Grindhouse Page #9

- I ain't getting...

- Abernathy.

Don't get on my nerves right now.

- I got sh*t on my mind.

Ooh!

You know, I ain't six.

It's cold. Can we roll up

one of these windows?

KIM and ZO:
No.

Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.

What the f*** are you guys doing?

What does that mean?

Whoa!

Faster, you black b*tch! Faster!

That fast enough for your bony ass?

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa ho ho ho!

Oh!

Abernathy, get your ass up here.

Whoa! Whoo-hoo!

Alrighty.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Go, go! Go!

Check it out, b*tch.

You want it f***ing faster?

Whoo-hoo!

Yah hoo hoo!

##

Yah hoo hoo!

- Oh, my God.

- What the f***? Sh*t.

Damn it!

Now.

Did you do something to him?

Say something?

Nothing! Sh*t.

Here he comes, Zo.

He's coming!

Aah!

Sh*t, oh sh*t!

No!

Hold on, Zo!

Oh, my God. Zo!

- Oh! Hold on!

- I can't!

F*** you, motherf***er!

Zo! Zo!

- I'm sorry I called you a black b*tch!

- I forgive you. Hold the f*** on!

Whoa, whoa, get away!

Oh, sh*t.

I can't see. I can't see!

Zo, move your leg!

Oh! Come on, come on!

Redneck lunatic bastard!

Get away from me!

f***ing legs!

Oh, my God.

Sh*t, I'm scared, Kim.

I'm really scared.

I know, baby, just hold on.

Watch your feet!

You wanna get hot?

- F***ing son of a b*tch!

- You wanna get hot?

Then suck on this for a while, b*tch!

Zo! Goddamn it!

Oh, my God. Get away from us,

you cocksucker!

Leave us alone!

F*** you, motherf***er!

F*** you!

Zo! Zo! Oh, Zo!

Hold on!

Zo! Zo!

Look out!

Get ready to fly, b*tch.

- Zo!

- Zo, hold on!

He's right on your f***ing ass!

Hey! Whoo-hoo!

Hey, ladies, that was fun.

Well, adios.

Ow! F***!

Sh*t! F***!

Run away with your ass!

You better run, motherf***er!

That b*tch!

I'm okay!

Oh, sh*t! Goddamn it!

Oh, you f***in' b*tch!

Of course you are.

Of course you are. What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

Zo, the f***ing cat!

Whew. That was a close one.

So, where's the maniac?

I shot him and his punk ass sped off.

You wanna go get him?

Oh, hell yeah!

Honey...

I think you might want to get out.

F*** that sh*t.

Let's kill this bastard.

Okay, get your ass in the back.

Let's go.

Where the f*** you going?

I'll be back!

This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.

Oh, f*** yeah, b*tch.

Come on. Bring that sh*t.

Giddy-up, then!

Yeah!

God!

Come on! Come on.

Why? Oh, no!

Ah! Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Oh, no!

No, no, no!

No, God!

All right, get it together, man.

What did you...

what am l... what are you gonna do?

Take him down!

Now where do you think you 're going?

F***in' f*** you!

Where do you think

you 're f***ing going?

What the f*** do you think...

Come here!

Go!

Whoo-hoo!

What's wrong with your ass,

motherfucking cocksucker?

Oh, you 're gonna wiggle your ass at me,

gonna wiggle it at me?

Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,

you redneck lunatic bastard?

Aah!

Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut

up in this b*tch right now!

Oh, I'm the horniest motherf***er

on the road!

Boo-yah, b*tch!

Did you just hit a boat?

Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!

Get that motherf***er!

Forget about the cows, motherf***er!

Move, motherf***er, move!

Motherf***er!

I'm 'bout to bust a nut up

in this b*tch...

Watch it, watch it.

# Tapping that ass

tapping that ass #

# Tapping that tapping that tapping... #

Aah!

Bastard.

Oh, you know I can't let you go...

without tapping that ass.

Oh, f*** me!

- One...

- Kim?

...more...

- Kim?

...time!

Boo-yah!

That's what I'm talking...

that's what I'm talking about, b*tch!

Oh, come on!

Yah!

Yah ha ha, come on!

Thought you lost us, motherf***er.

We back, motherf***er. We back.

Who's laughing now, b*tch!

Sh*t.

Come on!

Here's Cha Cha!

You 've been such a lunatic bastard!

I'm sorry!

What?

I didn't mean anything.

I was just playing around.

Oh, he was just playing around!

- Just playing!

- Well, I ain't playing with you!

Whoa!

Oh, look out, look out, look out.

What's your sign?

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t.

Don't run, don't run,

motherf***er, don't run.

This baby's on speed!

Whoa!

- Aah!

- Yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

Jesus f***ing Christ,

it's about time.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Please don't dead-end.

Oh, there the motherf***er is.

Go, go, go!

Get him, get him, get him!

Unh!

Oh, help me!

Be careful. My right arm's broken.

This one?

Oh, you want some sh*t?

Motherf***er, kiss my f***ing ass.

Uhn!

Yah!

Mother... f***er!

Motherf***er!

A**hole!

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy.

or you 'll be alone in a quick #

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy.

or you 'll never get another fix #

# I' m telling you it's not a trick.

pay attention. don 't be thick #

# Or you 're liable to get licked #

# You 're gonna see the reason why

when they're spitting in your eye #

# They'll be spitting in your eye #

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy.

a girl's not a tonic or a pill #

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy

you 're just jumping for a spill #

# Oh. how your bubble's gonna burst #

# When you meet another nurse

she'll be driving in a hearse #

# You 're gonna need a heap of glue

when they all catch up with you #

# And they cut you up in two #

# Now your ears are ringing

the birds will stop their singing #

# Everything is turning gray #

# No candy in your till.

no cutie left to thrill #

# You 're alone on a Tuesday #

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy.

or you 'll be alone in a quick #

# Hang up the chick habit #

# Hang it up. Daddy.

or you 'll never get another fix #

# I' m telling you it's not a trick.

pay attention. don 't be thick #

# Or you 're liable to get licked #

# You 're gonna see the reason why

when they're spitting in your eye #

# They'll be spitting in your eye #

# You 're gonna see the reason why

when they're spitting in your eye #

# They'll be spitting in your eye #

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