Hackneys Finest Page #2

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- We still good for tonight?

- Can I call you back?

Yeah, just don't leave it too long

Who watches the most TV?

Alright n*gger!

Where are you?

Easy man. Right near the yard

We, came on over

Alright. Laters

Hurry up Tony. We have to get a move on

2 more questions I'll be winning 5 pounds

You'll be costing us more than 5 pounds

if you don't get a wriggle on

It's not the money

It's the achievement

Who was Henry Vlll's third wife?

That tart Martha from Swansea.

Now come on

I got it wrong

Sure we haven't got

time for another pint?

Finish that one quick

and we is out of here

Alright matey boy.

Jane mentioned you today

Who's Jane?

The BNPs we! dream

Never mind. We still on for tonight?

I got the farmers heading here right now

Yes, but I must ask if I can bring

the package to you directly

You alright?

I'm fine. My uncle insists

on it being done this way

Everything else is the same

Easy Terence. It's a good thing

He's being a good boy

We should have got his house bugged

He'd never have checked

He might have

For f***'s sake, I haven't

even put the shopping away

How long are they staying?

As long as they need to.

Think of the money, babe

How you doing, man?

I missed you man

Come on in

Yeah man! Everything crisp?

- Hello gorgeous

- Have a seat guys

Sirus, when's the food gonna be here?

Soon

And when's our boy gonna be here?

Imminently

Got a little thing me and

my man here can boot?

I'll sort you out a little taster

It's alright babe

Tea anyone? Coffee?

Tea would be lovely. White, 2 sugars

Tea please. 3 sugars

Coming right up, boys!

You've got a good girl there, you know

Help yourselves

Tea's up, boys

I'll be in the bedroom if you need me

Wahey!

If he needs me, not you

- 2 chicken curries

- Chicken Madras

Can we have some of that

bread with coconut in it?

Peshwari?

No, just bread with coconut in it

- Hey Asif

- Amanda

You're sweating, darling. You alright?

I'm fine

Is Sirus here?

Yeah, of course he is

Welsh contingent's here an' all

- Heyyy

- Alright man

Hey, the main man's here

My friends

Someone is trying to kill us

Someone's trying to kill us!

This is not a joke!

The police, they are in a car outside

These men are coming for

the drugs & the money

What the f*** is that?

Tracking device

There are 2 policemen in a car outside

They do not intend to arrest anyone

They come only to steal & to kill

Are you being serious?

Sirus. It's Priestly

Oh f***

Who the f*** is Priestly?

Oh f***, I thought I got away from him

They are coming after you Sirus,

and they said they would hurt Amanda

Calm down for a minute

If this is serious

We might be able to

sort out your little problem

When he gets back from the doctor he

says he's got 4 different types of cancer

- He's riddled with it from the neck down

- Hang on

What's the spade doing?

Bag with the money in it?

Not that big

F***

Just chill now man

Keep the change

Maybe they're picking up the whole stash

Either way, I'm calling for backup

'NM, COW?

What are you going to tell them?

Not them

Curry's here lads

We're gonna need a lot more

than f***ing curry

I think what we have in this bag

is gonna sort out your problem

F***ing hell

This is f***ed

F***

Do I smell cu...?

What the f***?

Er, yeah...

Amanda, you must go.

It's not safe for you here

Oh, it's not safe for me here?

With all these big strong

men waving guns about?

I've been thinking how much better

our living room would look...

...all full of guns!

Is that a f***ing hand grenade!?

No, love, it's just a lighter that

looks like one. My mum gave it me

We're just taking a few precautions

What did you do?

Did you piss off the Israelis?

This is it, Sirus. I'm going

None of this sh*t better

be here when I get back

And to be quite honest,

I don't know if I am coming back

Amanda, let Pari take you

You can f*** off as well.

I thought you were alright

This tea's lovely

Shall we have her followed?

This is not the time to be

thinking about girlies, Terence

I was just thinking she might be useful

I've been saved.

The Lord protects me from temptation

I think I preferred you

when you were a nonce

Good evening Mr Priestly

How would you like to owe me nothing,

and have a little fun at the same time?

I would like that very much

Why don't you come round for a

cup of tea, and we can discuss?

There is no time for tea, you f***

All of you, in the van, with all

your toys, on Leabridge Rd

Yes, Mr Priestly

What a c*nt

What a c*nt

Why do you talk to that man?

Why you talk to that man?

Because he's useful

Because he's useful

I wonder if he'll bring Boris along

Where's Boris?

Boris!

Sirus, you're going to straighten up,

and then we're going to war

Why don't we just do nothing,

and see what happens?

They are going to kill us.

That is what is going to happen

If they're doing this unofficially...

...they won't want to get too many

other people involved, will they?

Are you saying it's 4 against 2?

I am, plus...

...they probably don't know...

...that we know what they know

Pay attention Sirus!

This is what's gonna happen

You're gonna take that tracker

and draw them in

So if you know a place nice & quiet

We will lead them there

And then we will deal with the problem

Movement

Easy Terence

He's going ahead to the stash

We wait for the Ruskies

Hello Mr C*nt. This is Mr Boris

Gimme that. Stupid Chetnik

Hello Mr Priestly. I'm very sorry

for the language of my associate

What do you want us to do now?

I would like you to park up

outside 35 Manor Rd...

...so that you can keep an eye

on number 22 for me. Got that?

And where is this Manor Rd?

It's the road opposite where you are!

Now get a move on

Boris. Go. Drivel

Ok. We're in the road now

56...

42...

36...

30... stop!

Stop, you f***ing idiot. Stop!

You villager, Boris!

Twat

That wasn't the most

subtle entrance, was it!

You see that house with the

black motorbike outside?

Yes, I can see

That's what you're to keep an eye on

Don't make any kind of move

until I say so. You understand?

Ok, Mr Priestly

I hate that c*nt

I like c*nt

C*nt is good

You are a f***ing arsehole.

You know that?

Arsehole is good too

I'm not sure about this...

Terence, why are we not moving?

God willing

You think he's gonna hold his nerve?

Don't worry about his nerve.

We're gonna hold that

He just might need a push

We can do that

Sirus doesn't realise how useful he is

She's not picking up

Ready Sirus?

No. Course I'm not ready

Sirus, you realise you can't actually

kill anyone with a handgun?

That's just television

What?

This'll be alright, won't it?

No it won't

This is for you, Sirus

You have to be careful where

you're pointing it, obviously

See here, that's the safety catch

See?

It's probably best if you keep it in

the 'on' position for the forseeable

I'll just keep this one

as a backup then, yeah?

I don't think Amanda's gonna be pleased

if you go & blow your own cock off

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