Hababam Sinifi 3,5 Page #4

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What are you doing?

On the very first day! You crooks!

I swear I couldn't

see a thing, Dad.

From now on you won't be

able to see anything.

I knew that you'd pay a visit

to the girls.

Therefore I've let them prepare

Mrs. Nuriye's room here.

What's gotten into her?

She's become Sex and the City.

Mrs. Nuriye! From now on

I'm entrusting the girls to you.

These sex maniacs shouldn't

make it even to their door.

Don't worry. I'll sacrifice

my body if necessary.

Holy cow.

How was that?

Sextant... and?

Oh no. Japanese food

again?

You should be grateful...

...for Japanese food, ruffian.

I think he's angry!

I'm not angry!

Don't worry. The Japanese talk

as if they're angry.

That's for sure. You think

he's cursing at you...

...but that fool is

actually reciting a poem.

Shut up, you dumb cluck.

Go and call your father a fool

What did he say now?

Bon appetite or something

like that.

The girls are looking at us.

Feza. I like that

Alara pretty much.

Really? Me too.

Cut the crap,

she's mine.

Really? Mine as well.

Get lost.

I hope the food

gets stuck up your throat!

Atatrk?

No, it's me. Mercan Dede.

Mercan Dede?

We met in the toilette, you moron.

Did you forget?

What do you want from me, dude?

You're in danger, Ercment.

Listen up,

you don't exist.

Don't talk to me. I'm

extremely dangerous.

Papa, was that you?

What are you doing here,

my sick son?

I wanted to ask

you something.

So? Come on, ask.

Do you know a certain

Mercan Dede?

How did you find out about

Mercan Dede?

He's talking to me.

The boy is right.

I'm talking to him!

There, he talked again.

Did you hear that?

Nonsense. That dude

passed away 100 years ago.

Is that a crime?

Don't you really

hear that schmuck?

No.

Only you can hear me.

And you're the schmuck.

Cut it out!

We'll be ruined if anyone hears that

there's a tomb in the school.

The parents would

take away their kids.

If that happens I would be

forced to donate you to Greenpeace.

And what about that voice?

Come on. Don't cry.

Go and wash your face.

Now go.

Whom does he resemble?

Cloned sheep.

Was that an owl?!

Perhaps.

It could also be a she-owl.

Don't laugh.

It invites trouble.

So we won't laugh.

Please.

You've laughed a lot. I'm sure

something will come up.

You're not going to set the

dog loose in the yard?

Don't worry, I won't do it,

Midget will.

Midget!

Mr. Bedri?

You can set Django loose.

Of course. With pleasure.

What kind of a knot

is that?

Mrs. Sheyla! Please,

would you do me a favor?

I want you to record

these moments.

Would you do that for me?

Of course.

The tape is inside.

You just have to press

"Rec".

For howls press

this button.

Use it as much as you can, we

want to scare them to death.

How do I look?

Great.

I'll scare them away

in an instant.

Jesus, there are

wolves at school.

Relax. It's possibly

only a werewolf.

Don't bray! Behave yourself.

Otherwise we'll get caught.

Silence.

I see the chick's

shadow.

- Good evening.

- What are you doing?

The girls.

We wanted to come over

for a visit.

How clumsy of us. We

chose the wrong thingy.

What a pity. You should've chosen

the right thingy.

In that case this window...?

What are you doing here?

Beat it! No!

Man, what kind of a knot is that?

Mrs. Sheyla,

are you taping it?

Yes.

I want to show it

to my grandchildren...

Run!

Where are they?

Wait. Stop.

Girls! Don't laugh!

Get inside!

Your own dog

didn't recognize you.

Someone has to

keep Nuriye busy.

Otherwise we'll never

get close to the girls.

Why me?

It's obvious. You're the

most handsome among us.

No way. I'll never

go to that woman.

Who'll go?

Don't look at me.

Get in there.

No way. I rather die.

I don't care if you

die or not.

I'll ask for the last time.

Who'll go in there?

No way.

Forget the girls then.

Give me that. It shouldn't

be that tough.

Do you see that?

You're so self-sacrificing.

What the heck?

You're new around here.

I'll go.

Why do you look like that?

He couldn't spare

his stepbrother.

Hurry up.

What's wrong

with these doors?

Who can it be now? Who can

it be now knocking at my door?

It's me. Ercment.

Come in. The door is open.

Are you available?

More than available.

Where are you?

I can't see you.

Where are you, Mrs. Nuriye?

Here.

Mummy!

They say that my mother's

name is Bedriye.

I don't know my mother.

Who was she?

Are you available? I wanted

to ask what notes are.

- Is the rose for me?

- Yes.

Thank you, sugar.

Bon appetite.

Come in.

Hello.

May I come in?

Sure.

Hi!

- Hello!

- Aloha.

It's us!

We thought you might

get bored.

Yes, we're bored to death.

How about some

entertainment?

Scrabble!

- I love it.

- I love it more.

Let's play!

Bravo, Feza. You sure know

about girls. Come on.

Where are you going, girls?

To the canteen.

Do you want anything?

Yes, we want you back quick.

He's right.

Come back quick.

There's full moon tonight.

Could be dangerous for you.

You're lucky. There weren't

such idiots around in my days.

We'll pee in our pants

from laughing.

Of course you have to

take care of some details.

Like what?

For example, this is yours.

Are we going to scare

them with this wig?

That's not a wig,

that's a mask.

We'll scare them with

these masks.

What, you idiot?

What are you doing, you fool?

Pee.

You can open up to me.

We're both adults.

I want to become a singer

when I grow up.

That's why I came.

Singer?

I'm very fond of

classical Turkish pop music.

I came to be

inspired by you.

Inspired?

Pike off, Ercment.

- She's got bad intentions.

- What?

Do you know how to play

the guitar?

- Guitar?

- Beat it, don't just stand there.

Good that you reminded me.

I should go and learn

how to play the guitar.

Are you going to the

music chamber?

Yes, I'm highly motivated.

Thank you so much.

Hold on. You can't learn

on your own.

Come on, play faster.

What's that?

Bloodsu...?

Bloodsugar.

Bloodsugar is not one word.

Why not?

Then we'll write

mymilk.

- What's mymilk?

- My milk.

for us, Feza.

- 14.

- Did you write it?

Is it our turn?

Feza, 18 points.

What, 18?

What's the word?

Alwaysloyal

I'm always loyal too.

Kenan. Take this,

I'll take a look at Ercment.

Oh, Ercment.

I wonder how he's doing?

Poor guy. He's probably

scared to death right now.

That guy is hilarious!

Should we turn off

the lights?

With pleasure.

Stop! Let's watch

that idiot for a while.

What do you need

to play the guitar?

A guitar?

Bravo. Which guitars

are better?

Those with chords?

No, you idiot.

The heavy ones!

Heavy?

Yes. This for example

is a good one.

What are you doing?

I'm getting scared.

Relax. I'll teach you how to

play the guitar in such a way...

...that you'll never forget it.

Whose turn is it?

Don't cheat.

Our word is bite!

Bite?!

'Bite' as we know it?

You wouldn't know this bite.

Write down. 30 Points!

These girls are

just made for us.

You begin to understand.

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