Great Grand Masti Page #4

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Terror! The chime of the anklets!

What's all this?

Titles of horror films.

But films are inspired by real life.

The mansion that you've

come to sell is haunted.

Amar, I think that,

just like your guru..

..this guy is also

making a fool out of us.

Ramsay, please explain in detail,

whatever it is you're harping about.

This story is about Ragini.

MMS?

-No, SMS.

SMS?

-Simp | e, marvelous and sexy.

Ragini's beauty was

the talk of the village.

Men wrote her letters in blood.

But to keep all the sinners

away from her daughten.

..her father stood

at the door of their house.

The posse of men ended

up waving their hands.

But the day of the

union never arrived.

Ragini suppressed

the hunger of her youth.

Poor Ragini,

quietly endured everything..

..because her father

had a long stick in his hand.

Neither did she get a cucumber,

nor did she p | ay..

..hide and seek in the arms of a man.

I agree that it's a flashback,

but is the rhyming required?

This is a style of

narrating the story..

..without which

everything is just bland.

Don't irritate, come to the point!

The guys yearning for Ragini spread

false stories about lions attacking..

..but her father didn't budge.

Then one day, rea | | y..

-The lion attacked?

No, a snake attacked.

But taking it to be a lie,

Ragini's father didn't come.

Daughten.

No... no..

This is where the

story should have ended.

But when she died,

Ragini's youth was yet to blossom.

Any man would do for her,

whatever be his faith or creed.

All that Ragini's soul

wants is a wedding night.

Guys, one shouldn't mock

at a dead person like this.

What if the story turns out to be true?

-Shut up.

You coward! Ghost are not real.

Now I know why it was proving

hard to sell your mansion. -Yes.

It's due to these

baseless horror stories.

Come, let's ask

someone for directions.

Get lost, blanket-man!

Where are you going?

Don't go to Ragini's mansion.

Don't go!

Wow, Amar. This is quite big.

It's a cat, you coward!

Hey Meet, switch on the torch.

Let's find the switchboard.

Why aren't the lights turning on?

It's a village,

there must be a power cut.

Don't worry, come.

Even the torch isn't working now.

This torch is torturing us.

You've arrived.

You all have finally arrived.

I've been waiting for long.

For us?

For anyone..

..who'd enter this house.

So many years..

I've been waiting for so many years.

This is my house. Who are you?

I'm Shabri.

Shabri. Tell us, Shabri.

What do I tell you, sir?

An orphan like me makes

any available shelter her home.

My story is a very tragic one, sir.

Very tragic.

If you hear it, your eyes will water.

It's my mouth that is watering.

I lost my mother in chi | dhood..

..and her burden fell on my chest.

In my youth, I lost my father.

Even the burden of his

responsibilities, fell on my chest.

You can't see, sir.

How much burden I carry on my chest!

Yes, we can see.

If you wish, we can even lift it.

Only if you wish.

What?

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

I had just taken refuge

here all these days.

If you permit,

shall I start working here?

Working?

Don't refuse, sir.

I'll do all your work.

I'll fulfill all

your needs and desires.

Not just my age,

even my sleep is tender.

Even if you call at midnight,

I'll come running.

I'll do what you say.

I'll do where you say.

I'll do it the way you say.

Enough, girl. Are you going

to take a promotion on joining day?

Your job's confirmed.

ReaHy?

-Yes.

I'll prepare a meal

for you all right away.

And clean up the whole house.

-Ok.

How could you appoint her like this?

We don't know whether

she's lying or not.

There should be some

reason to believe her.

There is.

Didn't you see the two big reasons?

And if god wants,

I'll show you the third reason soon.

Correct. So what if there's

no Shiney in the village?

We have a Shabri at home.

Yes!

Yes!

But we are three.

May the best man win!

May the best man win!

-May the best man win!

"Your love possesses me like a ghost."

"My heart is stuck on you,

like a bloody foo | ."

"It's been waiting

helplessly since long."

"You never meet,

despite all the promises."

"Where are you?

Where are you after prepping me up?"

"With a silk scarf around your neck,

come and meet me.."

"..I stand outside the club,

my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."

"Silk scarf.."

"Move it.. let me do my thing."

"You're the hottest,

get on the floor."

"My heart is stuffed

with love for you."

"You're good luck

as well as good news."

"Don't misuse me, O miss.

I just want to say."

"O darling, why are you so hyper?

Step on the brakes of your heart."

"I just want to say.."

"Where are you?

Where are you after prepping me up?"

"With a silk scarf around your neck,

come and meet me.."

"..I stand outside the club,

my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."

"Silk scarf.."

"Move it.. let me do my thing."

"You're the hottest,

get on the floor."

"How long will you keep me yearning,

trapped in your grip?"

"The poor lover is on tenterhooks,

I just want to say."

"O darling, I'm good and you're fine.

I'm yours and you're mine."

"I just want to say."

"Where are you?

Where are you after prepping me up?"

"With a silk scarf around your neck,

come and meet me.."

"..I stand outside the club,

my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."

"Silk scarf.."

Stop, Amar! Where are you taking her?

Shabri, my patience is running out.

Nab him!

-Wait!

Amar, you coward!

-Amar, you coward!

Open the door.

-Open the door.

Don't worry,

this loser won't take much time.

He's two-minute noodles.

Yes, he's quick-gun Murugan.

Fire.. fire.. misfire!

See, your friends are getting worried.

Meet isn't worried for you,

but his medicines.

Medicines?

What's wrong with him?

He has a problem getting up.

Getting up? But his legs appear fine.

It's not about his legs,

but somewhere else.

Actually,

it's always 6.30 on his watch.

I didn't understand.

His gadget doesn't work.

Oh god, poor guy!

That guy is pooren.

he.. what's his name? -Who?

That fat guy with buck teeth,

who laughs in a weird manner.

That ugly fat thing.

Prem?

-Yes, Prem.

He needs prayers along with his pills.

Why? What happened to him?

He's on his..

What?

..way out.

It's a venereal disease that even

Dr. Gupta couldn't cure.

Venereal disease?

Oh god, he even touched me.

Oh poor girl, this disease

doesn't spread by touching.

Only love spreads by touching.

But if you still want, I'll check you.

What the

What happened to you?

I'll get some water for you.

Look, what happened to him?

Forget him, are you all right?

I'm fine, look at him.

We'll look at him later, first you.

Come.

Come soon.

You rascal, just five minutes

with Shabri and you're so heated up.

She's a very hot chick, man.

She shook him up so

bad that he's still shaking.

You vibrator!

She's here.

Here, drink some water.

What's the matter? Take the glass.

You take your medicines too.

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