Guddu Rangeela Page #5

Think about it again.

- There must be an army inside.

- Only half.

The other halfs gone to Shimla.

Fine... come on then, let's go.

- Where are you going?

- Let's go.

I am going inside, and

you, will wait by the car.

Why?

I am coming along too. I

am not a kid anymore.

I can get Bengali

out of there alone.

- Alone?

- Of course.

Fine, then you go and

I'll wait by the car.

Fine... l am going

alone, brother.

Go already. Until you go, you

can't really come back can ye?

Bengali. Get up.

These people will kill me.

Save me.

Shhhh...

I am here for you.

Come and sit on this.

Come.. careful.

Careful.

Where do you think you're going?

What exactly are we

trying to do over here?

Whose phone is this?

Losing your phone

can be a real pain.

You lose all the numbers.

- Whose is it?

- It's mine.

Take better care

of it next time.

Who are you?

Youre holding my hand, sir.

What are your intentions?

Let go, and I'll tell you.

See this.

"Once I press my nger"

..your brain would be

lying on the floor.

You made a big mistake

pointing that gun at me.

Well. . Answer this.

If you shoot someone

on their backside.

Where will he sht from?

The new hole or the old one?

How about I shoot you and see?

No, I'll shoot yours.

Wait, if you move he dies.

Tell me, Guddu... left

nut or right nut.

Left..no, no, right.

Youre confusing me now.

Another minute, and they

wouldve shot you in the bum..

"and mopped the floor with you."

Who do you think you are?

You think you're some superman?

- And I am some kid.

- You are a kid.

And you will always

be one for me.

If you like raising kids, go

adopt one from the orphanage.

- I will slap you.

- What youll slap!

Shut up!

Have you two gone crazy?

Dont let them escape.

Are you here to rescue

me or get me killed?

More people are coming in.

Settle your stupid tight later.

First save yourself.

What the...

The rascals dug up his

entire backyard no?

- Did they insert the ENTIRE rod?

- You think this is funny.

Its killing me.

Your condition reminds

me of a joke.

Shut up.

I'll tell you if

you're insisting.

Just Look...

Bengali... listen.

Once a lion had

terrorized a village.

Many great hunters came, but they

just couldnt kill the lion.

The villagers were worried.

One day Ghanta Singh

arrived in the village.

He said "l will kill the lion".

The villagers asked "But How?".

"Many great hunters tried, but

they just couldnt kill him."

"He devoured all of them."

Ghanta Singh said

"It's quite simple".

"Make a replica of a cow and

leave it in the jungle."

"l will sit inside the

statue, with my gun."

"The lion will

think it's a cow."

"As soon as he shows

himself, I will shoot him."

The villagers made a

replica of a cow..

"and left Mr. Singh

in the jungle."

The entire night passed,

there was no trace, neither of

the lion nor of Ghanta Singh.

The villagers went in the

jungle searching for him..

and noticed the cow's statue was

broken and lying on the ground.

They got Ghanta Singh out

of the statue and asked..

"Singh sir, what

happened to the lion?"

To which he replied "To

hell with the lion".

First tell me... who untied and

left the bull free last night!!!

Left the bull untied.

Careful you rascal.

Sorry. Sorry.

Youre laughing after

a very long time.

Where do you get all

these jokes from?

Hey... l dont get them from

anywhere, I make them up!

Theyre all original.

Can I ask you something?

I swear..it's not.

I'll ask you something nice.

I swear.

Go ahead.

Will you have me?

Have you run out of condoms?

- Shall I get a pack for you?

- You are still awake?!

I threw it away myself.

Why?

Are you sick... or

did the girl say no?

No..

I dont feel like that...

towards her...

Youre in love.

- Huh?

- Love.

Yes.

- Will you marry her?

- Yes, please. I will.

I'll think about it.

Rangeela, when you fell

in love with Babli..

..did you feel something

in your heart too?

You know, those strange feelings, like

needles pricking your whole body?

Sleep now, it's quite late.

Look at him sleeping so soundly

while weve been running around.

Pull his blanket off.

Hey hero..

Hey.

Hey.. Come on, get up.

Scared to see us?

Son, the police even found Saddam,

you think we cant nd you.

The rest of your gang

is sitting in the car.

What do you want to do?

No, no, no... dont even try.

We dont have any

orders to kill you.

But we do have the orders to beat

you to an inch of your life.

Dont force me to do so.

Bring him along.

Stand up.

Have you informed sir, that weve

arrested the tourists in Shimla.

Yes, I called him.

Come on.

- Gulab Singh..

- Come on.

Gulab Singh, I have to

go to the toilet. What?

I have to go urgently,

please tell your sir.

Sir..

He wants to go s.

Nothing doing.

Sir, the pressure's building..

Please explain to him.

What do we do?

Let him go, two men

accompany him.

Fine.

Don't you have anything

else to do in the morning?

Why dont you eat laxatives?

And if youve a bad stomach,

just eat two bananas.

It will jam your system, wont

even let any air through.

Hold on.

Keep singing while

you're inside..

..so that we know

you're still in there.

Dont try to do something smart?

My names Gulab Singh.

And I'm the boss!

Theres no fun in singing alone.

Let's play 'Antakshari'

'Antakshari'. I'm a

Antakshari Champion.

Sing from Guddu.

- M?

- Yeah!

Sing from "H"!

Now sing from G.

Guddu. I will start

counting now.

1...

Guddu... 2!

Guddu!

Guddu!

Sir, Guddu's escaped.

Sir! Hes run away!

Catch him.

- Come up.

- Come on.

Heartiest congratulations to

all the newly wed couples.

Greetings to all the elders.

And love to the children.

This group marriage will help.

..in mending the image of our

community that's been tarnished.

Sir... theres bad news.

We had Guddu Rangeela in

our custody in Shimla.

But they escaped.

There was shooting.

We ran after them, but.

We'll catch them, sir,

you dont worry..

Hello, Billoo? How

are you doing?

Just face me once, and I

will whoop you like a dog.

I have something

similar on my mind.

The day we meet, you will

have no place to run.

Anyway, I called to give

you a wedding invitation.

- Whose marriage?

- Your mothers marriage.

Baby's getting

married...'to Guddu.

Youre the brides family,

so you must give dowry.

Bring 100 million, to

Narkhandha's Hatu peak.

Day after tomorrow morning.

Come alone.

If you try to be smart, we know

how to skin someone alive.

What the".

First do his odd jobs, and

then get slapped by him too.

That's the fact.

It's alright, sir.

He pays us also.

I admit... were

corrupt, dishonest.

We live for no one but ourselves.

I admit to everything.

But don"t we have

any Serf-respect?

Of course we do.

People swear on my reputation.

Which means my self-respect.

And you rascal! You were

busy singing in there.

Did you go there to sing?

- Sorry, sir.

- Sorry.

I made a mistake.

But I won the competition.

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