Great Grand Masti Page #7

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I thought that all of us

would holiday together as a family.

Yes, then we met sister on the way.

She told us about your antics.

Now you've seen

everything for yourself.

There's no need for

us to stay here now.

Come.

-Wait.

Nobody is going anywhere.

It's quite late.

We're all staying here.

But mom..

-Don't worry.

I'll keep an eye on them.

All the men will sleep in one room.

All the women will sleep in another.

If any of you misbehaves..

..I' | | break your legs!

C'mon!

What bad luck!

First, it was just our wives.

Now, even the relatives are here.

-Yes.

Who knows when we'll come together.

Shut up!

You three have fooled me enough.

To hell with the fun!

Now it's going to be forced.

Prem, come here.

What if I possess your sister-in-law?

Prem..

..what if sister sees

us getting hanky-panky?

No.. no.. no hanky-panky!

Amar, come here.

What if I possess your mom-in-law?

I'll relive my youth on this pretext,

darling. -No.

Meet, what if I possess

your brother-in-law?

Lakshman!

Then it'll rip you apart.

No!

-Yes.

N9, no!

Oh man, what is this!

You got scared!

Not just scared, I freaked out.

Not just him, all of us freaked out.

What is it?

Your friend's brother-in- | aw's photos.

If he pins down a man,

he wears him out.

Look at how he grips from the front!

Grips what?

-See this.

His bear hug is beyond comparison.

That's bad.

If he locks them in his thighs, even

the strongest would fall. See this.

RiP IOU apart!

Meet!

It's time to go to sleep.

We'll hug tightly and sleep.

It'll be great fun.

I need to pee.

-I' | | join you.

We'll do it together.

-Get lost!

Meet!

Ragini.. where are you?

You've won, I've lost. Ragini!

"Silk scarf.."

"..tied around the neck.."

Oh sh*t! Ragini is

inside Amar's mom-in-law.

No, I won't be able to do it.

Meet, climb up the gallow

or Lakshman will climb on you.

What are you doing here?

I'm ready to do it.

What?

That which you always wanted.

What are you doing?!

You're stripping in front of me!

You're getting naked!

What are you doing?!

I'm getting ready to make love.

Look, I don't have much time.

Take your clothes off quickly.

What?!

-Yes.

Come here, don't irritate.

-Hey

Hey.. save me!

-Don't confuse me.

Don't waste time.

-Save me!

Meet!

Good that you came,

see what this fool is doing to me.

There's no need to say anything.

-Ok.

His fallen pants reveal everything.

Wow, Meet!

After seeing your actions today..

..my respect for you has increased.

Respect has increased?

Meet, this was my idea,

so I'll implement it.

No, Prem..

..don't take off your clothes.

-What's wrong with both of you!

I'm there. I've taken off my clothes.

-What do you mean?

I'm doing it, Prem.

What are you doing?

C'mon, take me.

-What?

No, Prem. You have a wife,

a sister-in-law, take care of them.

I'll take care of her.

No, Meet. I'll take care of her.

No, Prem, I'll do it.

-No, Meet, I'll do it.

No, Prem..

No, Meet..

-God, save me from these horny men!

Shut up.

Now when we both are ready,

you're acting pricey.

Now you tell me, whom do you want?

Amar! Amar!

Oh, so she wants Amar.

-Amar?

Amar!

-Amar!

Amar!

-Amar!

Amar!

-Amar!

I'm here.

Amar, see what your rogue

friends are doing with me.

I've understood everything.

I could never imagine that

you both would think like this.

I'm don't regret that

you thought like this..

..but I regret not thinking

about it before you.

Hey oldie!

Stop shouting and get in the bed.

Have you lost it!

Now one more crazy

guy to join these two!

Somebody help me!

Go, Amar! Go, Amar!

Hey! He's gone mad.

-No, Amar! No, Amar! -Leave me.

Forget that, look there.

Sapna, see what these

three are trying to do with me.

We set out to be the hunter.

Instead we're going to be hunted now.

Mom, did they do

such a thing with you?

Yes. Now even the elders

aren't safe in this house.

Lust has driven them mad.

Only one person can save us

from this trouble now.

I've lost it! I've lost it!

I've lost it!

-Good that you've come, master.

It's good that you've come.

What happened?

You've been lying around these days.

You know what happened with me?

Mama's darling boy went astray.

Not just went astray,

he even pounced on mom-in-law.

Bad thing! Very, very.. bad thing.

Sire, please do something.

Yes, sire. You're the only hope now.

Sire, what will you do?

Please tell me.

We'll perform a fire sacrifice.

The answer to those three

horny men is in my bag.

Tonight, I'll summon all the spirits

and perform such a sacrifice..

..that their lust wi | | ..

Out.. out run out!

Sire, will they roam around

freely like this till then?

I have a solution for that,

Saira Banu.

Worry.. why worry?

You and me are locked in

a room and the keys are lost.

Sire, the keys.

Open, dear.

Safe deposit.

Now you'll get the

keys only after the ritual.

C'mon now.

Praise be to the singing master!

Sire..

-Mom..

Mom, don't do this.

It's my birthday today.

And you're all standing

here with such gloomy faces.

We should definitely

have some song and dance.

Ok, I'll sing.

"I made an entry and bells

began to ring in the heart."

"Listen to the commentary

of the heart and love is guaranteed."

Mom, where is the sound

of bells coming from?

It's the master's grace, my dear.

The master's arrival has

transformed the house into a temple.

It's either the bells ringing

or the offerings being made.

Praise be to the Singing Monk!

Had fun?

We'll keep the rest of

the fun for our time together.

You've made me wait a lot.

You'll have to pay

the price for the delay.

Now I don't want one of you,

but all three.

All three?

-Yes.

By the way,

you have time till tonight.

Go and meet your wives.

Tell her whatever you want.

I'll wait for my gift at night.

It's my birthday and

the day you three die.

We'll celebrate all three togethen.

..tonight.

Here's your salad.

Go on, you also join us.

Why aren't you three eating?

Well, mom..

No, don't tell me..

..that you have observed

a fast for them.

They aren't worth it.

Eat your food. Eat it.

You're absolutely right, mom.

By misbehaving with you,

they've crossed all limits.

I hate them.

Marrying them was the

biggest mistake of our lives.

They destroyed our lives.

To observe a fast for such a disgusting

man is an insult to the custom.

They used to swear by

our love once upon a time.

And today,

they're eating on Karva Chauth day.

It's good that Ragini is killing us.

We'll be rid of them.

They're a blemish on

the reputation of wives.

Death is better than

living with such wives.

We've decided who amongst the three of

us will get into bed with you first.

Really? Who?

Nobody.

What?!

Don't you know the

consequences of refusing me?

Don't yuu!

Shall I tell you something?

I'm very cowardly.

The smallest of things freak me out.

But today, despite you standing

there and saying all this..

..I'm not scared.

Because we know that our

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