Great Grand Masti Page #6

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Then why did you commit to her?

What was the need to take

a stray arrow on your butt?

Shut up.

Friends, I have an idea.

-Oh no!

Babu Rangeela.

Very loose in character.

The gigolo of the village.

Male prostitute.

Male prostitute?

Yes. Even if there has to

be a sacrifice, it need not be us.

He charges 5000 for each visit.

I offered him 50,000.

50,000?

We don't have to pay him anyway.

Once he does it, he's gone.

Prem, you're a genius.

Hi, guys!

Myself, Babu Rangeela.

This guy? Can he do it?

Hey! Don't underestimate

Babu Rangeela.

My clientele is spread far and wide.

Look at this item.

Deepika?

Katrina!

Sunny Leone.

Sunny Deal?!

Actually,

I showed you the wrong album.

I'm a fan of these people.

I'll show you the client album.

-It's 0k, let it be.

Look, there's no dearth of money.

But come what may,

don't change your mind.

Once I commit,

he doesn't listen to me either.

Wow, that's great!

Sir, please wait inside.

She'll be there in a moment.

Hurry up, I don't have time.

This fish took the bait.

Come, let's pack our bags. -Yes.

Surprise!

-Hi, baby!

Just when we got rid of one witch,

three more have arrived!

Dar | ing..

-Dar | ing..

What a pleasant surprise!

How come you're here?

You must be tired. Sit down.

Come, sit.

Did you three think

why we've come here?

Why have you come here?

It's Karva Chauth

(festival) tomorrow.

So we wanted to surprise

the three of you.

Karva Chauth. How sweet!

We can't stay away

from you on such days.

Hello! How much longer

will you make me wait?

Who is he?

Who is he?

-Who is he? Tell them.

He's come to buy the mansion.

Oh, he's come to buy the mansion.

These three can't be relied upon.

If this mansion has to be sold,

then we only have to do something.

Come.

Listen to me.

Hello.

-He | | o.

Are you an agent?

Hey! I'm not an agent,

you can say 'customer' instead.

Oh.. Ok, look,

the structure is in front of you.

Tell me, how do you like it?

I loved it.

I'm ready, come.

Really? Then shall

we discuss the money?

They've already discussed that.

The deal has been finalised at Rs.

50,000. Come.

50,000? Have you lost your mind?

It should atleast be 50 million.

50 million?!

Look at his face.

Even 60 million is not much for him.

- Absolutely.

60 millions!

60 millions! Nobody in my

family has ever earned that much.

Sir, are you fine?

Sir..

-60 million!

What has happened to him?

Didn't you hear? His whole

family hasn't earned that much.

These beggars just drop

by to check out the house.

Baby, let him be.

Why don't you go and freshen up?

Yes, we'll take care of him.

Ok? Go on.

He wasted so much of our time.

Let's go.

Yes, go.

What about him?

Betrayal!

You betrayed me!

You promised to have fun with me

and called your wives over instead.

No, we didn't call them.

He.. he brought them here.

-Yes.

He's the bone in the throat.

He brought them here

so that we couldn't have fun.

You don't worry, I'll punish him

when he regains his senses.

You don't have to do

all that with me around.

Do you guys really

want to have fun with me?

Are you saying this out of fear?

No, true lust knows no fear!

Really? Then come.

No?

No, I mean.. won't it be

awkward with the wives around?

If we three can't have fun,

then how can you have fun?

Once they leave, we'll do as you wish.

Until then,

you'll have to wait a little.

Don't worry.

I won't have to wait for long.

Friends, let's do one thing.

Let's tell our wives that

there's a ghost here. -Yes.

Yes.. and also tell them..

..that we wanted to have

a good time with that ghost.

Now that ghost wants to have

a great and grand time with us.

Oh god, I'm tired of this problem.

Tired?

-Yes, don't trouble me.

Here, the three of us have prepared

a tasty meal for the two of you.

Eat it.

Yes, we will.

What are you staring at? Dig in!

Oh.. now even they're

asking you to dig in.

Don't worry, darlings.

Neither can they see me, nor hear me.

How can you all resist it?

It looks so tempting.

These guys aren't going to

eat vegetarian when there's chicken.

Where did you get this chicken from?

It was loitering in the balcony,

we caught and slaughtered it.

Babu!

Rangeela. The rascal deserved it.

Look, eat what you want.

But the breast piece

is for my husband.

It's his favourite.

Is it?

-Oh!

Favourite?

Darling,

why didn't you tell me earlier?

Don't eat if you don't want to,

atleast don't make faces.

Ok, forget it.

Meet loves the leg piece.

Come what may, he never skips it.

Don't leave it today either.

Stop. Stop. Please stop.

Don't stop. Don't stop.

Nobody is forcing you.

You too can leave it if you want.

Leave it.

Please.

Ok, no problem.

Amar will eat the chicken.

No, I don't want to each chicken.

-Why?

It's Saturday today.

Yes.

-I' | | eat the noodles.

Oh, chew with your mouth closed.

What's wrong with the three of you?

We prepared the meal so lovingly

and you three are misbehaving.

Damn disgusting! Let's go from here.

Yes, let's go.

Rekha..

-Nisha.. Listen to me, Nisha.

Actua | | y..

-I don't want to hear anything.

Shut up!

-Listen to me.

Nisha..

First you insulted our food.

Who knows what else you'll do now!

Nisha, you beauty,

I can't resist your booty.

Sorry, I didn't..

Rascal, how dare you

molest your friend's wife!

I can't even think like

this about my friend's wife.

Rekha, time for some fun.

You! He's outraging my modesty

and you're doing nothing about it.

Hey! You rascal, how dare

you molest your friend's wife!

Dar | ing.. Hey dearie..

I told you to save my modesty,

not outrage her.

Sapna, why cover up?

Get a taste of Meet too.

You rascal, I couldn't

imagine that you'd stoop so low.

Get lost!

Sorry, baby.

Even I couldn't imagine

that you all would stoop so low.

We're not going to

stay here a moment longer.

Get out! C'mon, let's go from here.

Baby.. listen to me..

there's some misunderstanding

Listen to me, Rekha!

Nisha!

-Rekha!

Sapna!

Please believe us, dear.

We don't know how this is happening.

We always wanted to..

..outrage your modesty!

Baby, don't go.

If you stop, I'll hack off your legs.

0h god!

Listen to me, dear.

Or I'll stick a broom on your butt.

You'll dance like a peacock

for the rest of your life.

Hey Raju, get the broom!

Get the broom!

Broom?

These guys have gone mad.

Let's run from here, c'mon.

Baby.. wait..

"Silk scarf.."

Ragini, were you doing all this?

I told you,

you wouldn't have to wait for long.

Baby! Wait up!

Dar | ing..

careful, the gates are electrified.

No?

No!

Run!

The gates aren't electrified.

What type of current

is this that hits only us?

Is this is a house or a circus?!

What have you been upto,

you good-for-nothing!

It's a circus, mom.

They were misbehaving

with us while we were here.

After we left,

they got busy with each other.

What are you doing?

Why are you holding my hand?

All of you?

-Here?

Very bad, Prem.

All of us came to give you a surprise.

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