Hail, Caesar! Page #12
.RNE
But no more. No more. Don’t you
worry, Eddie Mannix.
EDDIE:
But .rne, you are aware that she’s,
uh——
.RNE
This must not be in movie
magazines, that we associated.
EDDIE:
No, of course not——
.RNE
My wife cannot read this.
EDDIE:
Your——excuse me?
.rne fishes out a wallet.
.RNE
Ilsa Pflug.
EDDIE:
Ilsa...?
.rne shows him a picture of himself and a plump woman with
braids.
.RNE
Ilsa Pflug-Seslum. In Malmo.
EDDIE:
I was not aware of that.
.rne flips through, showing more pictures: himself skiing;
the family posed together in cable sweaters.
.RNE
Yah, yah, two children.
EDDIE:
(sotto)
Third on the way, apparently.
.RNE
Do you have physical culture, Eddie
Mannix? Do you ski?
68.
EDDIE:
No, I, uh, never took it up. Seems
like a lot of fun.
.RNE
Yah, fresh air.
(thumps himself on chest)
Air in——
(he sucks in)
Out——
(he blows out)
Lungs. Breathe.
(takes back the wallet)
I no more associate with DeeAnna
Moran——it is decided!
EDDIE:
Uh-huh——
Something on the set, past Eddie’s shoulder, draws .rne’s
furious look.
.RNE
NO, no, no, don’t swing your arms
like hairy ape! This is not fat
stupid people, this is .rne Seslum
production!
INT. MALIBU HOUSE - DAY
Raucous male laughter hits the cut. The men are emerging from
the hall into the main room, Baird and Herman in the lead,
Baird’s arm draped companionably over Herman’s shoulder.
BAIRD:
So I feel someone poking me and I
wake up and it’s Clark and he says,
”Well, her keys weren’t in there so
I guess we’re walkin’!”
Roaring laughter from the Communists.
BAIRD (CONT’D)
This was back before Gable was
Gable.
The men make themselves comfortable in the living room with
its view of the crashing surf. It is now late day; a red sun
hangs beyond the jagged rocks at the mouth of the cove.
Baird is lost in misty reminiscence:
69.
BAIRD (CONT’D)
We used to go to San Berdoo every
weekend, Bob Stack would come
sometimes, the Blue Grotto was
still open——Dave Chasen was a
busboy...
(the dramatic view finally
registers)
Quite a place! Yours?
HERMAN:
Oh, gracious no. It belongs to a
member of our study group. He
couldn’t be here this
afternoon——he’ll be sad to have
missed you. He’s a fan.
BAIRD:
Uh-huh, that’s swell. So I black
out, wake up here and I’m thinking,
Baird, you have got to stop doing
this!
(laughter)
But you’re saying, actually,
technically I’ve been... kidnapped.
Again, agreeable laughter from the Communists. Herman smiles
as well.
HERMAN:
Well, technically, yes.
BAIRD:
And there’s gonna be a ransom.
BENEDICT:
I’d hardly call it “ransom.”
Herman indicates the speaker.
HERMAN:
Benedict there——that’s Benedict de
Bonaventure——wrote “The House of
Ahasuaris.”
A low whistle from Baird. Herman nods.
HERMAN (CONT’D)
Yes. Enormous hit, made the studio
millions of dollars. Did you see
any of those millions of dollars,
Ben?
70.
BENEDICT:
I did not.
HERMAN:
Dutch over there——Dutch
Zweistrong——wrote “All The Way To
Uruguay.”
DUTCH:
(testy)
I wrote all the “All The Way”
pictures.
HERMAN:
All successful. You see any of the
profits, Dutch?
Dutch gives a short barking laugh.
HERMAN (CONT’D)
All of us here are writers. The
pictures originated with us,
they’re our ideas, but they’re
owned by the studio. I’m not saying
only writers are being exploited——I
mean, look at yourself, Baird.
BAIRD:
Oh, you know——the studio takes care
of me.
ANGRY MAN:
What’re you, a child?
HERMAN:
(apology for the bad
manners)
I think what Herschel’s trying to
say is, just because the studio
owns the means of production, why
should it be able to take the
money——our money, the value created
by our labor——and dole out what it
pleases? That’s not right. So——no.
No, I wouldn’t call it “ransom.”
DUTCH:
Payback.
FOURTH MAN:
Partial payback.
71.
HERMAN:
Now, until quite recently our study
group had a narrow focus. We
concentrated on getting Communist
content into motion
pictures——always in a sub rosa way,
of course. And we’ve been pretty
darn successful. You remember, in
“Kerner’s Corner”——the Town Hall
scene, where the aldermen overturn
the rotten election and make Gus
the mayor?
BAIRD:
(getting it, nodding)
Oh! Yeah. Uh-huh.
HERMAN:
I like to think we’ve changed a few
minds. But then——well, Dr. Marcuse
came down from Stanford, joined the
study group. And started teaching
us about direct action. Praxis.
Action.
Faintly gesturing with his pipe:
DR. MARCUSE
We each pursue our own economic
interest——we ourselves are not
above the laws of history. But in
pursuing our interest with vigor,
we accelerate the dialectic, and
hasten the end of history and the
creation of the New Man.
ANGRY MAN:
Plus, we make a little dough.
HERMAN:
Shutup! We're not even talking
about money; we're talking about
economics.
BAIRD:
Uh-huh. Sure. Good. Good stuff.
So——do I get a share of the ransom?
Chuckles all around. Herman gives a weak smile.
HERMAN:
Well——no, Mr. Whitlock. You could
hardly share in your own ransom.
That would be unethical.
72.
BAIRD:
Well, I don’t know if that’s fair,
fellas! The whole set-up only works
if I play along, right, if I don’t
let on I know who kidnapped me?
HERMAN:
Yes. That’s right.
BAIRD:
So what if I don’t play along? What
if I named names?
The smiling faces around him harden.
Baird, committed, plows on:
BAIRD (CONT’D)
... Just... told the truth?
The alienation is palpable. Herman alone seems unruffled:
HERMAN:
I don’t think you’ll do that, Mr.
Whitlock. What if we told the
truth, about——”On Wings as Eagles?”
Baird instantly sobers.
He looks up at the men around him, their faces set. He looks
at Herman, the one person still smiling.
INT. SID SIEGELSTEIN’S OFFICE - DAY
Eddie Mannix arrives to lean against his door jamb. The legal
bullpen, rows of decks, is at his back.
EDDIE:
Sid, we have to work something out
for DeeAnna Moran.
Sid looks up from his paperwork.
SID:
She get married again?
EDDIE:
No, that’s the problem. Having a
child, not married.
A whistle from Sid.
73.
SID:
Tough.
EDDIE:
Yeah. No father. Well, of course
there is one, somewhere...
He waves airily. Sid nods understanding.
SID:
But who knows...
EDDIE:
Exactly. So is there any way
she——I’m just spitballing here——any
way she could adopt her own child?
Sid gazes at Eddie. His look drifts off.
SID:
Interesting... As a single...
EDDIE:
Mm, she disappears for a while,
reappears——
SID:
Uh-huh.
EDDIE:
blessings——adopt a child.
SID:
Sure, she’s always yearned to be a
mother...
EDDIE:
That’s it.
SID:
Well, I don’t see why not. Nothing
in California statute that
prohibits adoption by one’s own
parent.
EDDIE:
Uh-huh.
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