Gypsy 83 Page #2
Hed have to smother me
in old-school romance.
l mean, candles and incense...
Moet and Chandon...
but only in a deserted castle
in the south of France.
Oh, my God. You are so much more
of a girl than l am.
Sex just seems so...messy.
Oh, no, no.
Sex can be awesome.
Not that l would
remember, but...
Maybe you and l should try.
l think lm past my wayward-sex
fag-hag test-f*** phase...
but thank you for the offer.
lts just been there,
done that.
At least ld know for sure.
Honey, youre a queer,
with a capital Q.
OK, you know what?
Some of us...
dont care to be defined
by our sexuality.
OK. Sorry.
Can l ask you a question?
What?
Are you gay?
Yes! But l dont have anything
l mean, like l give a rats ass
about Judy Garland...
or...Stonewall.
Being queer is
a very small part of me.
Yeah, whatever.
Wow.
So much beauty...
all in one place.
Please give
a warm welcome...
to international
recording artist...
and karaoke hostess
extraordinaire...
Miss Bambi LeBleau.
We love you, Bambi!
Maestro.
Yeah, girl!
When Sunny gets blue
Her eyes get dry and cloudy
Then the rain begins to fall
Pitter-patter, pitter-patter
Love is gone, what can matter
When Sunny gets blue
She breathes a sigh
of sadness
Like the wind
that stirs the trees
Wind that sets leaves a-swaying
Like some violins are playing
Weird and lonesome melodies
People used to love
To see her smile and laugh
Thats how she got her name
Since that sad affair
She lost her smile
and changed her style
Somehow shes not the same
But memories will fade
Pretty dreams will rise up
Where the other dreams
fell through
Hurry, new love, hurry here
Kiss away each lonely tear
And hold her near when Sunny
Gets blue
Thank you so much.
Shes a genius.
l think lm in love with her.
How are you feeling tonight?
My name is Bambi LeBleau...
and lm delighted
to be your hostess...
for an evening
of karaoke in Maryland.
But if youre feeling
kind of shy tonight...
by all means...
have another cocktail.
Sigma Alpha Sigma.
Hello. My name is Troy.
Were passing through
from Ohio State University.
Were training this years
banner crop of pledges...
who will now entertain
you fine folks with a song.
Enter, b*tches.
lm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy it hurts
lm too sexy for Milan
What some people will do
to belong.
Troys a little fox,
though, huh?
Theyre not my type.
Ten to one, hes horse-hung.
Did you check out his thumbs?
A dead giveaway.
Like l would care.
l think my dear boy
doth protest too much.
OK, Miss Rock Star,
fill one of those out...
and get your freak ass
up there.
ln this dump? Please.
Do you actually care
Thats a first.
Just consider it a dress
rehearsal for New York.
Left, left, right, left...
Bye, guys.
Next time, bring your togas.
l have to admit to you-all
that l am out of requests.
So l need a volunteer.
Her!
- Yes.
- No.
What are you worried about?
Come on. Do l have to
come on down there...
and drag you up here?
Come on.
Come on.
What are you worried about?
Someones gonna show you up
or something?
Thats right.
Helps you compete, doesnt it?
- lll be back.
- There we go.
Please give a warm welcome
to Gypsy 83.
l can see were thinking
about the same thing and
And l see your expression
when the phone rings
And we both know
Theres something
happening here
Theres no sense in dancing
round the subject
Come on. Come on.
...When its treated
with neglect
So dont turn now
Theres nothing here
for you to fear
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can set your secrets
free, baby
Dusty words lying under carpets
Seldom heard, honey,
must you keep your secrets
All locked inside
Hidden safe from view, oh-oh?
And was it all that hard?
ls it all that tough?
lsnt that enough?
Oh, you can hide your hurt
But theres something
you cant do
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can set
your secrets free, baby
That moron.
A big hand for Gypsy 83.
Youre a star
in my book, baby.
l didnt know
it was Halloween.
You hurt? You rocked.
F*** them. Just f*** them.
Hey, you--fat chick and the fag.
This ones for you.
How does this happen?
ld like to dedicate this one...
to the redneck, beer-gut
pig-f***er up on stage.
Yeah, you, b*tch.
Why dont you come down here
and suck my f***ing cock?
lnbred motherfuckers!
for a nightcap?
Wow.
Cocktails?
The bloodier, the better,
right, baby?
- Lebleau.
- OK.
Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
Let me apologize
about tonight.
For some reason,
this karaoke thing...
seems to attract the lowbrows.
You can say that again.
Believe it or not,
in my day...
that joint
was a classy place.
And we thought
Sandusky was bad.
Thank God you rescued us.
Avec bon plaisir.
Wheres yours?
Teetotaler, baby.
So, where are you guys headed?
New York, New York.
Gypsys gonna be
a famous rock star...
and l either want to be...
a photographer, a painter,
a stylist, or a poet.
Heres to New York City.
May all your dreams come true.
Youre good.
You could be great.
Please. l blew.
Rule number one--never let
the a**holes get you down.
Been there, done it,
learned it the hard way.
As a matter of fact,
you...remind me a lot of me...
when l was your age.
Yeah? How come?
Youve got stars in your eyes.
You lived in New York?
Twenty-one years, baby.
Were you, like, famous?
That is you, isnt it?
Youre dreamy.
Come on. Lets hear
some of your records.
Youd have to scrape
the dust off, baby.
Come on. We think
youre sterling.
That was yesterday.
l live for today.
- Please.
- With sugar on top.
- You know you want to.
- Never.
- This is so awesome.
- Yeah.
God, what the hell are you doing
in the middle of nowhere?
lm out to pasture, retired.
You dont miss it--
the big city and all
the buzz-buzz, glamour-glamour?
The truth is no.
but then music changed.
Tits and cocktails went out,
and the hustle came in.
Of course, that didnt stop me
from beating my head...
against the wall
for 20 years.
One day l just woke up,
looked in the mirror...
and said, Give it up, girlie.
lm sorry. l dont get it.
You made it. You had a hit.
l had a blast.
the big bucks...
while l was still making them.
So now lm just...
living the good life.
You got a husband and kid
stashed away somewhere?
Never wanted them.
Thanks, honey.
l had a dream,
gave it my best shot.
Cest la vie.
You know what?
on one of those
Rhino reissues.
Excuse me?
Yeah. Lounge is
totally hip again.
Youre yanking my crank.
Wait. Oh, my God.
Total brainstorm.
You should come
to New York with us...
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