Grilled Page #7
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 83 min
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"It's like I saw God." But there's a big
difference from that...
and when you really
see Him.
What did you see?
I told you.
Let's go.
Wow, he is beautiful.
Look.
Leon?!
What the hell
is he doing here?
Brought, like us.
Sh*t. Come on!
Let's go around.
- Bobby, what year is the Caddy?
- I don't know from cars.
- What is it, Irv?
- It's a '89.
- '89? Hope it's a big boy.
- Yeah.
- '89...
- Oh, it's a nice car.
- Oh!
Excuse me. You know,
I don't work for free, Boris.
I mean, this isn't my hobby,
you know what I mean?
If you want people walking around
saying, "Boris this, Boris that,"
that's fine. Otherwise, you know,
you gotta make an offer.
- For money.
- Hey hey hey hey hey.
Look, we'll take both
these cocksuckers out for...
10 each.
Would you just relax,
let me work out the details?
- All right.
- We're gonna do two for one.
Yeah yeah. I'll decide
what they're worth.
All right, all right,
all right.
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!
- You're supposed to be the taper.
- Hey, this got messy.
- L... you saw me tape them up.
- I told you guys...
Hey! ...no messy!
Now find these a**holes.
Then you come back
for Goldbluth.
I'm at the bar.
How come every time
something's f***ing up,
it's my fault?!
All right, we gotta talk fast.
I'm fast. I'm hard.
Hey, how you doing?
Leon!
Hey.
You guys.
Hey, look. Who is that?
Do you remember?
That's your lovely
lady-friend Karen.
Used to be.
Now she is my lovely
fiance Karen.
- Hey, good for you.
- Congratulations.
No, next dance,
honey, next one.
So are you a friend
of the Goldbluths?
Uh, I'm Jerry's
piano teacher. You?
Uh, we have a dearfriend in common
who wants us, actually,
to expose Mr. Goldbluth
to our high end.
Yeah, Goldbluth, there's a man
you should talk to about fine foods.
Come on,
I'll introduce you.
These guys, for a living
they're meat salesman?
Yeah.
They knock on people's
door and say,
"Do you wanna buy
a f***ing cheeseburger?"
That's a living?
That's a life?
- Mr. Goldbluth.
- Yes, sir?
I-I want you to meet
some people here... gentlemen.
- Uh, this is Dave and...
- Maury.
- Morty. Dave and Morty.
- Hi.
- This is Mr. Goldbluth.
- Hi, how are you?
- Very good.
Tony said you have a great
appreciation for good taste.
- He said we should connect.
- Yeah, where is Tony?
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be here.
He speaks very highly of you, sir.
He said you taught him
everything he knows about barbecue.
Yeah, well... what the hell does
he know? See you.
No, really, he says
you're a real magician, you know.
We supply gourmet clients with
the finest beef in the world.
We just... we think
you should have the best.
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
- Mr. Goldbluth, sir?
- Yeah.
Oh! I already got the best.
See, I get it from Omaha.
So you guys have
a good time anyway, okay?
Hey, champ!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
You guys are almost
the same age.
Cindy, meet my son Jerry.
Hi, Jerry.
Nice to meet you.
What the hell's
going on here?
Can you excuse us real quick?
Dad, come here.
Do you think I'm ready?
Are you kidding?
You're gonna love it.
- Jesus.
- Listen, when I was your age,
I would have given my right arm
for this... a setup like this.
My first time I was 10.
I mean you're like old already.
- Go on, she won't bite.
- All right, look,
you stick with him,
They're gonna kill him
when they get back.
- We gotta sell him now. Bring him in.
- Uh... ah.
Harold, what is go...
what is going on?
- Where's Jerry?
- In the car.
- In the ca...
- Faye, Faye, Faye, Faye, come on.
What's the matter with you?
The girl does parties.
You know... graduations,
birthday parties.
Harry!
Wish I had a camera.
This could be like
a "happiness" poster.
You know, the ones they sell
in the fine gift shops.
Thanks.
You hear that? It's obvious.
I'm getting rid
of that girl.
Let him just have a hand job.
Just... one time.
- One time.
- There, see?
Have another drink.
Who is that?
You really keep her off balance, keeps
the flame alive, huh, Mr. Goldbluth?
Cookie, call me Cookie.
Let me ask you something.
When you do your grilling,
you like your steak cut
an inch or an inch and a half thick?
What, are you putting me on?
Two inches.
These guys are gone,
they're long gone.
You know what?
I'm done.
I wanna go get Goldbluth
and I wanna call it a night.
You know, I'm talking
about the best...
40-day-dry-aged prime Kobe-Angus
hybrids, superior animals.
- The best?
- On Earth.
On Mars, I don't know,
Hey, Maury!
But anything, say within two, three
million miles of Sherman Oaks.
- This is five-star stuff.
- Huh.
- Get the book.
- What's the book?
The one monthly amount includes
everything... the filets, the T-bone,
the New York cuts, the London broil
and the magnificent rib eye.
All at a fraction of the price
you're spending now
flying in who knows what
from Omaha.
- Excuse me?
- Let me show you something.
I don't wanna get
into he-said-she-said,
but this steer had problems
late in life.
In all probability.
Are you saying this is bad meat?
This is prime beef.
This is choice
labeled as prime.
We see this all the time.
No attention to quality.
Mr. Goldbluth,
we can take you to the top
of the beef world.
The highest altitude
in gourmet dining.
Meat so soft, people don't even bother
to use their teeth.
The meat just seems to melt as it makes
contact with your mouth.
Yeah.
You hear that?
You don't even have
to chew it.
I like it.
It was packed
full of meat like that.
It looked
like a giant gift basket.
Make a... a nice gift
for the uncles.
- That's a lovely gesture.
- Yeah...
You know what?
I'm strangely attracted
You know, there's nothing
strange about that.
- Open the door!
- Ow!
- Another door.
- Again, you motherf***er.
F*** you, I ain't
doing that again.
Let's go around this way.
Seven freezers,
seven uncles.
You know what?
I'm just gonna need to get
nothing to worry about.
- Boris.
- Oh, nothing uh?
- Well, how screwed are we now?
- Just a little bit,
but we've got everything under control.
We chased them inside.
Yeah, they're hiding
in the kitchen.
Well, that's good. Now just find
Goldbluth and get him in there too,
because this is gonna be
a goodbye package.
Not a problem. We'll just bang him
with the other two.
Two red, two blue and...
right now.
Yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna need
you to sign right here,
here, here and here.
That's a lotta places.
Take it.
This is the best, right?
See, it's a matter
of personal preference.
- Davey!
- There's only one best.
That's what always pissed me off about
that expression, "the best."
I mean what is best?
Is it best for me
or is it what's best for you?
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