Handsome Harry
- LUTHER, YOU PIRATE.
- HARRY, DID YOU CATCH ANYTHING
THIS WEEKEND?
- YEAH, I CAUGHT HELL.
- OH.
- HARRY, I'M GONNA NEED
SOME DEER MEAT, BUDDY.
- NO PROBLEM.
GOT A FREEZER FULL.
- MORNING, HARRY.
DANCING BY YOURSELF.
- [chuckles]
- NO.
I NEVER REMEMBERED
MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY EITHER.
- OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
HEY.
THERE'S A RUMOR
BESIDES, MURIEL,
I'M A YOUNG MAN.
I'M A TIGER.
- [chuckles]
THAT'S RIGHT.
MY DAD RETIRED,
- WELL, I WON'T DO ANYTHING
PRECIPITOUS.
- BIG WORD
MORNING, HARRY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
BUT I WAS OUT OF TOWN YESTERDAY.
- HE REMEMBERS. MY SON DIDN'T.
DON'T TRY TO.
OKAY, HERE'S THOSE FIGURES
YOU WANTED, HARRY.
THAT IS A SWEET DEAL FOR PAULEY.
- I'M GONNA CHEW ON I A LITTLE BIT MORE, SAM.
CANCER TEN MONTHS AFTER I SELL.
- YOU KNOW, HARRY, ON AVERAGE,
THAN SINGLE MEN.
IT'S A FACT.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PROPOSAL,
DOESN'T IT, SAM?
- IT'S NOT.
IT'S JUST A FACT.
- I HEARD YOU CAN GE THE SAME BENEFITS WITH A CAT.
- OR I COULD MOVE TO COSTA RICA,
GET MYSELF A BEAUTIFUL SENORITA,
DOWN THERE.
"COSTA RICA?"
ANOTHER LEAD SINGER?
ON WEDNESDAY.
- I'LL BE THERE.
WHAT?
- HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TONIGH
BIRTHDAY BLOW JOB?
IT'S A JOKE, HARRY.
- WHAT'D HE SAY, MURIEL?
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HANK.
- MORNING, BOSS.
- ANYBODY CALL?
- UH, DOUG FENTON.
ON A NEW HOUSE.
I TOLD HIM:
- WHAT'D I JUST SAY?
- IT'S A HUGE JOB.
- THEN YOU BETTER NO F*** IT UP.
PROBABLY NOTHING
BUT ANOTHER LIGHTBULB.
THEN I'LL HEAD OU TO DAN PARKER'S PLACE.
YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE ESTIMATE?
- TELL HIM
TAKE MY CHEROKEE.
- OH, HEY.
UH...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
RIGHT?
MRS. SCHROEDER?
- YES?
I'M SMELLING?
- OH, THERE'S NO SURPRISING YOU,
HARRY SWEENEY.
- DID YOU FIND OU WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS?
- OH, YEAH,
YOU HAD A COUPLE OF LOOSE WIRES,
- WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
- I SKIPPED MY BREAKFAS ON PURPOSE.
FOR THE CONCERT,
AND I'M SITTING RIGHT UP FRONT.
- WELL, YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION.
PRETTY THICK, HARRY SWEENEY.
- I COULD ALWAYS
MAKE MRS. WELLS MY INSPIRATION.
DON'T YOU DARE.
- NO?
- NO!
IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, SON.
- LISTEN, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY,
BLEW A HEAD GASKE
- WELL, YOU DID.
- TRYING TO.
YOU HUNGRY?
- I WANT TO TAKE YOU OU TO DINNER.
EARLY DINNER.
- YOU KNOW,
TO FIND A GOOD RESTAURAN AROUND HERE.
ON THE GRILL.
HOW'D THAT BE, HUH?
HUH? HUH?
THAT'D BE GREAT.
- OKAY.
COME ON IN.
- OH, MY GOD.
- SOMETIMES.
HELLO.
- HEY, HARRY SWEENEY?
- YEAH.
- IT'S ME, KELLY.
- WHO?
- THOMAS KELLY.
ELECTRICIAN'S MATE, THIRD CLASS,
USS FORRESTAL.
- JESUS CHRIST.
- THAT'S NICE.
AFTER 32 YEARS,
- IT'S JUS SUCH A DAMN SURPRISE.
HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M DYING.
- OH, SH*T, KELLY.
YEAH.
WELL...
LISTEN.
WE ALMOST...KILLED KAGAN?
I KNOW I'M GOING TO HELL FOR IT.
- F*** YOU.
I'M DYING.
AND I WANT YOU:
SWEENEY.
- LOOK.
WE ALL WILL.
- I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO KAGAN.
I NEED TO HAVE HIM FORGIVE ME.
- I DID.
HE'S IN MIAMI.
- WELL,
WE ALL SUFFERED FOR I IN OUR OWN WAY,
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST FORGIVE YOURSELF
THAT MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
HE'S ONLY HERE
- I AIN'T GONNA MAKE I THROUGH THE WEEKEND.
- YEAH.
OLD NAVY BUDDY.
HE'S DYING.
ABOUT THE NAVY.
THAN YOU HAVE TELEPHONE POLES.
YOU WANT A BEER OR SOME COFFEE?
- I'M GOOD.
HEY, LISTEN.
SO UM...
I THOUGH WE COULD GO FISHING TOMORROW.
DAD.
- SH*T.
LOOK, BOBBY,
TOMORROW NIGHT.
THE NEXT MORNING.
HUH?
HI, ROOM 2531, PLEASE?
HI, IT'S ME, TOMMY.
- OH, SH*T.
THIS IS HARRY.
HARRY SWEENEY.
THANKS FOR COMING.
ALL RIGHT,
JANE.
HANDSOME HARRY.
YOU GOT OLD.
THAT'S RIGHT.
- WELL, I STILL REMEMBER
TO THE BEST-LOOKING WHORE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
- YEAH, WELL,
- THAT'S TRUE.
KAGAN TOOK US TO THE FIVE SPOT?
'CAUSE I NEVER
HEARD JAZZ BEFORE.
- YEAH.
- I TELL YOU, THAT WAS THE MOS BEAUTIFUL F***ING SOUND
I EVER HEARD.
IN FACT,
THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS
I'VE EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE
MISERABLE LIFE.
I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HARRY.
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