Hail, Caesar! Page #8
new age, Mannix, and we’re part of
it; the industry you’re in——what’s
the future there? What happens when
everybody owns a television set?
Will they still be going to
pictures every week?
EDDIE:
Well, we——
CUDDAHY:
I don’t mean to denigrate; I’m sure
the picture business is pretty
damned interesting. But it’s also
pretty frivolous, isn’t it?
Aviation is serious; serious
business, serious people.
(MORE)
43.
CUDDAHY (CONT'D)
You won’t be babysitting a bunch of
oddballs and misfits, shouldering a
lot of crackpot problems from
people who——
EDDIE:
Look, we have some kooks, sure——
CUDDAHY:
Course they’re kooks, it’s all make-
believe!
(quick grimace and smile;
he leans back)
I told myself I wasn’t gonna
badmouth the competition, and looka
me. Sorry, Mannix, I’ll stick to
what we’re about. Lemme show you
something.
(digs in a pocket)
Ever heard of the Bikini Atoll?
EDDIE:
What?
CUDDAHY:
It was a test site, couple of rocks
in the South Pacific——till a few
weeks ago. Then we blew the Aitcherino.
Not supposed to be telling
you this.
(hands Eddie a picture)
The real world. Hydrogen bomb.
Fusion device.
EDDIE:
Armageddon.
CUDDAHY:
And Lockheed was there. We had a——
He cuts himself off. A splash of the bead curtain.
WAITRESS:
Call for you, Mr. Mannix.
The waitress, in a red embroidered sheath dress, is entering
with a telephone. She plugs it in. As she leans to set it on
the table Cuddahy swipes the picture from Eddie’s hand where
it was exposed to view.
EDDIE:
Thank you... Hello?... And he has
it now?... No, have him stay on
set, I’ll go to him.
(MORE)
44.
EDDIE (CONT'D)
(slams down the phone and
rises)
Sorry, Cuddahy, work emergency.
Still do work there, for the day
anyway.
(grabs his hat, calls back
over his shoulder)
You make a good case. I’ll let you
know.
There is a dull clunk and we are close on Baird Whitlock, who
opens his eyes.
Wider:
Baird in his centurion’s wardrobe reclining on thebeach chaise. The sound of ocean outside.
The clunk has punctuated an ongoing machine-hum which
continues, cycling louder and softer, its loudest approach
always punctuated by a clunk.
The lawn chair makes tacky noises as Baird disengages from
it. He stiffly sits up. He gazes stupidly about, looking into
the depth of the room: where am I?
He twists to look behind himself, lawn chair crackling, and
does a modest take: out the window is the Pacific Ocean.
Another clunk and receding machine hum. Baird registers the
noise, gets to his feet and walks to the door. It is closed.
He reaches for the knob. He tries the knob. It turns. He goes
through the door.
LIVING ROOM:
The main room, in which we saw Baird being brought in and the
mysterious visitors entering. It is now empty except for a
middle-aged woman with a bandana tied Aunt-Jemima style on
her head. She vacuums. Each forward pass of the machine ends
with its clunk against the wall.
The woman looks up, and shows no particular interest in Baird
despite his breastplate and leather skirt. She turns off the
vacuum.
WOMAN:
You one of the Hollywood people?
45.
Baird stares at her, considering all the possible answers.
Finally:
BAIRD:
... Maybe.
WOMAN:
They’re in there.
A jerk of her head indicates a hallway. She fires up the
machine again.
Baird looks down the hallway. From one of its rooms, muffled
male laughter.
He goes cautiously down the hall, the vacuum sound fading
away, male voices fading up. One door is ajar. Baird
cautiously bumps it open further.
Another round of laughter is interrupted as all turn to look
at the Roman-attired man in the doorway. Most of the
interrupted party are seated; there are a couple of overflow
standees; several men smoke cigarettes, one smokes a cigar;
the tweedy elderly man is sunk back in an easy chair smoking
a pipe.
The springer spaniel leaps and twists and yaps, excited by
the new arrival.
DOG SHUSHER:
Quiet, Engels!
Again, this does nothing to quiet the dog. Baird looks from
man to man. John Howard Herman, the man who greeted the other
arrivals at the door, the apparent host, waves Baird in.
HERMAN:
Please! Enter! All are welcome!
Baird cautiously enters. One man vacates a seat for him.
Baird cautiously sits. His scabbard catches on the chair arm,
prompting chuckles from some of the men.
HERMAN (CONT’D)
Those things are a nuisance!
A nearby man leans over to help him adjust it. Baird sits
back.
BAIRD:
Thank you. Uh...
46.
The men look to him, waiting for him to bring out his
thought. Herman helps:
HERMAN:
Wondering where you are?
BAIRD:
Yeah.
The dog has subsided and comes over to sniff at Baird’s
sword.
HERMAN:
Malibu. We’ll have sandwiches in a
minute. Tea?
BAIRD:
... Tea. Well. Okay. Okay. And...
and——
HERMAN:
And what’s going on?
BAIRD:
Yeah.
SECOND MAN:
Well, we’ve just read the minutes
and Allen was about to bring up new
business.
BAIRD:
So... I missed the minutes.
HERMAN:
I wouldn’t worry about it.
THIRD MAN:
They’re usually pretty boring.
BAIRD:
Uh-huh. And——what kind of
meeting——exactly——
HERMAN:
Well it’s not a “meeting,” so much
as a, a——what should we say?
BENEDICT:
It’s a——more of a, a study group.
BAIRD:
And you’re studying... ?
47.
HERMAN:
Oh, all sorts of jolly stuff.
THIRD MAN:
History.
DUTCH:
Economics.
THIRD MAN:
Same thing, isn’t it——history,
economics?
HERMAN:
Don’t you agree?
All are looking at Baird.
BAIRD:
Well... I’m... I’m not really a
student of history.
INT. MALIBU HOUSE - DAY
PLATTER OF FINGER SANDWICHES
Someone reaches in to take a sandwich off the offered
platter.
Wider:
Baird sits back with the finger sandwich. It isminutes later and the respectful quiet has now given way to
the relaxed clatter of people eating, laughing, having side-
conversations.
BAIRD:
Thank you. So man is... split?
HERMAN:
Well, man’s functions are split.
There’s the little guy, the regular
Joe, who works for a living. He’s
the body, uh, body politic. Then
there’s the brain——the boss, the
owner——
SECOND MAN:
The boss is not the brain!
ANGRY MAN:
No no! The boss is parasite!
48.
HERMAN:
Well, it’s true that the boss
doesn’t work, but he has a function
in the system——
Baird looks from man to man, as at a tennis match.
SECOND MAN:
——production, sure, but that’s not
a function, that’s, that’s——
ANGRY MAN:
Parasitism! On the body! On the
body politic! Of the regular Joe!
It’s——
A throat clearing.
Everyone instantly quiets. All look to the old man in tweeds
who is just lowering his pipe. Having claimed the floor he
now speaks with non-argumentative authority.
MARCUSE:
Man is unitary——a simple economic
agent. Man’s institutions are
split, expressing contradictions
that must be worked through. And
they are worked through in a
causative, predictable way: history
is science. This is the essence of
the dialectic.
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