Grizzly Park Page #3

---

so nobody can hear you OK?

You'll make it

up to me later.

Elaina.

It's me.

After lunch, I'm going the GPS system as

the saying goes and beat him by 2 hours.

Ranger Bob

will be mad!

What he's gonna to say when I beat

him there like 2 hours or more?

Nothing!

OK. Goodbye.

I don't think you've

all given us your best.

The trash you've missed now, we've just

gonna have to pick up on the way down.

- Is there any downhill?

- After the uphill.

Let's go.

OK. North.

East. South.

Find that,

Ranger Bob.

We're definitely sent

to the top right?

Oh yeah.

So what'd you do?

Poisoned my mother

Really?

Not like I wanted to

kill her or anything.

So about 2 years

less of college.

Why'd you poison her?

She'd just ragged

on me all the time.

About buying too

many clothes.

My studies.

My friends.

So you thought you'd give her

something else to think about?

Yeah.

Hey, it worked for

almost a year.

She always thought

she had the flu.

Until the bleeding started.

Must have been

internally or something.

You're not in jail?

My mother never

told on me.

They just got me

stealing the poison.

Just pick that up.

Alright, let's pick

up the pace!

Let's go...

Ouch!

- You OK?

- Yeah.

Oh my god!

- Sorry

- OK.

You hear that?

What was that?

Don't even mess around

with me like that, OK?

So what'd you do?

I used to part time at

this older care place

Got these old geezers

to trust me.

Stole their social security

cheques, their money..

and take their medications

and I'd replace them with placebo.

These two old guys...

they died on me.

- And you didn't go to jail?

- No.

You see, the cops. They searched

me without a warrant.

The case was thrown out.

Your were lucky.

I was smart!

It was alright, while

it lasted you know.

Got a good scam

plan now though.

Maybe you could help me?

You see, old people...

they're so vulnerable.

They're the perfect target.

Nobody gives a rat's

ass about them.

They're just taking up space.

And natural resources.

Old people are creepy

Madam.

I thought you said we'd

suppose to be there by now?

Just right up here.

Wait here.

Jerry.

You stink so bad!

No sh*t!

So do you!

You know, I could

really use a beer.

I could drink one!

We're not lost right?

No, it's just right up here.

It's been more

than 10 minutes!

"more than 10 minutes"

If a tree fall in a forest,

do you hear the tree?

How do you know its

more than 10 minute?

Can you tell the time by

the sun or something!

Yeah, actually...

Can I have some of that?

No.

Did anybody happened to notice

when Ty and Kiki left us?

OK.

Where are they?

Where's the camp?

You don't know where

we are do you?

- We're in the woods, baby!

- What?

It's not funny.

Ty!

Look, stop tripping alright!

It's just right over there. Come on!

You told me the camp,

was on this mountain top!

- The co-ordinates are off a little bit.

- Ty!

This isn't funny!

Should we get there

before dark?

Yeah, let's just cut

through here.

My legs!

Argh Man!

Kiki, help me, Kiki!

- Oh God!

- It's definitely broken!

OK, Get my phone,

get my cell phone!

Give me my phone!

- Candy has it!

- Argh... man!

????

Help, somebody help!

My legs are killing me.

Go back.

Go back

Go back

Go back

Go back

Go back

- Scream.

- Help!

- Help!

- Help!

- Somebody gotta hear us.

- Please.

- Help!

- Help!

OK. Girls cabin to the

right, boys to the left.

No mixing, no swapping.

This is Skunk-Off. It will

help with the smell.

You'll have 1 hour to shower and relax.

After that you'll have a few

chores to do before it gets dark.

Alright put your packs away.

????

I was in juvenile.

Is that why you're here?

No, it was stupid. I was at

a "gang related"...

shooting incident.

But they don't have sh*t on me.

I was just there.

Could you imagine a conversation

between Scab and Bebe?

- Could you call that a conversation?

- No.

"Scab, have you ever made it a bear?"

"Have you ever like licked a frog?"

Idiots... they're all idiots

That b*tch Candy says one word to me

she would leave this camp alive!

- Lola Huh?

- My housekeeper name's Lola.

I'll rather see you

after the showers.

Definitely.

Gentlemen...

Here is a list of things, that

need to be done before dark.

- Wash out all dirty clothes and hang...

- Hang them up.

Empty all candy bars, energy bars

from backpacks or persons.

Turn in all food products, all deodorant,

and scented products, to be bagged.

How else can we get

into town Ranger Bob?

Are you trying to sell our stuff?

Just give me any food

products you might have.

I don't have anything?

Me either.

Fine. You wanna be bait.

Be bait.

Bait.

Did he just say bait?

- He's weird man.

- Yeah.

I'm losing blood.

Sh*t.

The blood!

Won't that attract

the animals?

- What?

- Look...

Turn me around.

I wanna see...

Argh... Slow!

There!

Can't you see?

OK. Wait...

Wait...

- Oh No!

- Wait... Wait!

Kiki, don't run!

Oh God!

No!

No!

Kiki!

Kiki!

Bebe!

- Get out of here!

- Alright!

Like I haven't seen that before.

Hi.

Too perfect.

My vote's fake.

However, one touch.

- So touch them?

- Hey, Bebe!

Are your tatas silicone?

Sili... what?

Unbelievable!

She doesn't even know

what we're talking about.

That's pretty amazing!

Who cares...

I just want them!

Please, somebody help me!

I thought that correctional officer

guy was suppose to be here too?

He was kinda gross...

He smelled...

Yeah. Where is officer Jerry?

I'm guessing miscommunication

or he just didn't want to

spend the week with all of you.

Or maybe he forgot to hang

his food and the bear got him.

- Yeah!

- That's awful!

I can't believe how hungry I was!

- That's the mountains...

- The chicken was really good, Ranger Bob!

Yes, Bebe... it was nice

of you to help out.

It was walking for 2 days, probably

taste like sh*t. We just couldn't tell.

I'll eat it.

I'll eat it then.

You know they gave me

these files on all of you.

and seeing Jerry isn't here,

I thought we should talk about

what brought each of you here...

You have the files, just read them.

don't wanna talk about them.

Actually Candy, yours was on top.

So I got paid for sex.

Big deal!

Prada, Jimmy Choo,

Chanel are expensive.

A girl need her accessories.

I am not going to wear the wrong shoes just

because my daddy wanna buy them for me.

If all fashion at right now and Gucci has

this black shoe, that's just gorgeous.

So you do this for

fashion accessories?

Mostly...

Hey, I get 5000 a night!

Some guy pays you $5000

to sleep with them?

- You got to be kidding me?

- Nope!

I got 5 bucks.

I'll give 6 for you.

I need to go to the little girl's room.

You want to come with me Ryan?

Not on my watch!

Bebe, would you go with

Candy to the restroom please.

Sure.

You're really are no fun,

Ranger Bob.

So 5000 just walked by.

Ryan, how about you?

Yeah, Ryan the third.

Corruption of a minor.

You got caught?

Yeah, you're a rich boy. Why don't

your daddy buy you out of this?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes