Half Baked Page #8

Synopsis: After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop's diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos. Look carefully.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tamra Davis
Production: Universal Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
16
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
1998
82 min
1,335 Views


But l gotta move on.

Come on. Smoke me.

Have a quickie for old time's sake.

No. She's looking.

She's looking.

All right. Real quick.

No. No ! lt wouldn't be right.

Goddamn you !

You'll be back !

Everything work out okay ?

Yeah. Mary Jane, l love you.

l love you too.

l know.

l know what you're thinkin'.

- That old Thurgood sold out, right ?

- l'm your girl now.

But let me tell you something.

l love weed, okay ? l love it.

But not as much

as l love p*ssy.

The End.

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

Sittin' here together, baby

We're alone

Now l can tell ya, girl

You turn me on

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

You've got the love that

The love l desire, babe

You've got the match

Ooh, that lights my life

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

You got the love that

The love l desire, babe

You've got the match

Ooh, that lights my fire

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

l get lifted up

High, high, high, high

Hey, everybody,

l'm Dave Chappelle.

lf you want to learn more about

marijuana or other illegal substances,

go to your local library.

- Remember, the more you read--

- The smarter you are.

Yea !

All right, man.

Captions, lnc. Los Angeles

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Dave Chappelle

David Khari Webber Chappelle (; born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, You've Got Mail, Blue Streak and Undercover Brother. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan. Chappelle also starred in the ABC TV series Buddies. His comedy focuses on racism, relationship problems, social problems, politics, current events, and pop culture. In 2003, Chappelle became more widely known for his sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, also co-written with Brennan, which ran until his retirement from the show two years later. After leaving the show, Chappelle returned to performing stand-up comedy across the U.S.In 2016 he signed a $20 million-per-release comedy-special deal with Netflix, which has released four of his specials.By 2006, Chappelle was called the "comic genius of America" by Esquire and, in 2013, "the best" by a Billboard writer. In 2017, Rolling Stone ranked him No. 9 in their "50 Best Stand Up Comics of All Time." Chappelle was awarded an Emmy Award for his guest appearance on Saturday Night Live In 2017. He received a Grammy Award for his Netflix specials The Age of Spin & Deep in the Heart of Texas. more…

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