Gregorio Page #3

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I must have dropped it.

"I must have dropped it"!

Worse for you, your lose,

now you get only one bread, alright!

No, I was lying, I was joking, give me some!

By your mother's c*nt!

You're always doing the same thing, right?

You always drop one and

you never realize it, right?

- I realize it, of course.

- Yes, what a coincidence! Right?

- You steal from us and you don't

even realize it? - F*** off, pig!

Don't make this long!

Don't make this long, shithead!

Big tongue, shits!

He eats here every day and...

he steals for fun, not out

of necessity, the a**hole.

He doesn't even know

how to steal, he's an idiot!

You're stealing from us and

you don't even realize it, right?

If you want, you can stay,

but if you don't, f*** off.

Always with the same sh*t,

that shithead!

That sh*t of a brat!

Same old crap every day, right?

The numbnuts makes a habit of it.

Shoot! The first shot misses!

Have you placed your bet, then?

- He's playing with all three!

- With all four!

Now, with the four, with four!

Out.

Oh! Loses, loses.

- You're f***ed, you're f***ed.

- You're out, man! - You win!

Look, look.

Hey, guys, you can look

but no beating off!

- Yummy!

- The slut, the slut!

Look, here's another one, especially for

Nacholo, who's just morbid. Check this out.

Everybody's morbid here, don't pretend.

Look, here's a transvestite.

Ah, he's cute!

Man, your bed is full of fleas.

Put Baygon on it.

F*** off! Who tells

you to lay down on it?

This is cool, sh*t!

Feels like I'm on Jupiter.

Damn, if you're on Jupiter,

I'm on Earth, but cool!

You motherf***er!

Buddy, your music's boring.

It's not, and it's not a miracle!

I said that it is a real miracle,

don't bother. Right?

It's not a miracle!

And then what is this thing,

then, what, dude?

That's another guy who f***ed before you!

He finally got smart, he turned smart!

My sister... I found out that

my sister was beaten up...

and... what was her name?

and I found out, and I

asked her "Who did it?"

she told me "Him", and I, without

speaking or anything, went over him...

I landed a slap on him and he also

hit me and we started having at it,

and I had no choice, and so,

I grabbed a stick and broke his head.

I saw that blood was coming out

of his head and I stepped aside...

and his brother grabbed me when I was

distracted and hit me, and I brought my brother,

he hit him, and then...

his whole neighborhood came in in a flash,

then my neighborhood came in as well,

and everyone began to

fight, stones, sticks,...

windows, everything, they destroyed the headmaster's office, the

chairs, the doors, the windows, they destroyed absolutely everything,

and then... and then... the next day I went

back and they wouldn't let me in and I said:

"Miss, what just happened, hey?"

"Don't play dumb. "

"And yesterday, what happened?"

"No, miss, I don't know, that guy and my

brother did it to get some attention. "

"That's it, Miss. If you want to

throw me out, just throw me out. "

And the teacher says, "No, I don't want that,

but just to know why you behaved badly. "

I had no choice so I said: "Miss, f*** off",

and so the lady expelled me.

And so... so, I... it was for the best.

I miss my mom but I can't go back home.

My dad, when he's sober, is a good guy.

But when he's drunk he goes crazy.

No one can stop him.

When I was a kid, he beat my mother,

beat us,

used to beat my younger siblings,

and until one day I was fed up,

I grabbed an iron and

threw it in his face,

I just couldn't take it anymore.

I smashed his face with the iron

and ran out of the house.

But I miss my mom.

I can't leave her!

I can't go back home!

Already?

Still.

Already?

Still.

And if he get caught, what happens?

Don't be afraid, don't be a p*ssy.

Me? A p*ssy?

The thing I don't like is stealing.

Hey! What's wrong?

Take your hands off the car.

Miss, I'm not doing any wrong

to you, I'm playing my salsa.

Hey, do you know how much the painting

of this car? Take your hands out of there.

Miss, but I'm just playing my salsa!

No! Hey, get your hands

off of there, I'm telling you!

- Miss, I'm not doing anything!

- Take your hands off of there!

Miss, your car is fab!

Now, it's fine,

I'll leave your car alone.

Yes, but this guy was

shitting his pants out of fear.

Fear?

This pal can't handle that, man.

Leave him alone, it's the first time.

Just wait, then.

And you two fools, I don't

know what you looked like.

"Already?". "Still. ". "Already?". "Still. "

"Already, already, already, already".

A moron, you looked like!

And what kind of oaf were you?

This guy isn't smart yet.

Yeah, yeah, just eat

that anticucho, alright.

We go back to hitting the cars?

You're no better than

a baby hitting the cars.

Shitty boy, f*** off!

- Madam, this is my place, ma'am.

- Go back in line.

My wallet!

- Ouch, sir, sir!

- I haven't done anything!

I was just going home, sir.

Why are you arresting me, what did I do?

- The wallet.

- What wallet?

I didn't do anything!

- Why are you running?

- And you, why are you following me?

- Come on, don't pretend, man!

- I haven't grabbed anything.

Wouldn't you be thief, right?

No dirty money in this house!

- And where's the money?

- What money?

Man, where's the loot from the wallet?

- I spent it, but there were only 2,000 soles.

- 2,000 soles! You're full of sh*t!

- The wallet was full! - "There was only 2,000 soles"!

F***ing numbnuts, f***ing a**hole!

You think you're smart, numbnuts? Do we steal

so you can spend it, and we even get arrested?

Now, let him f*** himself,

let him f*** off, this numbnuts!

What do you claim?

It wasn't their money, they stole it.

There you go, numbnuts, there have it!

If you want money have your

mom work as a prostitute, idiot.

You want money? Here!

Worthless sack of sh*t!

You're not good for this,

so take off already.

There were more than 20,000 soles.

And who was I supposed to give it back to?

This wasn't theirs.

I spent them.

"Dirty money", said my mother.

I spent them straight off out of rage.

And I was bitter about everything.

And from my dad dying.

If you work hard, you have to eat.

But first I ate Lomo Saltado...

with a fried egg.

Here in Lima everybody cheats.

Never being honest,

always wanting to cheat.

Why do they grip with us?

I was bitter.

It was because they beat me, then.

I bought a humongous strawberry ice cream.

And so, after two days,

I returned home.

Now my mom

enrolled me in school,

but I rarely go.

Now I just work.

Sometimes I want to...

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