Guns Girls And Gambling Page #7

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For the last 30 years

you've been able to do a little screwing back.

You're just going to have to do it now...

...without an ancient

Apache Warrior mask.

And I'm taking the other briefcase,

...for what happened to

my family.

This ain't over.

Be nice.

I'd hate to have to come back here.

What's so funny, Chief?

Greed.

What about the money?

And John Smith, Chief?

There's still a million dollars in that house.

So really, it was the white man

versus the white men

versus the Indians.

versus the Indians.

The Elvises were there at

the casino to steal the mask.

Given the Chief's love

for the King...

...they had even been

given a private room...

...right down the hall

from the Chief's office.

That casino is a fortress.

Only Apache warriors

and Elvis impersonators are allowed

in the Chief's Inner sanctum.

I got to use the little boy's room.

So after doing some hard core losing.

I excused myself.

And took care of

business.

Where the hell is it?

Looks like we've been set up boys.

Every man for himself.

But only an Elvis

contest winner...

could walk out of that casino unscathed

Hi.

Sorry son.

There can only be one king.

And that King...

put me in my place

Crap.

Now if you're going to call in all bet.

You better make sure you 're

holding all the cards-

And of course, Elvis-Elvis

didn't destroy the mask.

I can't believe they

fell for that.

Well, actually I can.

My ex, Annabel...

can be a pretty good liar.

Elvis has left the building.

She left me for a doctor?

Yeah, by doctor you

mean lesbian prostitute.

And they both always

had my best interests in mind.

: John Smith.

But luckily I made sure

and stacked the deck...

...in my favor, before I ever

walked into that casino.

But Annabel did leave

me a present.

The Rancher was right

about one thing.

It wasn't an ancient Apache

warrior mask that was stoten...

...It was an ancient Hopi

warrior mask.

And it was the Hopi that should

get it back.

But being a greedy

White man...

...I did take the

Chief's treasure...

and his money.

Just like the real John Smith.

Of course, I wasn't

John Smith at all.

That random guy was.

Huh. John Smith.

Well that's a good name for

an Indian Reservation.

Yup. I was just an impersonator.

A really good one.

Not a bad Elvis either.

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