Guarding Tess Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 96 min
- 274 Views
- Okay.
What about, uh, Ali-Tyson?
Ali, TKO, eighth round,
in his prime.
All right. What about
Mrs. Carlisle and Nancy Reagan?
- In their prime?
- Yeah.
Mrs. Carlisle would knock Nancy out
in the sixth to seventh round.
- It wouldn't go the distance?
- No. Two completely different fighters.
Nancy doesn't have
the big-time punch.
She throws these cutting left jabs
and combinations.
Always in your face. Unrelenting.
Bap, bap, bap!
Mrs. Carlisle, she's a floater,
a dancer. Totally unpredictable.
Just when you think you got her
where you want her, bam!
Out of nowhere comes her right h and, and
Nancy's on Queer Street. End of fight.
- I think you're right about that.
- I know I'm right.
I know. That's why I ask ed you.
Ralph, be a dear and get me
a Baby Ruth, would you, please?
- Yes.
- Thanks.
Earl, go.
I can't.
Who got you this job?
Did they, or did I?
Yes!
Doug, she took off!
Earl!
I want you to pull over right now.
You hear me, goddamn it?
- I'm sorry, Dou g.
- It's not your fault. It's mine.
Should've seen it coming.
Uh-huh.
Hold on a minute.
I'm gonna... Agent Chesnic,
I'm gonna put you on the speaker.
in the room?
No. I just want to practice my putting
while we're talking. What can I do?
Would you please put out an all-points
for Mrs. Carlisles automobile?
It's a "92 Lincoln, Ohio plates...
Kilo-Hotel-Oscar 362.
When last seen, it was heading east
on the Chester Exit of l-71.
Just hold everything.
Have I got this right?
Have you Secret Service boys gone
and lost the president's wife again?
I don't believe there's any cause
for concern here. She's with her driver.
She's perfectly safe,
but proper procedure requires us...
to notify you.
Of course it does.
- Uh, we'll get on this right now.
- Thank you.
Agent Chesnic, uh...
Ms. Carlisle is pretty slippery,
isn't she?
I mean, for a senior citizen.
Hello?
Doug, let's have
a little stroll around the yard...
before we go in there
and talk to him, okay?
I want you to go in there
and tell Earl to meet me in the office.
Okay, Lee?
- All right.
- Thank you.
Hey, everybody's mad at me, right?
Hey, everybody's mad at me, right?
What am I supposed to do?
I'm just a driver, you know? Hey!
- You're through! You know that?
- No, I don't.
- You don't know that?
- No, I don't.
- Why don't you know that, you tick?
- Buddy, come on.
Because she assured me
that I was not gonna be fired.
In fact, I would have been fired
if I hadn't done it.
Look, look.
You guys come and go,
but I live here...
and I keep my job
because of her.
Oh, you think I don't try
to talk her out of these crazy things.
But I got no choice.
Well, you're fired, Earl.
Trust me.
Come in.
- Did you en joy yourself today?
- Don 't take that tone with me, Douglas.
Look, this is
just stupid, okay?
Which part?
The part where I have to run away like
a fugitive to get one hour of privacy...
or the part where I am
spoken to like a child?
I fir ed Earl.
He is a driver in the employ
of the Secret Service.
I can't do anything about the cook
or the nurse. They work for you.
He works for us.
He's gone!
He works for you
because I told you to hire him.
He's my chauffeur,
and he's staying!
You've got to let me leave this detail,
ma'am. I can't do my job effectively.
Whatever you like.
You can go anytime you please.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Goodbye, Mrs. Carlisle.
Goodbye.
If I promise
never to run away again...
will that do?
Ma'am, I am truly sorry,
but l...
For God's sake, Doug,
I only went for a little drive.
- It was crazy.
- Yes.
Crazy. Exactly.
You should try it sometime, Douglas.
You should try going crazy yourself.
You should get a date...
have a martini,
drive with the top down.
You should, better yet,
give a tired old widow a break.
I am very sorry, Mrs. Carlisle,
but the regulations...
Oh, well, fine. Go.
Whatever you want to do.
Just leave.
One less gunman lounging around my
house. Take the whole bunch with you.
We are not gunmen, Mrs. Carlisle.
Since I am leaving for sure this time,
I'd like to take this opportunity...
to remind you that you can refuse
Secret Service protection...
anytime you want.
I believe you already know that.
Well, that's brilliant, Doug.
Do you think they'd really
let me get away with that?
I don't know why not. Other people
have done it. But I think you like it.
I think you like having seven men...
and no women agents...
I notice... at your beck and call,
day and night.
- "Get a date."
- How dare you?
- Goodbye, Mrs. Carlisle.
- Get out!
Get out of my house this instant.
And stay out!
Yeah?
This is Air Force One calling.
Stand by for the president.
- Doug?
- Sir?
- How are you?
- I'm fine. How are you?
Not too good. I'm on my way to London.
I should be workin' on a speech.
Instead, I'm havin '
a goddamn Tess Carlisle problem I
- What the hell 's that about, Doug?
- L... It's...
Do you know that, as of this morning,
she 's refused Secret Service protection?
- Where the hells she get that idea?
- L...
This woman is a national treasure.
You and I know what a pain she is.
But we don't count. It's what the damn
voters think. That's what counts.
And they want this woman looked after.
You understand me?
Yes. Sir.
What if some lunatic cuts her throat?
What about that?
- I agree, sir...
- How much doo-doo would I catch...
if something like that happened
on my watch?
- Yes, sir.
- Let me make it real clear.
Get over to her house
and straighten this out.
I'm countin ' on you,
and so 's the country.
- Yes, sir. I'll get on it right away.
- That's what I wanted to hear.
Thanks.
The next time you're in town,
have dinner with us at the White House.
Yes. Sir. I'd be honored.
I'II be there. Thank you.
- All right. Have a nice day, pal.
- Yes. Sir. I will.
Bye-bye.
She told us to leave and take the flag
with us. I loaded weapons in the car.
Jimmy.
- Hello. That you, Doug?
- Yeah. I want you to open the gate.
No way.
Come on. Let me in.
I'm actin' on the authority
of the president of the United States.
So what, Doug?
WE got Mrs. Carlisle in here.
Doug, this is Frederick.
I want you to listen very closely.
Jimmy and I are holding
Mrs. Carlisle hostage.
Here is what we want.
We want $100 in unmarked bills...
and a helicopter,
matching sports coats...
and a videocassette
of the movie "Gigi."
Are you listening to me?
- Hello, Earl. Do me a favor.
- Can you hear me?
- Can you talk to Mrs. Carlisle?
- You owe me an apology.
Yeah, probably.
Can you talk to her?
- She hasn't seen anyone.
- Get her to let me in.
If she wants to go out, let me know.
I'll be in the car.
- Okay.
- Than k you.
Okay, Barbara. I guess you might as well
go home. Guys, go home. Get some sleep.
All right. The three of us
will take perimeter positions.
Lee, take Maple. Ralph, go around back.
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