Grow House Page #10

- What?

- You would lie to me, BBC?

Who's BBC?

- That's me.

- BBC?

A big black...

- ...chocolate.

- Chocolate.

- Wolf.

- Wolf.

Mmm!

You know, I did not get to

be this old by being dumb.

I think it is time we...

cut the crap!

And we just get down to business!

- Business?

- Bid-ness!

See, I tried to tell you.

See I can act as if...

I don't know anything's going on.

I think you know where this is going.

Oh, okay. I get it.

What is it going to take

for you not to know anything?

You.

- What?

- You.

Wait, wait, listen. Listen

to me. Listen to me. Look up.

We have a lot of money.

We have a lot of weed.

I don't need your money.

I got a lot of money.

And I don't smoke weed. I drink.

I need a hit of that.

Deal!

Deal?

We'll take it.

- My house.

- Your house?

We'll be at my house.

Yeah, BBC. Go and handle that.

What the f***? So I save your

ass and you give my ass away?

- What type of sh*t...

- Handle that.

(woman squealing happily)

MAN:
So I just set the

ventilation system back on.

You guys feel better now?

Oh yeah. I feel much better.

As a matter of fact, I'm a

little cold but I like it.

How you feel, D?

Like a rape victim.

Like somebody took something from a nigga.

You feel like a pimp now?

Do I owe you some money?

If I had to I would take

one for the team too.

Nigga, I took one for the whole league!

Oh man. I'm so glad you guys made it.

I thought you were goners.

I got out just in time to

see your old lady pull up.

Bro, you don't wanna know

what happened. Trust me.

He ain't gonna tell you.

You guys, if I could give you a sitrep?

Give us what?

A sitrep. A situation report.

You know. A status of operation.

Aw sh*t. Don't you come with this

conspiracy sh*t like this nigga.

What do you mean?

The bad news is that you guys

did lose the one room to the fire.

But the good news is that I

checked up on all the other

six rooms and they're

all according to plan.

Yeah well now we just need to

clip some of these big water leaves

'cause they're blocking direct light.

Well let's go ahead and

get started on this room.

Get all those old plants out there

and paint the room up again.

Let's do it.

(sad music plays)

(hard metal music plays)

Seriously?

I'll do anything

you want me to

Do

I'm getting off

because I'm being used

By you

We could do anything

you wanted to

Do

We could do anything

you wanted to

(insects buzzing)

Get up, get ready

Ooh, get up, get ready

Ooh, get up, get ready

Be ready

Be ready for a heart attack

- (water dripping)

- Heart attack

Guys. Guys, wake up!

- What's up, Chris?

- Guys, wake up!

What up, man?

CHRIS:
We got a leak.

We got a what?

Wake up! Come on, wake up!

Oh sh*t!

I gotta take a leak.

(alarm beeping)

Sh*t.

That's not gonna get the job done.

Every little bit counts!

What the hell is you doing?

You said every little bit counts.

Oh damn!

Sorry, I left the damn

water timer on manual.

What's that smell?

Smells like chemicals.

Smells like chemicals.

Just smells like weed and spray to me.

Spray?

There was some flies all on the weed

so I went on ahead and

sprayed the bug spray on it.

What kind of bug spray?

The bug spray I saw in

the garage. The Bugged Out.

You sprayed... You sprayed

all of this with Bug Out?

No. Just this room.

Thank God.

Why, what's wrong?

All of the plants in this room are ruined.

Really?

- What? Wait.

- Yeah, really.

All these plants we have

to throw in the trash.

Why would you do that?

I was just trying to help!

And why the hell would

you listen to me anyway?

I ain't got no high school education.

Darius!

Okay.

He doesn't have a high school education?

No he don't. He don't have...

That's sad. But this

is f***ed. We're f***ed.

What, you can't fix it? So

all this goes in the trash?

CHRIS:
That's it. We're

in the harvest phase now.

Boys, we got one week left

until the finish line.

Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize

till just now what day that was.

- The 20th.

- It's the 20th.

Yeah.

Like... it's trippy, right?

What's trippy? It's the 20th. What?

It's 4-20. That's like the weed holiday.

Yeah.

Well fire it up then!

Yeah let's fire it up. I'm out.

I'm out.

So we got a grow room with no weed?

That's like having a strip club...

with no strippers.

(breathes shakily)

Are you okay?

Give me a second. Give me a second.

Ain't no Bugged Out ever hurt nobody.

Sh*t.

Ain't about to waste all this good weed

that I raised from babies.

The hell they think I am? A deadbeat dad?

I'm there for my kids.

Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey!

Gimme the scissors.

Damn!

Why we can't just snatch 'em up right now?

'Cause that's like pedophilia,

man. These are babies.

That's like touching little babies.

I wouldn't go that damn far.

That's what it is, man.

Come on.

Alright, maybe we can take

one off of like the tippy top

'cause they matured a little bit more.

Yes! Lord, forgive us

for touching the babies.

(indistinct shouting)

- What was that?

- God?

That wasn't God. That

was coming from outside.

Damn.

My weed man got the hookup

Rolling up another pound

every time you look up

Big ass joints, them ones

that leave you shook up

So much weight that

now I'm doing kush-ups

Kush ups, 'bout to

roll a whole book up

Looking for me, I was at

the crib doing kush ups

Kush ups, 'bout to

roll a whole book up

Looking for me, I

was at the crib doing

Darius!

Darius! What the hell is you doing, man?

I love this Bugged Out!

This Bugged Out is wonderful!

CHRIS:
He say Bugged Out?

Oh sh*t, man. I told him

to throw that weed away

but he smoked the Bugged Out weed.

All that chemical sh*t,

man. That's like PCP.

Darius, come over here right now!

Yo, who are you? Are you his hype man?

Are you his pimp? Are you his b*tch?

Then shut the f*** up

and let him get turnt up.

Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Working out, chiefin' up

Creepin' up, keepin' up

Say ho!

- Ho!

- Ho!

Say ho! Ho!

Ho! Ho!

D! Would you stop, please?

- PCP, you drawing too much attention. What's wrong...

- Baby!

Okay, what is going on?

- I got you baby.

- Pull!

With that?

Yeah with that. That right there.

That's a rap concert.

A rap concert?

Wow, okay.

Yo, yo!

This is my first and probably my last.

- BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby...

- Give it up!

Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam.

We trying to change some

things in the community.

It's kinda dead around here

and I figure we liven it up.

As much as I appreciate

the free entertainment,

it's amazing, I'm really proud of you guys,

but the property value

is going down as we speak.

So, could you guys just

keep it down a little bit?

I really would appreciate that. Thank you.

Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam!

Oh my God.

Man, I just don't get how

the hell I get out there

in the middle of the driveway like that.

And what the hell I'm doing

with this Shake Weight?

That weed worked for you, man.

I mean, if that's what all rap

music is like I'm a rap fan.

Look, do not encourage his ass.

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