Halloween II Page #6

as a dude who wants to be a chick.

But you are a chick, though, right?

- Watch your step.

- Put your hands...

...down my pants

and find out, Wolfman.

At this point I don't really care.

But seriously, you have a vagina?

- You're so cute.

- You're gonna like my van, though.

- You got a f***ing van?

- Yeah.

It's got some drinks in there.

They're roofie-free, I swear.

A "blowj*b"? Is that what you guys

call them still?

I call them "sucking a dick."

- There she is. She's a beauty.

- She is, isn't she?

I had a lot of fun in this van.

And a lot of p*ssy.

The Shaggin' Wagon.

It's a work of art. I like her-

What's the difference between

a jack-o'- lantern and a blond?

What?

There is no difference.

They both have a blank eXpression

and they're hollow inside.

I like them, you know what I mean?

You shut the lights off, they glow.

The ladies seem to like it.

Yeah? The ladies love it?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- You get laid a lot?

- I get a good amount.

Hey, hold this, Blondie.

Now Blondie and jack-o'- lantern

both have three holes.

Hey, Gianova, do the trick.

Watch this.

I love it.

You look very pretty tonight,

by the way. Very pretty.

I like your tattoos. Are they real?

- Oh, yeah. They're real.

- They're real? That's cool.

- I was thinking about getting-

- These are real too.

They are real. May I? That's-

They feel real.

- That's- That's nice. That's nice.

- That's it?

You big baby!

Go home!

- Talking's not working, okay?

- I'll shut up.

I'm gonna shut up.

Okay, look. Time out, time out.

I'll be right back.

- I'll be right back. One second.

- Where are you going?

I gotta take a piss. I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere.

So who says I wasn't

into the water sports?

A little golden shower.

That's gross. You're a trip.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

Hurry the f*** up.

F***ing hurry up, dude.

Oh, my God.

No! No! No!

Oh, my God. No!

Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.

Thank you, thank you.

Dr. Donald Faber, who's

a noted abnormal psychologist-

He's not noted.

He says, "Nothing more

than a bloody horror show...

... showcasing Dr. Loomis'

own self-inflated ego...

... and never-ending quest

for fame and fortune. "

- Put that in your scrapbook.

- How do you swallow that?

Snap!

You got snapped on by Weird Al.

/f /'d survived a shark attack, you'd

be gushing over every gory detail.

- Begging me to show the teeth marks.

- God, no. Horrendous.

Are you telling me there's no difference

between Michael Myers and a shark?

Of course there is.

Good God, don't be ridiculous.

/'m a little confused. Are we talking

about the Austin Powers Mike Myers...

...or is this-?

- It's over.

Mya!

Mya!

Mya!

Looking for me?

Do you know where Mya is?

What do you want from me?

It's almost time

to come home, Angel.

Is she ready?

Soon.

Laurie, Laurie.

Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.

- Come on.

- Oh, f***.

Step. Steppity-steppity-step.

Hey, I so wanna go back in.

- And I wanna-

- No, no, no.

- No. We're going home.

- Hey.

Where's Harley?

I don't know.

- See, we need to go back in and-

- No.

She went to go hang out with

some dude like she always does.

She'll find her way home.

Hello?

Hey, sweetie.

Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling.

- Okay?

- Okay.

I know you love me.

Oh, God. I love you too.

I'm glad you decided to come home.

Running away never solves anything.

Trust me, I've tried.

I'm sure they have their reasons

for not telling me.

Figure it out in the morning.

Hey, world!

Guess what.

I'm Michael Myers'sister!

I'm so f***ed!

What am I gonna do, dude?

Just take it one day at a time.

One day at a time.

- Annie was right.

- Maybe she's a genius.

Home sweet home.

The place is, like, spinning.

- Want some tea?

- Yeah. What you got?

Blended black/green tea?

- Berry blossom-

- Yeah, berry.

- Does it have caffeine in it?

- Yeah.

No. Dude, I can't f***ing read that?

Oh, yeah, it does.

It's okay. I'll sleep like a baby

after what we went through tonight.

These cookies are so good.

You should have a cookie.

It'll help soak up

all that alcohol rotting in your gut.

Don't think a cookie

is gonna save me.

My head.

What the f***?

Annie?

Annie?

Annie?

Annie?

No, please.

Now go have some fun.

Okay.

Annie?

Annie!

- No, baby!

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Mya, Mya, Mya!

I need you to calm down.

I need you to call 911. Please?

I need you to call 911.

Go! Go!

Oh, my God! Annie!

Oh, my God, baby.

F***.

Baby.

Oh, my God.

There's a girl in the-

She's upstairs, she's-

I don't know if she's okay. She may be

dead, but there's blood everywhere.

Stay with me.

Please stay with me. Please.

Please, I need you, okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I need you so much.

Baby, I'm so sorry.

Mya, hurry!

I don't know. I'm on Cherrywood Road,

I'm not at home.

I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on.

Stay on the line.

It's Cherrywood, I know that.

It's- We're at 1-5-

We're at 15 Cherry-

Mya?

Mya, what's happening?!

It is him. Please go.

I'm not leaving you.

Baby, I'm gonna put you down.

- No.

- I'm gonna put you down.

No.

Okay.

Okay. Hold on, baby, hold on.

You know, Annie's gonna smell this

on my clothes and kill me.

Sheriff Brackett.

I just got a 911 phone call.

- So did you dispatch?

- Yes, sir, I did.

- So why are you telling me about it?

- Because, sir...

...the phone call

came from your house.

- No.

- Please, baby, please.

- I'm gonna stay right here.

- It's okay.

No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you.

- It's okay. Go.

- No, I'm not gonna leave you.

Baby? Baby?

Baby? Annie?

Annie? Stay with me.

Stay with me. Stay with me, baby.

Stay with me, okay?

You gotta stay with me. You gotta.

Annie, stay with me.

Annie?

Annie? Annie?

Annie?

Don't leave me, baby.

Annie.

You don't wanna go in there.

Let me handle this.

Where is she?

You don't wanna go in there, sheriff.

No.

Oh, God.

Oh, no. Annie.

Annie! God, no.

God, please.

Oh, God. No!

No!

Stop!

Stop, please!

Please stop!

Stop! Please!

Stop!

Please! Please stop!

Stop, please!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop.

Please stop. Stop, please.

Stop.

Hey.

Hey.

- Are you okay?

- He's coming. Please.

- He's coming. He's coming.

- No one's coming.

- It's okay.

- He's gonna kill me.

- Please!

- It's okay.

I gotta take you to a hospital.

We're gonna go to a hospital

and everything's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

- Hurry.

- It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

You're all right. You're all right.

It's okay.

Chief.

We got another body

up on Eagle Road.

We got a witness.

She saw a large man carrying a girl

away from a crash.

The state police believe the perp

is barricaded inside of a shack...

...just north of the crash site.

Okay.

Want me to handle it?

- I think maybe you should drive.

- Yes, sir.

People, roll out.

Going to Eagle Road.

Who are you?

You know who I am, Angel.

Now...

...repeat after me:

I love you, Mommy.

I love you, Mommy.

I love you, Mommy.

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