Great Grand Masti Page #8

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wives are observing a fast for us.

That's why you can't harm us.

You trust your wives so much.

Ok, let's see.

Hey! What was that noise?

What happened?

Let's check it out, mom.

-C'mon.

Out.. out run out!

What's going on here?

And who is she?

All of you can see her?

She's not a ghost

to be invisible to us.

Who are you and what

are you doing in this house?

I live here since the last 70 years.

20 years as a human.

50 years as a ghost.

If you're a ghost, then look here.

I'm a witch.

Your mom-in-law will

get herself killed. -Really?

Shut up! She's pretending

to be a ghost in my presence.

Somebody explain to her

how terrifying I am to ghosts.

Witches feed their children

by showing my photo.

They tell them to sleep,

or else the Singing Monk will arrive.

Isn't it?

-Yes.

That's why I'm telling you, my chi | d..

Out.. out run out!

Out.. out run out!

If you're a ghost,

then I'm a large tree.

Huge organic watermelons

pop out of me all day..

..for the well-being of mankind.

Isn't it? -Yes.

Oh no!

-What happened to the master?

Watermelon!

Thank god he didn't say pineapple.

Oh god! She's really a ghost!

Ghost! Ghost!

Do you know why I appeared

before all of them?

So that I can kill the

three of you in their presence.

Now I'll see how their

fast saves your lives.

Dad's staff?

-Dad's staff?

Mine?

No.

Dad's staff.

Dad's staff.

It seems it's her father's staff.

-What?

See this.

She's under control now, the ghost!

Where were you hiding

all this while? Where?

You don't know how much

she has troubled us. -Yes.

Now it's our turn.

Hey, shut up, what?

You keep making weird

noises all the time!

Are you mad?

Stand quietly or I'll slap you hard.

Slap? Just a slap?

You're very soft-hearted, Amar.

Haven't you heard the adage, ghosts

don't yield to talks, but kicks.

Hand it to me. -What?

The staff, what else!

Give it to me.

Mad ghost,

you'll pop out watermelons, eh!

Now see how I make you

pop out a bowl of fruit salad.

What are you guys doing?

Let's run from here.

How can we leave?

The party has just begun.

C'mon, let's go to the dance floor.

Burn to ashes, beautiful!

We're going to make

you die a terrible death.

And you won't be able to

do anything to us. Take that!

Exactly. This is known

as killing the snake..

..without breaking the staff.

Prem..

-Shut up, Amar.

You don't know about my fury.

Once I lose my coo | ..

Dad's staff broke.

..I calm down quickly.

Oh god, run!

Brother!

Atleast everybody is

receiving the shock now.

Even the watermelon popping

out of me didn't give you the brains.

Who told you to grab the doors?

He's mad.

Two minutes. Just two minutes.

That's all the time

left for all of you.

The moment dad's fire burns out,

your pyres will burn.

What do we do?

Idea!

Igor it!

See this, your dad's underwear.

Fear it!

You fool, she feared her

father's staff, not his underwear.

To scare her you've

to call her father directly.

Yes, but how?

-How..

The Singing Monk.

-Yes.

Master!

Master, only you can save us from her.

I don't know to summon spirits.

What?!

-Yes.

See, I press the buttons

on this to move the coin.

What?

Not this ghost,

I'll choke you to death.

C'mon, just chill.

It's dirty, but it's business.

Sire, give me the bag.

Give me the bag.

It seems we'll have

to do something. -Yes.

Bloody imposter! Let's go.

Place your fingers on it.

Wherever you are daddy spirit,

please appear!

Wherever you are daddy spirit,

please appear!

Wherever you are daddy spirit,

please appear!

Wherever you are daddy spirit,

please appear!

Oh man! Why isn't this coin moving?

Buddy, before I die,

I want to say something honestly.

I know that it's my idea

that gets us killed every time.

The coin moved.

HOW?

Truth along triumphs.

I understood.

My father used to say..

..that to summon a spirit, the mind

should be clean and the soul honest.

But I always resorted to lies.

That's why I could

never summon a spirit.

But the moment Prem spoke the truth,

the coin moved.

That means, if we speak the truth,

the coin will move?

Yes, it surely will.

Then what are you wondering?

Speak the truth quickly.

But what?

Say that you can't find

a better mom-in-law than me.

I can't find a better

mom-in-law than you.

Speak the truth.

Amar, the fire is burning out.

Sneak m

You're a mad old woman.

You've ruined my life.

If you really miss

your husband so much..

..then instead of bringing him down

to earth, why don't you go up instead?

You'll be happy and so will I.

The whole world will be happy,

damn you!

Damn yuu?

Shut up, Amar.

The coin moved.

-The coin moved.

Well done, Amar. Continue.

-Yes.

Hey, what do you mean by continue?

Will I alone speak the truth?

You also speak the truth

about your brother-in-law.

What about me?

Nothing, just that you're

the apple of my eyes. My darling.

Thank you, Meet.

The coin isn't moving.

Meet, the fire..

Speak up!

You're not the apple of my eyes,

but the rot in my love life.

You cross-connection!

Seeing you, I realised why

people curse their brothers-in-law.

You're not a human, but a wild bull.

Not a wild bull, but a donkey's.

Did you understand?

He called me a bull.

I hate you, Meet. I hate you!

The coin moved.

-The coin moved.

The coin moved.

Prem, it's your turn now.

Say it.

My name is Prem. I'm a man.

I'm 32 years old.

You loser, we're not submitting

our bio-data for a job.

You've to speak the true

feelings of your heart, rascal.

Prem, speak the truth.

One needs brains to think

and you lack it, foolish girl.

You keep saying, Prem shook..'

Not me, but you're

shaken in your head.

Because of you sleeping between us my

rat is suffering from plague. Plague!

Sisten.

-Sorry, dean.

What nonsense are you talking?

Prem, the coin moved. Oh!

That's done.

Now, we just need

to speak one more truth.

Enough. Dare you say another word.

Do you hate our family

members so much? -Yes, we do.

Do you know why?

Because they keep us away from you.

You turn a blind eye

to us in their presence.

That's why we came

here to cheat on you.

But now we rea | ise..

..that we were cheating

ourselves and not you.

Because all the fun in the

world can't match up to your love.

And today, we swear on that | ove..

..that we'll die but never betray you.

Dad..

-Not your dad, but Babu.

I'm Babu Rangeela.

I'm of loose character.

Because once I commit.

..then he doesn't listen even to me.

Even I have a staff

to bring you under control.

Babu.

Rangeela.

I loves you.

WOW!

Crazy.. Choti?

Bu | | .. Lakshman?

Choti, aren't you ashamed?

What will the elders of

the house think if they see you?

What will they think?

Sorry, we made a mistake.

They did a mistake.

MOm!

Dad! I mean, master!

Not master, but the master's staff.

They're talking about your mother.

Come.

Mom..

Earlier, she used to be shameless

and look at her blush now.

Dad.. hello.

Forget the hello and quickly

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