Grizzly Park Page #2

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poor choice of footwear.

Poor choice?

These were $300.

You're not going up in those.

What else did you bring?

Well, I could have

another pair.

How about these?

Those are not

gonna work.

I got these if

you're a size 8

Youre kidding right?

If they fit, take them.

If not, you will not go.

Fine.

I'm a size 8.

What would we do,

if we see a grizzly bear?

You know, any kind of bear.

Well, most people would run, which

would be the worst thing you can to do.

- I'd run.

- You never outrun a bear, son.

They can run 30-35

miles per hour

I don't have to

outrun the bear.

I'd just have

to outrun you!

So... Are

What do you do, if

you do see a bear?

You spotted a bear and

he's not seeing you yet.

You quickly and quietly

get away from it.

If you have been spotted, you

don't make sudden movement.

You'll begin speaking,

very softly...

and it will help the bear

will identify, what you are.

Yeah.

Dinner.

Bears are also getting

ready for habitation

so they'll be gorging

themselves this time of year.

I saw one of those

nature shows

I thought it said, your suppose to make

yourself big, make loud noise and scare it.

I would suggest

you not do that.

The bear would consider

that confrontational behavior

...and trust me, you do not

want a confrontation with him!

Whatever!

I'll cap that ass.

Let's move

Hey, what's that?

It's a GPS system. I'm just

programming where'd be going.

You think it matters?

It doesn't.

Pick up the trash

you'll see.

So here's your radio and don't

forget to change that shirt OK?

Hey. Mister Ranger Sir!

Ranger Bob.

Not Mister

Ranger Sir!

How about

Sponge Bob?

- What if we call you by your last name?

- Ranger Bob!

- Bob?

- Bob!

Your last name

is Bob?

Oh. so you're

Bob-Bob?

John... William... Bob!

Ranger Bob!

Oh.

I've almost forgot what

I was gonna ask him.

So there should be plenty of food and water

up there, for you guys for the week, OK?

You guys have any problems,

just give me a call on the radio.

Michael, parking lots cleared out,

I'll pull the gate behind me and lock it.

- OK, thanks Howard

- You bet!

- So the park is closing?

- Yeah, till next spring.

Normally, we don't close

till November, but...

fires are so bad this year that,

firefighters can't cover all this parks.

We're one of the first to shut down

just because how remote we are.

- So everyones gone?

- Yes, well except me.

I'll be here in case if you or

Ranger Bob needs anything.

I'd sure appreciate all

your help Ranger Mike

It's sure is beautiful,

Ranger Bob

Here too!

Yes Bebe.

It's sure is.

What is this place?

OK folks, let's take

a little break.

- I feels to tired!

- Amazing.

Oh goodie, a

picnic table!

- My feets are killing me!

- Hey, what's you got there?

Tremendous.

Tit-fallious.

- Could be nature at its best

- Yeah... Maybe... No!

Please dispose of the

wrappers properly.

- Ranger Bob, if a girl wants to tinkle?

- She would go her little ways off.

and go behind the

bush or a tree.

- Oh OK!

- Watch out for poison oak.

- The leaves I showed you?

- OK!

Down boy!

Is that girl

for real?

Listen to this!

Hey.

Check this out.

Oh. look how

cute you are!

Here kitty, kitty!

Here

Good baby

You're hungry

aren't you?

Well, that's all now.

Bye. Nice to

meet you.

Bye

Great. No reception!

Cellular phones

don't work up here.

There's no service.

Besides, you're not allow to have

those on this little excursion.

You're joking?

Could it get

any worse?

Yo, Ranger Bob!

I was kind of evaluating the

path you have us going on...

...and I think there a

shorter, easier way.

- You think?

- Yeah.

You the computer whiz?

Clear your credit, clear out

your bank account any minute.

Just joking.

This is a navigation system and it's

showing that, we can save like 2 hours.

Son, the path youre talking about, is too

close to the ranchers surrounding the park.

You remember that little talk

we had, about nasty wolves traps?

Yes.

But if we're careful and I'm

sure you know the way

We'll stay

on course!

He's trying to

torture us!

Alright, let's

get going.

OK, everyone be very

quiet and do not move!

Bebe.

Did you feed

your new friend?

Guys, it's

disgusting.

My eyes are

burning!

Get the hell away

from my Bebe!

I'm gonna

throw up.

This is so gross!

This is why we do not

feed the animals!

The stinging in your eyes

will stop shortly

as far as the smell, there's not alot of

thing we can do about that right now.

Kiki. I wouldn't advise screaming

again, when you see a wild animal.

- Bebe?

- I thought it was a forest cat.

Stay down with

the rest of us.

Jerry... It's Bob.

Do you copy?

Jerry here.

I'm at the campsite now.

Dropping off the gears.

Roger that.

OK, here's some soap,

this should help with the smell.

Falls right down there.

- Thanks, Ranger Bob.

- Your welcome.

Go get cleaned.

Need any help,

Ranger Bob?

Goodness, Bebe, you

must be freezing?

I'm gonna go setup

that last tent.

I can help!.

We still stink,

Ranger Bob!

Yes, Candy you do.

In order not to contaminate

your other clothes

all of you will wear the same

one tomorrow as you did today

You want us to put

those clothes back on?

Yes, unless you want to

smell like a skunk all week.

- That's so gross!

- I'm really sorry I didn't know.

Excuse me

Hey Bebe, maybe you

could make it up to me?

They're talking about making

us sleep in our own tent.

I don't think so.

Nice job, Scab.

A white power tattoo,

sitting next to a black man.

Well done son.

Gotta drain the dragon!

You have a dragon?

I love dragons.

F.Y.I. Ranger Bob.

The food sucks!

I couldn't even eat mine!

Well, maybe it wouldn't have burned

if anyone of you have bothered to

stir it while I was putting up the tents.

- I helped you

- Yes, you did Bebe

Thank you.

Let's talk about what each one of

you want to accomplish this week

What do you mean, accomplish?

Like maybe reflecting

why you ended up here?

Finding redemption, maybe

even forgiveness?

- Spider!

- Raul

Actually this is pretty close in size

and color to our spiders here.

mostly found in trees.

- Spiders?

- His kidding right?

You know what? I think it's

time for us all to turn in.

Men in one tent,

ladies in the other.

Jerry. Ranger Bob here.

Do you copy?

Jerry.

Ranger Bob.

To hell with him.

Crap.

What the hell was that?

Look! I'm drowning

the little suckers

I'd be careful standing

so close to those fire ants

Whoa

Sorry about that.

Let's go!

So those little

sucker bite?

OK, I don't like cheating last time!

You don't understand,

I'm in the middle of nowhere right now man

those old people have their

cheque and cash for them. Listen!

- Alright

- Is this how it works?

I gotta go.

What?

- How did you get your phone to work?

- I got a booster for the signal

Let me make a call!

Now why would I want to

do anything for you?

I could tell Ranger Bob!

Alright 10 minutes... hang back

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