Handsome Harry Page #3
I DON'T TALK
ABOUT MY F***ING PLUMBING,
AND YOU DON'T TALK
ABOUT F***ING KAGAN.
HOW'S THAT?
ALL RIGHT?
HUH?
PUT IT HERE.
HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.
YOU F*** HEAD.
- HEY, DINNER'S READY.
- ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JUDY, HUH?
- YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.
- YEAH, SHE'S LEAVING ME.
F***.
clink!
- MM.
- MM.
- OH, THAT'S NICE, PETE.
HARRY?
- I DO.
I HAVE A SON.
WORKS IN A BANK.
HE'S MARRIED.
NO KIDS.
RIGHT NOW, I EXPECT.
OH, I'M SURE
- YEAH, UH...
HARRY:
WAS GONNA BE A PRIEST, YOU KNOW.
- OH, MAN.
- A CATHOLIC PRIEST?
HOW INTERESTING.
ALL NIGHT.
GOING TO MASS.
EVERY DAY.
UNBELIEVABLE.
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
- NAH, IT WAS A LOT OF THINGS.
- WELL, WHAT THING?
OH, HARRY.
OH, COME ON.
- OKAY.
OKAY.
ABOARD SHIP.
AND I MADE AN APPOINTMEN TO SEE HIM,
STRONG FEELINGS I'D BEEN HAVING.
TO HIS STATEROOM,
SITTING IN FRONT OF HIS MIRROR
BRUSHING HIS HAIR.
NEVER TURNED AROUND.
JUST SAID, "YEAH?"
BECAUSE HE CARED
- I SAID, "FATHER,
I'M THINKING ABOU BECOMING A PRIEST."
NO SMILE, NO WARMTH.
ON MY ARM.
"ELECTRICIAN'S MATE?"
F***ING TERMITE--EXCUSE ME.
I SAID, "JESUS WAS A CARPENTER."
AND HE GOES,
"I GOT A MEETING
WITH THE CAPTAIN."
PTEW!
- THAT'S A TERRIBLE STORY.
- EH.
- GOD,
IT'S A F***ING AWFUL STORY.
AND I...GUESS I LOST SOMETHING.
WASN'T A BIT SYMPATHETIC.
- NOT SYMPATHETIC.
- OH, REALLY.
- NOPE, NOT ME.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW,
YOU CAME HERE, RIGHT?
PAL.
- BEFORE I...
FOUND OUT HE WAS A SH*T-PACKER.
PETER DOESN'T LIKE HOMOSEXUALS.
- STOP.
IN MY HOUSE.
- YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA TALK ABOU WHOMEVER I PLEASE.
- WHEN HE FOUND OU THAT HIS SON WAS GAY--
- GET AWAY!
TAKE IT EASY.
- YOU'RE JUST A WHORE.
- SIT DOWN.
YOU F***ER.
THAN YOU ARE.
- YOU B*TCH.
- WHORE.
- SIT DOWN.
- YOU DON'T WANT I TO END LIKE THIS.
AND YOU TAKE THAT F***ING WHORE
WITH YOU.
GO ON.
F***.
- SURE.
- I HAVE A DAUGHTER IN BOSTON.
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER DONE
IN THE BEDROOM.
- OH, GOD.
thunk!
- SHH.
DO YOU SING?
WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE:
WELL, YOU KNOW, BEFORE TONIGHT.
- WELL, I DO SING.
- A CAPELLA?
I WAS A PAR OF AN ALL-WOMEN'S OCTET.
- WOW.
- MM.
I REMEMBER.
I DO.
SING TO ME.
- I ONLY DO
ONE PERFORMANCE A NIGHT.
- NO, NO, NO, COME ON.
SING TO ME, PLEASE.
- ALL RIGHT.
MM-HMM.
LET'S SEE.
OKAY.
AFTER YOU'VE GONE
AFTER YOU'VE GONE
THERE'S NO DENYIN'
YOU'LL FEEL BLUE
YOU'LL FEEL SAD
YOU'VE EVER HAD
COME ON, JOIN ME.
both:
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHEROH, BABY
THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AFTER I'VE GONE
AFTER I'VE GONE AWAY
- DA-DA DA-DA, DA-DA
- BEE-BEE-BOP-BA-DU
ONE MORE TIME:
AFTER I'VE GONE
- CHEE-CHA!
THAT WAS GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
UH...
- HARRY,
- DEPENDS ON
WHAT SIDE OF THE BED YOU WANT.
- OH.
- COME HERE.
TO SUCH HAPPINESS.
- VISITING?
- PASSING THROUGH.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN OVER 30 YEARS.
- I'M 29.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- HOW COME
YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT?
ABOUT VISITING HIM?
- I'M AFRAID
TO HOLD A PUNCH.
WHAT'D HE DO?
- NOTHING.
DID NOTHING.
- I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THAT I GIVE A SHI WHAT YOU THINK?
SUCH A F***ING COWARD.
- I'M REPRESENTING REASON
OF THE COSMOS:
IN POPULARIZING THAT TERM
WHICH SUGGESTED PERSONALITY
AND WILL.
ANAXAGORAS:
OF ARISTOTELIAN PHILOSOPHY
IN GREECE:
CAN I HELP YOU?
- UH, PROFESSOR WILLIAM PORTER?
- YES.
- I'M HARRY SWEENEY.
- WHO?
- WE WERE IN THE NAVY TOGETHER.
- UH, I'M AFRAID
I HAVE NEVER SERVED IN THE NAVY
OF THE MILITARY.
IN FACT,
- DO YOU REMEMBER DAVID KAGAN?
THE TRUTH.
PROFESSOR PORTER ACTUALLY
HE BELIEVED:
MIGHT EVEN BECOME GREA BECAUSE OF IT.
- ALL RIGHT,
NOW LEAVE.
HOW'D THAT BE, HUH?
smack!
- OH, MY GOD.
- GET OUT.
UGH.
WHAT?
- 20 MINUTES.
REMEMBER HIM?
BY DAVID KAGAN BEFORE HE DIED,
- I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHA YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THAT NIGHT.
- I DON'T MAKE A HABI OF REVISITING THOSE YEARS.
AND I'LL DISAPPEAR.
YOU'LL NEVER
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