Gypsy 83 Page #3
and make your big comeback.
Oh, my God. lts brilliant.
lm...
lm fift...
for...
Lets just say
l am no spring chicken.
Seriously, youd be
totally cutting-edge.
l could photograph
your album covers...
and design your costume.
l have a life here, sweetie.
So did we.
The return
of Miss Bambi LeBleau.
What have you got to lose?
Really. l mean,
youre a singer.
F***.
Singers are meant to sing.
- Yes!
- OK.
but lm going to New York...
first thing
in the morning, so...
But right now,
l really have to pee.
Through the bedroom,
first door on the right.
May l have this dance?
Enchante.
Sorry about that.
Guess what.
Bambi said yes.
Are you sure its OK?
Yeah. lts awesome.
This is gonna be so cool.
Try as we may, l guess
Does it?
No, l guess it doesnt.
- What happened?
- l loved her.
- Me, too.
Then what is your problem?
Where are you going?
Home.
This was stupid.
Your ass belongs
back in school.
Turn around...please.
F***. F***.
dad just didnt know
how to deal, you know.
So he looked me
straight in the eye...
and he said,
Your mother left us...
because she loved her dreams
more than she loved us.
Bambi never had a hit.
Shes a drunk.
She rolled the dice,
and she came up bust.
Just like Velvet.
Bingo.
So you abandoned her
like Velvet did you?
Maybe l refuse to give up
my life for a pipedream.
Were going home now.
Dad and Lois
must be worried sick.
Theyre grownups. They can
take care of themselves.
lm not doing it
to my dad again. Get in the car.
What happened at talent night?
Excuse me?
ln third grade.
Screw you.
No. Gypsy, please.
Just tell me.
All right.
Spring jubilee, talent night.
Velvet taught me one
We practiced for weeks.
And dad showed me
the chords on the guitar.
Anyway...a week before
my big debut...
Velvet splits.
But l go through
with it anyway...
because shes gonna show,
right? l mean...
Shes got to show.
So...
all the cutesie little
kiddies...
and their perfect
mommies and daddies are there.
And l get up on the stage...
singing and playing
my little guitar...
And l pissed my dress.
lt ran down my leg
and dripped off the stage.
And some guy with a mop
came out...
and told me to get back
to the audience...
and go find my mom.
Come here, sweetie.
Cool. Pick him up.
- Are you kidding?
- Come on. The Amish rock.
Hello.
lm Zachariah.
lm running away.
OK.
So, Zachariah, have you ever
been in a car before?
Never one this radical.
Do either of you
have a cigarette?
You can smoke?
As of this moment, l can do
anything l damn well please.
So, you running from something?
Conformity.
Boredom.
And cows.
May l pump?
Sure.
Awesome.
What do l do?
OK, no problem.
First, you unscrew
the gas cap, like so.
On some cars, theres a button
on the inside...
you have to press to unlock it,
but this is an older model.
And then you make
your octane selection.
Were on a budget,
so well use this one.
And then you put it
in the hole...
and you simply pump away.
Yeah.
l really like your clothes.
lm dying to get out of mine.
Hes gorgeous.
Come on, man.
So is Norman Bates.
l know l would kill
for that hat.
When you were walking
over here...
l think l saw him
staring at your ass.
- Shut up.
- lm not kidding.
Just my luck--an Amish sodomist.
Go for it.
What are you looking at?
Damn, honey, l dont know.
You ask them.
Are you guys some kind
of dragon queens or something?
- lm sorry?
- Dont even bother.
Look, honey, an Amish.
You people sure make
a kick-ass pie.
Thats some good-eating pie.
What the f***?
F***ing perverts.
Look. Check it out.
Were hungry, mommy.
l am starving.
Anything in particular?
May l make a request?
Eat your Whopper
before it gets cold.
Whopper? Oh, yes. Thank you.
l have a secret confession.
l was a fast-food virgin.
l have a secret
confession, too.
Yeah? What is it?
OK. lve never really
said this to anyone before...
but...lm kind of a virgin, too.
What?
Normally lm really not
this forward...
but the light is so beautiful
right now...
and lm a little tipsy,
and l...
l think youre
the most beautiful man...
that lve ever seen.
Me?
lm flattered, but...
Oh, God.
lm sorry.
He does this. lts OK.
Hell be back.
Who are you
f***ing girls pledging?
Excuse me?
Sir, Sigma Alpha
f***ing Sigma, sir.
Thats better.
Troy, you want to crash here?
Right on.
OK, guys. Get up. Up!
March. Go.
After a bottle of this...
our asses are camping
right here tonight.
Absinthe--the green fairy.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So, where are your robots?
Theyre in the camper.
Yeah, l bet you did.
Hi.
This stuff completely f***ed me.
Who the f*** was that?
l dont know.
Wait, wait.
Could you leave it on?
OK.
OK. lts OK.
OK.
Hey.
Hey, there.
OK, l think theres...
some kind of twisted fag
sex ring going on here.
Really?
That guy just looked at us...
like he wanted to peel off
our boxer shorts...
and eat us for breakfast.
That is so wrong.
This is a public place.
Damn queers, man.
Yeah.
You cant trust the...
l dont even wear boxers.
What is that?
lts a ring.
lm so f***ing trashed.
You are so beautiful.
You dont even know it.
Look at me.
You gonna be all right?
l can go all by myself
now, daddy.
lm a big boy now.
lll be right out here
if you need me.
Just think,
this time tomorrow...
well be in New York City.
The Big Apple.
God, l was so f***ing nervous
about the audition.
We are talking
killer stage fright.
But now that l know
youre gonna be there...
Buzz-buzz.
Glamour-glamour.
Were closed.
l guess we better
put our clothes on.
You make me feel warm.
Dont forget me.
OK.
No one has ever
touched me like you.
l just wanted you
to know that.
OK, l know it.
Forgive me, Gypsy.
l thought
this was what l wanted.
l dont understand.
lm going back.
Back?
Home.
l am so, so sorry.
What did l do wrong?
Nothing.
No, you know what?
lm not gonna let you.
lm married.
And were gonna have a baby.
Youre just like
all the rest, huh?
F***ing throw me
in the garbage.
Do me a favor.
The next time you want
some p*ssy on the side...
you can f***
a goddamn sheep...
Get out!
Hey, baby.
How was it?
Where is he?
Why cant they all
be like you?
You OK?
Whats wrong?
Wheres Troy?
You hooked up with him.
Oh, my God.
been petrified...
but l just dove
right in there.
You said you werent even
into him. l dont believe this.
You were so right
about the thumb thing.
This is great.
This is just
f***ing sterling.
Whats wrong with you?
Now you can go join
the fag club...
get a tan, big muscles...
some gorgeous boyfriend.
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