Hababam Sinifi 3,5 Page #3

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Are you aware of it?

I am.

Yeah, right. What is

that stone for?

Self-defense, you idiot!

You should get one as well.

You all should!

Alright. Fine!

What? Are you all psychopaths?

What are we talking about

in the middle of the night?

Have you gone completely insane?!

Did you wake us for that?

Beberuhi, turn on the lights.

Don't touch it!

This is a secret meeting!

Don't laugh, you fools!

Do you want your head

split open with a hammer?

He thinks he has

a hammer in his hand.

Idiot! I'm talking about

the hammer of that guy.

Such a big thing.

What do you want from him?

Do you like what you're doing?

I don't want anything from him.

There he is!

Look!

What's going on here?!

Who put this in my bed?!

You don't make such jokes

on the very first day!

I didn't do it.

Is that some kind of a joke?

Shame on you.

I'm out of words,

Ercment.

That's not good at all.

- Friends, I...

- I'm protesting you.

- Me too.

- But, I...

Me as well.

Think about it.

Emre. Psycho?

Kenan?

Don't be so prejudiced.

Idiot. He's at the brink

of suicide.

I feel sorry for him.

Trust me, he doesn't

deserve pity.

I'm in this school since years.

Never have I seen such days.

- Are you ready?

- Yes.

Not you, Mercan Dede!

- I said I'm ready, man!

- Bravo!

Wait for my signal.

That bastard has turned them all

on his side.

Ercment!

Huh?! What?!

Don't be scared, Ercment!

I will help you!

Help? Sebastian?

Is that you?!

Who the hell is Sebastian?!

Who are you? Show yourself,

who ever you are!

Do you see this stone here?

I'll smash your liver.

Show yourself!

What's going on here?!

- What's this about?

- You little sprout!

You're going too far!

We're five guys here!

Enough! Don't give me

this transparency crap!

Search and find me, Ercment.

Search and find me!

Why should I?

Who are you?!

I'm Mercan Dede!

Mercan Dede?

Yes, Mercan Dede.

But my friends call me

Holy Moly.

Holy Moly?!

Yes. Cut it out.

Find me, Ercment!

Or else you're done for,

Ercment!

Good heavens, what's going on,

holy men and such?

Our father, who art in heaven...

The food is great.

Many thanks.

Bon appetite.

Thank you.

Thanks.

I don't believe it.

I'm totally confused, mates.

Yes. Are we in heaven?

I'm since 16 years at school.

I've never seen

such food.

And I'm here since 11 years

and I didn't either.

She sure knows

about education.

That's for sure. Which

school has a Japanese cook?

All the schools

in Japan for example.

Bravo, Mrs. Bedriye.

She's a reformist.

I appreciate that.

You still don't get it,

do you?

That witch tries to

win your heart.

Erc, shut up.

That's enough.

Emre, you fall for it.

Erc, take some Omega 3.

May God give you wits.

What is that!?

My dear Bedriye is coming!

- Bon appetite, kids!

- Thank you.

Hello, Mother Bedriye!

Oh, my children.

Did you like the new cook?

We're like in heaven.

Many thanks.

For a good education...

...you need good nourishment,

right?

Sure. I won't work out

without Shu... suchi... sushi.

Bon appetite then.

- Bye!

- Bye!

Such a nice woman.

Hell no. She'll trick out

all of us.

Cut it out!

I'll push these sticks

into your ear!

Guess which test

I stole?

Chemistry!

Excuse me. I'll undertake

an operation.

Well, of course.

Take out those cheat slips!

I won't repeat!

What are cheat slips?

Don't play the fool,

you tomcat!

I know that you stole

the test.

Ercment?! Take out

the cheat slips!

Which slips?!

Which?

These, you dove!

Are those rascals cheating?

You'll get all F!

Don't laugh!

Didn't I forbid

cheating at school?

What's going on here?!

I caught that teddy bear

during cheating.

So what?

Leave him alone.

What?!

All students cheat.

That's pretty normal.

Besides, I'm sure he's learnt

a couple of things doing it.

- Don't worry.

- But honey...

- Sit down.

- Yes, mother.

Take your notes back.

You can open your books.

But how's that?

Just like this.

That's the way it is done

in European countries.

Is cheating free?

You can call it

system change.

What ever. Have a good exam.

Come, Bedri.

Yes, hon.

I'm coming, sweetheart

The answer of the third

question is on page 27.

The books were open.

The highest grade is DD.

Excuse me?

The books were open.

The highest grade is DD.

Whose grades?

Forget it.

Mrs. Sheyla.

Yes?

Congratulations.

I almost got fooled

by the cheating trick.

Thank you.

I don't feel so well about this.

They all look like

nice fellows.

I don't know

if this is right.

You can be sure

that this is right.

You haven't yet seen

their true character.

Really?

Snow! Snow!

I'll go right away, Mr. Bedri!

Why 'go'?

There's going to be snowfall.

What's going on?!

It's going to snow!

The snowstorm could

affect the daily life...

...in the morning hours.

The authorities have warned

the drivers against ice.

Dear Lord, you have created the earth,

the skies and me like this.

As your believers

we don't ask from you...

...money, fame, name

or shame.

Please grant us

a little bit of snow.

Amen.

Please grant us

some snowballs!

- Thank you in advance.

- Amen!

There won't be any snow

these days.

Don't be so sure.

He has a good heart.

There could be snow after all.

Yeah, right!

Let's sleep now.

Ercment.

Sleep tight, brother.

- Excuse me?

- I said 'Sleep tight.'

Thanks, brother. You too.

Holy smoke! What?

Snow, Ercment!

There's snowfall outside!

- Really?

- I swear.

Great!

You scared me.

Ruhi! My baby!

My hero. Your prayers

have been answered.

Please spare me, Ercment!

What, you loony?

Get up!

There's snow outside,

you ox!

What's going on?

It's like the school

has been hit by an avalanche.

Snow!

Nice chick. We should

give her a name.

How's Spike?

Please.

Yeah, sure.

Lassie would be better.

No way,

that's a dog name.

Hold on.

I got it:
Alara

How's Dilara?

That's great.

Just a minute.

I suggest Itir.

Alara. Alara.

I insist on Spike.

What are you doing in my

schoolyard, you perverts?

Take off that bikini! Come on!

He calls us perverts and wants

us to take off the bikini.

You lousy son!

You won't ever claim that I didn't

play snowball with you.

They couldn't get home since

the roads are closed by snow.

Therefore they'll stay with you

during the snow holidays.

It will do them good!

Idiot.

Feza, son! Come and stay at home.

You can watch plasma-TV.

Or else these bandits

will tear you apart.

Thanks, Uncle Bedri

but no.

I want to stay here with my

friends and my brother.

Do you see that? They have

transformed him in 2 days.

Shame on you!

Habits die hard.

Anyway. Don't forget.

I'll keep my eye on you.

And I'll stay here for a while.

Please, not in the face.

Attention, attention!

Guest rooms have been

prepared on the second floor...

...for our female students!

Girls!

That's your room. You can put your

stuff into the lockers.

Thank you!

Don't make noise.

We won't.

I want to see too.

Step aside. We want to see

the chicks too!

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