Hail, Caesar! Page #7
There are two men waiting inside. The one at the door is
middle-aged, with sad eyes: He is John Howard Herman.
The deeper man is the room is heavy-set, and in a cheap suit
not freshly pressed. Near him, a springer spaniel frantically
spins in place yapping, excited to have visitors.
MAN:
Quiet, Engels!
37.
When the goon has passed with his Roman cargo the sad-eyed
John Howard Herman swings the door toward us, filling the
lens.
INT. EDDIE’S OFFICE - DAY
On the other side of Eddie’s desk is producer Walt Dubrow.
DUBROW:
Stall?! For how long? What do I
tell the director?
EDDIE:
That we’re looking for him. But we
don’t want it in the gossip
columns——Baird on a bender or in a
love nest or wherever we end up
finding him. As far as the set is
concerned it’s business as usual.
Tell the A.D. Baird is out briefly
with a high ankle sprain.
DUBROW:
Fine, but what do we shoot without
him? We got the brasier scene up
this afternoon.
EDDIE:
Could you get through it shooting
around him?——Maybe use his stunt
double, Chunk Mulligan.
DUBROW:
Chunk can’t act.
EDDIE:
Get the writer to trim his
speeches.
DUBROW:
Well, maybe, but then what? All we
got left is the final
scene——Autolochus’s speech at the
feet of the penitent thief.
Eddie grimaces.
EDDIE:
Uh-huh.
DUBROW:
It’s the emotional climax of the
entire picture!
(MORE)
38.
DUBROW (CONT'D)
We have to see that Autolochus has
absorbed the message of the Christ!
EDDIE:
Yeah, I can see that.
DUBROW:
We need Baird’s star power, his
charisma.
A wave of Eddie’s hand communicates the ineffable:
EDDIE:
Sure, his emotional, uh——
DUBROW:
This can’t be faked! This is the
heart and soul of the picture!
EDDIE:
I understand——
DUBROW:
End of the movie, we can’t give
that speech to some——some——some
Roman schmoe!
EDDIE:
Yeah, yeah I got it. But his
benders can last a day or two——what
does it cost to shut down?
DUBROW:
Plenty. You know how big the
picture is, we’re on Stages 5 and
14, if we’re carrying everybody in
the last scene who’s up on
crucifixes that’s three-forty an
minimum——
EDDIE:
Yeah yeah.
(his phone buzzes; he
punches the button)
Not now.
DUBROW:
——not to mention we lose Todd
Hocheiser to Fox at the end of the
week.
39.
EDDIE:
Shoulda made him exclusive; who
knew.
(another buzz from the
phone)
Not now!
NATALIE’S VOICE
It’s Mr. Laurentz, Mr. Mannix! I
can’t stop him!
The door bursts open and Laurence Laurentz storms in. Natalie
has trailed him to the door, where she hovers.
EDDIE:
It’s all right, Natalie. Okay Walt,
lemme know——
LAURENCE LAURENTZ
Mannix, I won’t have it! For two
decades the name “Laurence
Laurentz” has meant something to
the public!
EDDIE:
What’s on your mind, uh...
Laurence?
LAURENCE LAURENTZ
Hobie Doyle cannot act!
EDDIE:
Hobart Doyle is one of the biggest
movie stars in the world.
LAURENCE LAURENTZ
On horseback! But this is drama,
Mannix——real drama, an adaptation
of a Broadway smash! It requires
the skills of a trained thespian,
not a rodeo clown. I begged you for
Lunt!
Natalie has been hesitant to butt in:
NATALIE:
Mr. Mannix, I’m sorry but——you
wanted me to make sure you didn’t
miss your lunch at the Imperial
Gardens. You never told me who
with.
40.
EDDIE:
Right.
(looks at watch, grimaces)
Nuts. Look:
no one wants to seeLunt. We’re not recasting; this
came from Mr. Schenk himself: it’s
Hobie Doyle. Is the boy game?
LAURENCE LAURENTZ
Oh, he’s game. And gamey!
EDDIE:
If he needs help it's your job to
help him. I’ll have a talk with
Hobie and take a look at what
you’ve shot——but right now I’ve got
a lunch.
BLACK:
The pounding of surf fades up, the sound close but somewhat
muffled by interior perspective.
We are fading up wide on Baird Whitlock, lying on his back,
still unconscious. He lies on a patio chaise lounge made of
thin plastic tubing stretched across an aluminum frame. We
are in a storeroom, the chaise being the room’s only piece of
furniture.
A muffled ding-dong from the front of the house. We hear the
springer spaniel, stirred by the bell to yapping.
With much plastic-squeaking Baird rolls onto his side and
nestles his head into the chaise’s tubing-upholstery. In his
sleep he murmurs:
BAIRD:
What truth to these mutterings,
Sestimus...
He subsides to snoring.
INT. MALIBU HOUSE - DAY
MAIN ROOM:
The sad-eyed man, John Howard Herman is opening the front
door to several visitors. The first visitor enters: murmured
greetings, solemn handshake. Another man, another sober
handshake.
41.
Then an elderly man in tweeds clutching his pipe, the
greeting for him especially deferential. Then a man with a
briefcase; he sets it down so that he may greet by means of a
hug. He picks up the briefcase, makes way for the next man.
A counter separates the entryway from a small kitchen. In it,
the man we saw shushing the dog when Baird was brought in is
carefully cutting the crusts off of finger sandwiches and
stacking them on a platter.
As the dog yaps in a frenzy of delight at all the visitors,
the man reacts without looking up:
MAN:
Quiet, Engels!
INT. IMPERIAL GARDENS - DAY
A gong stings the cut to the interior of this Chinese
restaurant.
Arthur Fung, a grave-looking man in a dark suit and
conservative tie, greets Eddie Mannix.
ARTHUR FUNG:
How pleasant to see you, Mr.
Mannix, your table is right over
here.
EDDIE:
Thank you, Arthur.
They splash through a curtain of beads to approach a booth at
which another man sits, a drink with an umbrella before him,
an ashtray and an Imperial Gardens matchbook next to it, a
cigarette in his hand. He rises to shake.
MAN:
How ya doing, Mannix.
EDDIE:
Mr. Cuddahy.
CUDDAHY:
Mix a hell of a mai-tai. I like
this place.
The men seat themselves facing each other.
EDDIE:
Sorry to keep you hanging——it’s a
tough decision.
42.
CUDDAHY:
Nothing to apologize for——we said
the offer was on the table for a
week.
Cuddahy has noted Eddie eyeing his cigarettes. He picks up
the pack and offers with a hitch of the wrist that sends four
cigarettes nosing out of the top of the foil.
CUDDAHY (CONT’D)
Go ahead.
EDDIE:
Nah, I’m... I’ve been trying to...
CUDDAHY:
The deadline was tomorrow, but,
frankly, we were surprised not to
get a quick yes. I just wanted to
see if there was some impediment we
could help with, or if something in
the offer isn’t clear?
EDDIE:
The offer’s very clear. And very
generous.
CUDDAHY:
We want to make it easy for you to
say yes. Look Mannix, we need a guy
with your talents in management,
problem-solving. And you need to
think about the future. Lockheed is
booming——it’s reflected in the
offer we made you. Everyone is
riding in airplanes, and we’re
moving into jet airplanes. It’s a
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