, no..

-Shut up!

We're going to enjoy

a feast this time.

This time we won't be playing

golf with downtown gir | s..

..but playing softball

with village belles instead!

Village? Which village?

Doodhwadi.

That's my native.

Why Doodhwadi?

Because in Doodhwadi, the

moment someone buys your bunga | ow..

..you can bid goodbye

to your mom-in-law's house.

We'll only sell his

bungalow at Doodhwadi.

How will we get to

relish a rural feast?

In Doodhwadi, there isn't just

one Shiney, but thousands of Shineys.

Smiling Shiney,

washing Shiney, bathing Shiney..

Towelling Shiney..

A Shiney here and a Shiney there!

What do you think?

-Correct.

We'll get to enjoy in Doodhwadi on

the pretext of selling the bungalow.

Yes. And this time it

won't just be fun and fro | ic..

..but great fun and frolic!

Such great fun and frolic that

the world will be left wide-eyed.

Wide-eyed!

-Wide-eyed!

So Doodhwadi, here we come.

Doodhwadi?

-Yes.

It's your ancestral bungalow,

you go to sell it yourself.

It's your friend. You can go

and get pally in such a rotten place.

Is this Doodhwadi

even marked on the map?

I told you, whether we go to

Doodhwadi or up the donkey's rear..

..it won't make a

difference to our wives.

Yes, wives become

suspicious only when

..we go to Bangkok for work.

Hey, look ahead!

Are you alright?

-Yes, I am.

Ok, step outside. Let's check the car.

Open it.

-It's hot.

Oh no, it's badly damaged.

-Sh*t!

That reminds me,

I want to sh*t urgently.

You want to sh*t in such a time!

Go there, behind the rocks.

-Water..

What do we do now?

Waten.

ControL.

Oh my god! Snake! Snake!

What happened?

Why are you screaming snake?

A snake bit me on the butt.

-What?

The poison has already

started spreading. -Oh god!

I'm feeling giddy.

I'm going to die.

-No, nothing will happen to you.

I'm there. We'll think of something.

There must surely

be a way to save you.

There's one way.

- What?

You both have to suck the

venom out of my butt. - What?!

Have you gone mad?

I'm not going to suck your butt.

The poison is taking effect.

The world is vanishing before my eyes.

Everything around me is darkening.

Remove your goggles,

the darkness will disappear.

For the sake of our friendship,

please suck on it.

Why did the snake have

to bite you on the butt!

Thank god the snake

bit him on the butt..

..think what you'd have to suck

on if it bit him on the front! -Oh no!

Goodbye, I'm going.

Wait, we'll suck on it.

Meet, suck it.

-Ok.

What? Why should I suck?

You're an expert at sucking.

Remember how you used

to suck your thumb as a kid.

You're no less of

an expert at sucking.

I've seen you suck out entire

mango and leave behind the seed.

Those were mangoes, but this

is a watermelon. C'mon, suck it.

People die laughing,

I'm going to die shitting.

Suck it, you rascals!

Yes, we'll suck it. Bend down.

I'll suck it.

You idiot,

you weren't bitten by a snake.

A 'coctus' was stuck to your rear.

-Cactus.

Yes, cactus.

I've been saved!

You nearly died.

And I nearly sucked.

Hey, it's a wagon!

Wait! Wait!

Doodhwadi!

Thank you, sir.

Doodhwadi.

Let's milk this opportunity, guys.

Village belles..

-Smooth like butter.

Look at that.

Beautiful pots.

DoodhwadL. Doodhwadi, I love you!

I love Doodhwadi. I love pottery.

I love pottery.

I love your beautiful pots.

Yughurt!

WOW!

Creamy yoghurt!

Doodhwadi.

Thank you, sir.

-Doodhwadi.

Guys, let's milk this opportunity.

Village be | | es..

-Sta | e as bread.

What to do now?

Look at that.

Doodhwadi. I don't like Doodhwadi.

A pot of gold in the dreams..

-Is shockingly old in reality.

Oh god, where have you brought us!

Even the yoghurt!

Drink some yoghurt, dear.

No way!

You drink, dear.

I don't want your yoghurt.

Every packet of milk

here has expired ages ago.

Forget the milk, even the

yoghurt here is a century old.

Is this your native

place or the Jurassic park?

Where are all the young girls?

I'll tell you!

All the young girls of the

village have gone to the city..

..to work as maids.

What?!

-What?

Who are you?

I'm the chieftain

of this village, Ramsay.

What? Your name is Ramsay?

Yes. We were three brothers.

Ramsay brothers. Two went away..

..I'm the only one left, Ramsay.

How did your brothers die?

They haven't died!

They went to the city to work.

By the way, why have you

come to this barren, deserted..

..graveyard of a village? Why?

Brother Ramsay,

we've come here on some work too.

I want to sell my ancestral bungalow.

Which bungalow?

This one.

Satan's area! Old bungalow!

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