Halloweed
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- 2016
- 101 min
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[smashing sound]
[car alarm]
Oh yeah!
Move it, motherf***er!
Yo, give me back
my money, b*tch!
It's my money now,
motherf***er! Eat it!
[indistinct shouting]
[car honks]
[upbeat rhythmic music]
d
Somebody better call
an ambulance!
[car alarm]
[siren]
[upbeat music]
d
d Take me by the hand,
I'll show you Wonderland d
d The trees of gold
d With ghouls and pretty
d Sour diesel, cherry pie
d So shake it out now,
we got that loud now d
d We're gonna stay high
and never come down d
d We're gonna roll,
d Now pass it left,
don't pass it right d
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d Hit me like a wave,
d This lifted,
gifted paradise d
d And minds are slowly melting,
eyes are glazing over d
d Leave your body
for the night d
d So shake it out now
d We got that loud now
d We're gonna stay high
and never come down d
d We're gonna roll,
d Now pass it left,
don't pass it right d
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d So shake it out now
d We got that loud now
d We're gonna roll,
d Now pass it left,
don't pass it right d
d So shake it out now
d We got that loud now
d We're gonna stay high
and never come down d
d We're gonna roll,
d Now pass it left,
don't pass it right d
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
Execution set tonight,
the community of Bridgeport
can hopefully get some peace.
death over the course of
three very frightening
weeks will die tonight.
Survived by son Trent Modine,
his step-son Joey Booker,
and three ex-wives who
have book deals pending,
so we can't mention
them by name.
The reign of terror
is now over.
I did it, and
I'd do it again!
d We got that loud now
d We're gonna stay high
and never come down d
d We're gonna roll,
d Now pass it left,
don't pass it right d
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
d The monster hash
Ooh, here comes trouble.
Suck my dick, midget!
It's showtime, Modine!
[moaning]
Adios, Modine.
Yeah, Modine!
Yeah, Modine!
Should we let him finish?
Let him finish for
Christ's sakes.
Get it, Modine!
Ahh!
[Cheering]
Way to go, Modine!
[Laughs]
Wicked load!
Woo!
-Alright.
-Out with a bang.
F***ing midget!
Sup?
Oh, I smell like weed!
I wonder why.
Hey, that chick cop behind
you with the gun?
I'd hit that.
She seems like your type.
Are you excited, huh?
father, your step-father,
die at the hands
of the state.
So no, not exactly
planning a parade.
I'm just making
conversation, bro.
It's just 2000 volts
of electricity.
I mean it can't be
that bad, right?
I should've drank more.
Mm.
Hoho, it's a party!
Didn't expect this.
[Carnival music]
Those seats are taken.
[sighs]
[music]
d
Move over.
[indistinct murmuring]
Seriously?
What? I like popcorn.
-Here.
-Shh!
I love you, Modine!
-I love you!
-Fry the fat f***er already!
[cheering]
Fifty bucks says
he shits himself.
Oh, you got a deal.
Hey Trent!
-Lick me baby, lick me!
-Good to see you, son.
Josephine.
I understand, son, this
can't be easy for you.
And now you're in that room
with all those poor folks.
I killed those
people's loved ones.
You ever wonder why?
Because I f***in' loved it!
[Booing]
-Burn!
-F*** you, man!
You ever truly, truly
held a knife, son?
Feel the power
in your hands?
In and out, in and out.
Best sex I ever had.
[Booing]
Choke on your popcorn, a**holes!
Just the thought of
murdering your deserving
motherfuckers gets my
dick hard, you see?
[timpani swell]
[groans of disgust]
Sh*t, he's got a
big-ass dick.
Yeah, no sh*t, man.
I need you to finish
it for me, Trent.
Cleanse the world of these
filthy, dirty, f***ing animals.
Finish my work!
I know you feel it.
Avenge my death!
Wow. This is engaging.
I mean, that was,
that was so viking.
Avenge my death?
It's amazing!
Any last words, Modine?
Seriously?
I just thought, I just
went on about how the
world's unclean, how about
my son Trent's gonna pick
up where I left off, and uh,
you know, it's in his blood.
It was pretty heavy
and intense.
I had to poop.
I'm sorry.
I gotta do it again?
Okay, I can do it again.
F*** it.
No, it's okay, Vince.
-No, hey you fucktards!
-Don't.
Okay, I won't.
F*** it.
You ready to die?
Sure.
You're just taking out one
of the cogs in the wheel.
Trent completes me.
No, I don't.
-I don't complete him.
-You see.
You're never to lead!
P*ssy!
I hope your double-wide
mother croaks in her
double-wide trailer.
Your mama's so fat, I told
that b*tch to haul ass,
she had to make
two trips.
[Laughing]
That was a good one.
Hey uh, your mom's so fat!
-No.
-No, okay, I won't.
Alright, alright, enough.
[phone ringing]
Well this, this
can't be happening.
Oh, it's getting good.
This is good.
I just got off the phone
with the governor.
I thought so.
Looks like he's going to
be moving his charity
golf outing to next month.
Mhmm, yeah.
He thought you'd
like to know that.
[cackling]
B*tch.
[electrical noises]
[Gagging]
[disappointed sighs]
Gnarly, dude.
That was gnarly.
He's dead.
[Cheering]
Woo, alright!
Come on bro, I can't not get
in on the high five parade.
You know I love
high fives.
This concludes today's
festivities...
Well, that was fun.
So, let's get
something to eat.
What are you feeling?
I'm thinking barbecue?
Yeah, I kind of
lost my appetite.
I'm gonna go get some weed.
I'll see you in
a little bit.
[Moaning]
[corny jazz music]
d
Oh, would you move?
[moaning]
Oh, is it too much?
Oh yeah, oh yeah...
[moaning]
What the f***, Sandy?
That's it?
I haven't...
finished?
Yep, I got what I wanted.
And that's all you're ever
good for, and you know what?
You're not even
good for that.
You're useless.
You're a loser, just like that
deep-fried daddy of yours.
Oh, and T?
Finish yourself off.
And I'd get used to that.
We're done.
B*tch.
And T, you'd better
finish yourself off.
Choke on your popcorn,
you a**holes!
I need you to finish
it for me, Trent.
Finish my work!
Don't you feel it?
Avenge my death!
You're useless.
Just like your deep
fried daddy.
I did it and I'd do it again.
Let's get something to eat.
What are you feeling?
I'm thinking
barbecue.
[intense music]
d
d
[heartbeat]
[peaceful music]
d
[Laughs]
Like what you see?
What is this place?
Oh, this is the
place of intrigue.
This is the place
of your dreams.
This is the place
to get away.
Am I still alive?
Were you ever?
[music]
d
Can you see me, Trent?
Can you see me?
Trent, are you there?
Trent?
Trent, wake up buddy?
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