Hababam Sinifi Sinifta Kaldi Page #5

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- Me? - Yes you!

- Who burnt down Rome?

- I swear it wasn't me.

- I said who burnt down Rome.

- I said I swear it wasn't me, principal sir!

- What is he saying?

- Saban doesn't lie, principal sir...

...if he says he didn't do

it then he didn't.

Yes.

You smartass punks!

Memorize what I tell you.

Who was the first Caliph? The holy

Ebubekir. Come on, repeat it!

The holy Ebubekir.

Good! In what year was

Istanbul conquered? 1453.

1453!

Our homeland is what to us?

It is our mother.

It's our mother!

Who was the last sultan of the Ottoman

expansion? Sultan Sleyman the lawgiver.

Kanuni Sultan Sleyman!

Who burnt down Rome?

Emperor Nero.

Emperor Nero!

Repeat. The holy Ebubekir,

1453, our mother...

...Sultan Sleyman the lawgiver,

Emperor Nero. Repeat.

The holy Ebubekir, 1453, our mother...

...Sultan Sleyman the lawgiver,

Emperor Nero.

Good.

Welcome!

Students, our esteemed

superintendent, Hseyin Sevki Topuz.

Good morning students!

- Good morning.

- Sit down.

- With your permission.

- Good bye.

- What is the topic, Mr. Mahmut?

- The Ottoman period of expansion.

Good, with your permission

I'll ask the students a few questions.

- Feel free to ask.

- You!

Me!

- What's your name?

- The holy Ebubekir.

- I said what's your name.

- I said the holy Ebubekir.

What's your name... your name!?

Ohhh, my name. The holy Saban.

- How old are you?

- 1453.

- Wait, how old are you?

- 1453.

- Who burnt down Rome?

- My mom.

Son, who is your mom?

Sultan Sleyman the lawgiver!

Who is the first Caliph?

- Emperor Nero.

- Yes.

My son, you're mixing them up.

The holy Saban burnt down Rome.

The first Caliph Emperor Nero,

I mean Sultan Nero, in Rome...

...with the holy Saban, to your mom...

...in one day 1453 times by law..

Excuse me Mr. Mahmut.

I think I mixed things up a bit.

Yes sir, go ahead.

One is in elementary school, another

in middle, and the last in high school.

Why didn't you say that at your

young age you were acting...

...as both the mother and father

for your three siblings?

- Yes, you could say that.

- How are they doing in school?

Good, very good.

They never worry me.

They call this a hammer.

You throw it like this.

Be careful, it's not easy.

Hold the handle tight and with all

your might swing it 3 times and throw it.

One, two, three.

Yeah!

- He's showing off to Ms. Semra again.

- That prick, I'll show him now.

- Is it your turn?

- Yeah.

Let's see you throw it.

One, two, three, four...

...I can't stop!

Stop!

Stop it man! You idiot!

I can't stop! Come on stop!

Stop hammer! I can't stop!

Of course he can't stop.

Because his muscles aren't strong.

Especially his stomach muscles.

They should be like steel when squeezed.

Look, like this.

Punch me right here.

- Please teacher.

- Punch me come on.

But you can't hit a teacher.

Come on, don't be scared. Nothing

will happen, it's like steel. Punch me!

- Come on punch me!

- Okay I guess I'll punch you.

Help your teacher up.

We need to tell you something

important but we're scared.

- What is it? - Our friends planned

a really terrible prank.

- What did they do? - The principal had a

special meal made for the superintendent.

- So? - Our friends put

some laxatives in it.

They put laxatives in it?

Who did this?

We can't tell you that.

They can't hear that we told

you or they'll kill us.

Okay, thank you.

- Ms. Hafize, Ms. Hafize!

- Yes?

Did anyone from the Rascals'

Class come in here?

- They were here a little while ago.

- Who?

Gdk Necmi, Domdom Ali,

Tulum Hayri, Hayta Ismail.

Did they get close to the food?

They tried to mess with it

but I smacked their hands.

I understand, may God punish them.

They're going to eat this food.

Oh oh, good good.

You'll see whether it's good or bad.

Come on, eat up let's see.

I said eat this food

or you'll be in deep trouble.

We can't eat it, principal sir.

Why? Is there something in it?

That's not why, principal sir.

Then why?

We won't be able to eat

while our friends sit and watch.

Of course, let them eat it too.

- Pass it out Ms. Hafize.

- Whatever you say.

I'm going to kill this guy.

Don't get mad, Saban.

Eat this delicious food first.

Yes. I'll kill him after I eat.

- He's here.

- The teacher's here.

Sit, students. Sit.

Sorry I'm late.

This Istanbul traffic problem!

Anyway, where did we end last time?

- Thinking, teacher.

- Ah yes. Thinking.

In all of the world, thinking is

something unique to humans only.

Aristotle said,

"The human is a thinking creature."

- Saban is a thinking cow.

- Man, your mom...

Yes. Animals have their instincts,

but humans find their way with reason.

What's going on?

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning.

Who are you?

I'm Hseyin Sevki Topuz, superintendent

from the Department of Education.

It's always the same joke.

I'm tired of it. Sit in your seat!

I don't understand.

He's really the superintendent, teacher.

What superintendent? Every year

it's the same joke. Sit down I said.

What are you saying?

Don't test my patience or

you'll get smacked!

Listen to me, come to your senses.

I'm superintendent Hseyin Sevki Topuz.

Yeah sure you're the superintendent.

You insolent punk! Sit down!

You're the insolent one!

You'll see the day!

Swearing at the superintendent?

How can that even happen?

I swear, I thought the students

were playing another prank.

- You know my eyes...

- Mr. Akil, Mr. Akil...

If he reports this to the department,

they'll shut down the school.

- Well then what will we do, sir?

- I really don't know. But under these...

...conditions, I can't let you stay here.

- At least let me stay until year's end.

Mr. Akil, you can't even stay

until tomorrow. I'm sorry.

I understand. I understand.

- Goodbye, my dear.

- Bye bye, sir.

Well, what can we do? This is fate.

Anyhow, teaching at my old age...

- ...wasn't the right thing to do.

- What are you saying, Mr. Akil.

- It's so, goodbye.

- Bye bye.

I wouldn't have wanted to leave you

all this way but what can I do? Goodbye.

- Bye bye, sir.

- Goodbye.

Don't worry Mr. Akil, forget it.

- Well then, goodbye.

- Bye bye.

- Goodbye!

- Bye bye, my friend.

- Goodbye, Mr. Mahmut.

- Bye bye, sir.

- Give me your blessing, Hafize.

- You should give your blessing, sir.

- What's up, I don't hear anyone talking.

- We're feeling down, teacher.

- Why, what happened?

- We're sad about Akil teacher.

Why are you sad when

it was your fault?

What did we do, teacher?

If you hadn't done your prank every year,

do you think he'd have acted like that?

You're right, teacher.

Mahmut teacher.

Can't we fix this problem?

What could you do?

- Let's go to the governor.

- Let's head to the prime minister.

Let's beg the president.

In fact, you don't need to

do any of these things.

The current head of the Department of

Education is an old student of Mr. Akil.

If he wanted, he could fix

this with one phone call.

But Mr. Akil is so proud that

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