Hababam Sinifi 3,5 Page #5

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Oh no! Powder cut.

It's seems to me that

Feza has found Ercment.

Yes. Does anyone have

a candle?

I have this here.

Can we light it?

Which room's key is that?

The dining hall.

There should be a gas lamp.

Dining hall?! Cool!

Let's go and find

a gas lamp.

Come on.

I'd like to walk around

as well.

I love to walk

in the dark.

I would go with you down the

deepest and darkest caves.

- Just ask for it.

- What if I ask?

Cool! Let's go.

Don't cry and watch me,

moron!

I beg you.

You take the guitar.

And then smash it

on the head of the victim.

Don't run!

I'll show you how to

blow the saxophone.

Help! Anyone!

Where are you going, homey?!

Feza! Run, bro!

That Nuriye

has lost it.

What's that?

This here? A murder weapon.

Great. Feza,

why do you laugh like that?!

Don't call me brother,

you rhino!

- Why?

- I hate you all!

But why?

I hate all

stepbrothers!

Feza. Please,

stop it.

Those were the last

words of them all!

Which flour dish

do you like the most?

Manti.

What a coincidence. Me too.

- How do you like meat?

- Bloody.

Are you serious?

Me too.

We have so much in common,

right?

I like it when

there's only blood.

- What do you mean "only blood"?

- Luke warm.

You seem to have

a vampire part in you.

Vampire!

He's out of battery.

Idiot!

You won't catch me.

Help! Help!

Oh God! What's this?!

Oh God. A ghost.

Come in.

We're ready,

Mr. Bedri.

- Let me see.

- Of course.

- How do I look?

- Great, you look fantastic.

You have a very long

life line.

It's hereditary.

My grandpa lived 250 years.

What?!

Let's see whose

hands are bigger.

Lispy. My hand got sweaty.

So what, my whole arm

is soaked from sweat.

You can kiss

if you want.

Who? Me? Oh God.

Of course I want it.

You can kiss too,

it will feel swell.

Yeah? Many thanks!

It already feels swollen.

Take a look at that wrist.

Since we've started, I should

put on something comfortable.

Of course.

Wait a little.

I'll be back.

Man, she's so horny.

Well, we made her

blood boil with our kisses.

And I will

make your blood boil.

- Deal!

- I'm first!

I'm first.

I'll strangle you!

Alright,

we both are first.

This power cut will make

everything easier.

He'll freak out.

Just wait. We'll see.

I'm ready.

Kenan. What's going on?

Dude. That girl. Vampire.

She's a vampire.

It's us.

This is my favourite place

at school.

Really? Since when?

Since 1860.

There are so many

books here!

You can take some

if you're interested.

Yes, you can take them.

They aren't ours anyway.

Cool.

Ruhi! Let's cut a deal.

Alright.

You'll go and look for a

gas lamp now.

And in return, I'll leave

you alone with her. OK?

Deal! Listen, you'll

keep your promise, right?

Of course.

I'm not a trickster.

Well, I'll go and

look for a gas lamp!

Thank you, Drill. I won't

forget this favour.

Me neither.

- What would you like to drink?!

- Do you have something red?

Sure!

Alara. I want to ask something.

What's your sign?

Cancer.

I love cancers.

What's your blood group?

O RH positive.

Really? My favorite.

Really? Why?

Kenan! Psycho! Ruhi!

Mrs. Nuriye?!

Chill. I'll blow you

saxophone.

Help!

Run.

Shark!

Mr. Carp!

A shark is closing in.

Run away!

Shark?

Really? Where?

There.

How sweet.

He must have lost his way.

What are you doing? You should

be scared! Run!

But why? They don't do

anything when you squat down.

Didn't I tell you?

It looks so cute.

Well, did you like Ruhi?

Don't leave, come here!

Shoo! Eat your head off!

Another one?!

Why aren't you scared?

Why should I? I'm squatting

down. Get lost!

Strange. That boy

is an imbecile.

Get lost.

There's someone

in the teachers' room.

He'll leave soon.

You are smart, aren't you?

Damn it.

You scared me

out of my wits.

I'm tense all over.

That chick turned into a vampire.

She transformed into a German

shepherd dog.

Mine as well.

And there are

two monsters outside.

What?! Monsters?

They are no monsters.

They are

Frankenstein and Zombie.

Frankenstein and Zombie?

What's going on in this school?

I saw Nuriye. She was running

around with Saxophone.

What do you mean?

Monster!

It's us.

What monster?

May God smite you.

Why do you run around like this?

Are you insane, Psycho?

You won't believe me...

...but Freak turned into a Werewolf.

- What?

- You're lying.

Why should I?

I'm going to tell you

something incredible.

We know. She turned

into a vampire.

Yes. I knocked out a ghost

in the yard.

This is the last straw.

Let's get the hell out of here.

But where?

The place is loaded

with vampires.

Could be. We have

vampires outside...

...and here we have a table.

What are you doing, Psycho?

Did you never watch

a vampire movie?

Take one.

Please try to understand.

This is not personal.

My mother married

seven times.

I've treated my other 13

stepbrothers like this as well.

Some died with my saw and

the others were stabbed by me.

Are you scared,

knucklehead?

It's very sad

to die like this, huh?

There's nothing I can do.

It's all your fault.

If you had graduated

we wouldn't have met at all.

Am I right?

Isn't it your fault?

Why do you grunt

like a Tasmanian Devil?

I don't understand a thing.

I'll open your mouth know...

What did you say?

I swear

I'll study hard.

It's too late, Erc.

Idiot. Do you think

you can run away like this?

- Please, spare me!

- Don't worry, we're friendly!

What's with those

clubs?

The school is full

with vampires.

Vampires?!

- And ghosts!

- Also werewolves!

What should we do?

Don't worry. We have enough

stakes for vampires.

What did I tell you?

What is this thing?

I think my guts

exploded!

Please, Freak.

Don't eat us.

Don't be scared. He doesn't do

anything when you squat down.

Don't look at me.

Help.

Ercment,

what happened?!

He's possessed!

Come.

You're exaggerating.

Oh my God! This seems to be

permanent! What should we do?

He's possessed by demons.

Who has obsessed you?!

Erc... Erc.

Relax!

We'll find an exorcist

for you tomorrow.

We should find Mr. Niyazi.

Maybe he could fix him.

What? Did you

eat your tongue?!

Who is that?

Well, of course you'll babble like that.

I told you to find me!

Why didn't you find me, idiot?

I'm scared, Psycho.

Don't be afraid, Sebo.

I'm with you.

Don't get excited, folks.

Excuse me.

Who am I talking to?

I'm Mercan Dede. My friends

call me Holy Moly.

Just what we needed,

a holy man.

I came all the way from

the other side to save you.

Why is that?

I was once

a student as well.

Besides, I was at this school,

in your class.

I call that luck. I guess

we're saved.

You'll help us,

won't you Mercan Dede?

Of course.

You must follow the procedures.

Everything has a thing.

Everything has what?

You have to conjure spirits. But

first comes a ritual ablution.

We'll do that.

We'll meet in the attic

in 10 minutes.

OK?

Bye!

Hurry up.

Let's not keep the

customers waiting.

Oh spirit! Oh spirit!

Mercan Dede's spirit! Give us

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