Handsome Harry Page #2
- BUT...
ON HIS HAND.
WE WERE ALL SO F***ING WASTED.
OH, HARRY.
PLEASE.
- I WILL.
- YOU PROMISE?
- I PROMISE, TOMMY.
- HEY, HARRY,
DON'T COME F***ING EMPTY-HANDED.
- I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
- OH, I HOPE THERE'S A GOD.
MORE THAN THIS.
- YES, MA'AM.
- HEY.
YOU LOOK HUNGRY.
- WE'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
PATROLLING:
AND IT WAS OUR FIRST NIGH ON PATROL.
TO THIS DAY, THE MOS DELICIOUS MEAL I'VE EVER HAD.
AND THE GIRLS:
YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY NO A PROPER STORY
- DON'T WORRY, MR. SWEENEY.
AND SALUTED:
WITH YOUR NIGHTSTICKS
BETWEEN THEIR LEGS.
OVER THE YEARS.
- SOMETHING'S BEEN EATING A TOMMY EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN HIM.
ALL HE COULD TALK ABOU WAS THAT HE'S GOING TO HELL
IN THE NAVY.
AND ALL I KNOW:
AND THE TWO OF YOU DID SOMETHING
TO THIS MAN, KAGAN.
THAT HE THINKS:
- I DON'T THINK IT'D BE RIGHT,
MA'AM.
- HELLO?
MOM, IT'S THE HOSPITAL.
THANK YOU.
- I, UH...
I'M...
I WISH I--
- OH, YOU...
BOTH JUST...
GO TO HELL.
- MR. SWEENEY!
TRACKED THEM DOWN
ON THE INTERNET.
IT WASN'T THAT HARD, ACTUALLY.
I'M SURE
THEY'RE ALL ON THE EAST COAST.
- HEY, I'LL TELL THEM
ABOUT YOUR DAD.
WAS HAPPY?
- AT TIMES, YEAH.
WELL,
TO MY MOM.
- DAVID?
DINNER IS READY.
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ARE, DAVID?
- A YEOMAN.
- AH.
- HARRY'S AN ELECTRICIAN.
- ELECTRICIAN'S
A SENSIBLE CHOICE.
- DAVID TYPES.
JAZZ PIANIST.
EVEN THE CAPTAIN MADE A REQUEST.
- I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT.
CONTINUE HIS CLASSICAL TRAINING.
WAS A FEATURED SOLOIS
smash!
beep!
- YEAH?
HELLO?
- RHEEMS.
PETER RHEEMS.
- YES.
IT'S HARRY SWEENEY
FROM THE NAVY.
- JESUS H. CHRIST.
SWEENEY!
IT'S BEEN A LONG F***ING TIME.
- OH!
F*** NO.
HAPPY TO HEAR:
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
WHAT'S UP?
- I SAW KELLY.
- KELLY, KELLY.
AH, KELLY!
RIGHT.
TOMMY KELLY!
- YEAH?
WELL, THAT'S LIFE, ISN'T IT?
HEY, LOOK.
WITH A BEAUTIFUL
F***ING GUEST ROOM,
A VIEW, PRIVATE BATH.
ANYWAY,
FROM PHILADELPHIA?
- HEY, BUDDY.
- YEAH, WELL,
- YEAH, F*** YOU TOO.
- [laughs]
- WHERE'S THE F***ING TIME GO,
HUH?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- JESUS.
HEY, HONEY,
HARRY SWEENEY'S HERE.
COME ON OUT.
MY GOD.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
- GOOD THING.
- AND I DON'T THINK
SHE GIVES A F***.
- HI.
- JUDY, HARRY SWEENEY.
- UH, NO.
I--I'M DIVORCED.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
HOW LONG?
- UH, TEN YEARS, GIVE OR TAKE.
- LOOK, GUYS, WHY DON'T WE
FOLLOW ME.
- YOU'RE OUR FIRST GUEST, HARRY.
MY CHRISTMAS CARDS.
- SO KELLY BOUGHT THE FARM, HUH?
GEEZ.
KELLY.
AND YOU?
- STILL A SPARKY, YEAH.
- STILL?
- YEAH.
YOU?
MADE A F***ING FORTUNE.
- GOOD.
GOOD. GOOD.
- SURE.
GO AHEAD.
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE
THE FIRST ONE TO USE THAT TOILE
- OKAY, THANKS, PETE.
snap!
- HARRY.
PETER WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE.
HE WANTED TO GE A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE, HARRY?
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.
- NO.
- HOW LONG?
A LONG TIME.
- HARRY.
- TOUCH ME.
- NO.
NO.
- HARRY, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I NEED TO.
TOUCH--
- SIT DOWN.
- NO.
PLEASE DON'T TELL PETER.
- INITIAL REPORTS
CLAIM ISRAELI JETS--
- I'M SORRY, MR. BARCLAY APPEARS
TO SYMPATHIZE WITH ONE WHO--
- HEY, BUDDY.
YOU WANT A DRINK?
- WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING.
- SINGLE MALT SCOTCH, STRAIGHT.
- FINE.
- SH*T.
- HOW'S YOUR HEALTH?
- A LITTLE ARTHRITIS.
- OH, YOU F***ER.
OF A RETROGRADE EJACULATION?
WHEN I COME,
INTO MY BLADDER.
A $40,000 VASECTOMY THERE.
HEY.
GOD.
IS WITH VIAGRA.
- YOU'RE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR PLUMBING.
WE'RE GETTING OLDER.
IT JUST HAPPENED
SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT IT WOULD.
IN ATHENS?
- LAST YEAR,
AND I'M STANDING THERE
THAT I WAS STANDING
MY BRAIN'S FLIPPING.
ME THEN, ME NOW.
ME THEN, ME NOW.
ME THEN, ME NOW.
AND IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING
IT'S GONE.
WHENEVER I THINK ABOU THAT NIGHT WE GOT KAGAN.
IT'S A LITTLE LATE.
HE WAS A LITTLE LATE, WASN'T HE?
- KAGAN'S IN MIAMI.
- ISN'T THA WHERE ALL THE QUEERS LIVE?
- YOU REMEMBER
WHO CRUSHED KAGAN'S HAND?
IT WASN'T ME.
- YOU SURE?
WE WERE ALL PRETTY SH*T-FACED.
I WAS...
AND...
BLOODY MURDER.
THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER.
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