Handsome Harry Page #5

- HE LOOKS GREAT.

- HEY, MYSTERY MAN,

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

YOU TAKE OFF ON THE KAYAK?

- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

- OH, IF YOU'VE

GOT A SECRET LIFE, HARRY,

WE GOT A RIGHT TO KNOW.

- HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?

- WE AIN'T GOT NO SECRETS

FROM YOU.

- WELL, I GOT SECRETS FROM YOU.

- MORNING, MURIEL.

- HARRY.

- MURIEL'S BEEN WORRIED

ABOUT YOU.

- I HAVE NOT.

- I THINK SHE THOUGHT YOU MIGH HAVE GOT HURT IN THOSE WOODS.

- MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEBODY

WORRY ABOUT ME.

- IT WON'T BE ME.

- GOT TO GET YOURSELF

A CELL PHONE, HARRY.

POOR PAULEY WAS WORRIED SICK.

HE WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS.

I TOLD HIM:

TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER DAY.

- JESUS CHRIST!

- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU

TO JUST UP AND LEAVE.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY

THE DOUBLE INDEMNITY INSURANCE

IN CASE:

I GET ACCIDENTALLY KILLED.

- THOUGHT DID CROSS MY MIND.

YOU MISSED REHEARSAL.

YOU ONLY GOT ANOTHER ONE

BEFORE THE CONCERT.

I CAN'T HAVE A QUARTE WITH THREE GUYS.

- I'LL BE THERE.

- YOU BETTER BE.

HERE'S TWO TICKETS

TO THE LIONS CLUB

DINNER DANCE TONIGHT.

I GOT TO RUN.

LISTEN.

YOU GIVE ANY MORE THOUGH

TO THAT PROPOSAL

I DREW UP FOR YOU?

- YEAH.

PAULEY CAN HAVE IT.

- OKAY.

- NOW ALL YOU GOT TO DO

IS FIGURE OU:

WHAT TO DO:

WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

- MURIEL,

YOU WANT TWO TICKETS

TO THE LIONS SHINDIG?

- NO, THANKS.

MURIEL?

- YES?

- HOW ABOUT YOU GO WITH ME?

- DON'T YOU GUYS SAY A WORD.

- PICK YOU UP AT 7:00?

- SURE.

WHY NOT?

- WE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU,

HARRY.

- DON'T EVEN TRY, BABY.

- MORNING, PAULEY.

I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.

- IT'S NOT FUNNY, HARRY.

I THOUGH SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU.

- EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL?

- YEAH.

FENTON SAID MY ESTIMATE

WAS TOO HIGH.

- AND?

- I SAID

THAT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

- GOOD FOR YOU.

- OH, AND THEN HE'S LIKE, UH,

"OH, I WAS JUST TESTING YOU,"

AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I SAID, "YEAH, WHATEVER."

WE GOT THE JOB.

- YOU WANT TO STAY IN BUSINESS,

YOU GOT TO GET YOUR PRICE.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA--

YOU'RE GONNA SELL ME THE PLACE?

- WELL, IF YOU AGREE

TO THE TERMS THAT SAM DREW UP.

I THINK THEY'RE FAIR

TO BOTH OF US.

- THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY

OF MY LIFE.

- OKAY.

LOOK AT THIS.

- OH, A FEW YEARS AGO, HUH?

- EH.

- WHAT ARE THOSE?

- UH, THAT IS FOR GOOD CONDUCT.

I THINK THAT'S NATO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ONE IS.

- SEE SOME ACTION?

- FIRED NO SHOTS IN ANGER,

NONE WERE FIRED AT ME,

AND I WAS:

EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED.

- OH.

IS THAT YOU?

SECOND FROM THE RIGHT?

- YEP.

- YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING,

HARRY.

- GIVE ME THAT.

- I MEAN--

- PAULEY,

I WANT YOU:

TO TAKE THIS WHOLE BAG

TO THE DUMP YOUR NEXT TRIP.

- TO THE DUMP?

MAYBE YOUR SON:

WOULD WANT SOME OF THIS STUFF.

- THE DUMP, PAULEY.

EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE PLACE

IS YOURS.

- THE CANOE?

- EVERYTHING.

- THE SNOWMOBILE?

- "EVERYTHING" MEANS EVERYTHING.

IT'S A LONG LIFE, PAULEY.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME TOYS

TO GET THROUGH IT.

- THEN WHY YOU ALWAYS SAYING

LIFE IS SHORT?

- SOME DAYS IT'S LONG.

SOME DAYS IT'S SHORT.

- GOOD.

- HELLO?

- HELLO, BOBBY.

IT'S DAD.

SO YOU MADE IT HOME ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH.

FINE.

- TRACY TOLD YOU I CALLED

A COUPLE TIMES?

- YEAH.

- LISTEN, I--MY FRIEND...

PASSED AWAY.

ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER,

AND I ENDED UP IN MIAMI.

I...JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

HOW BAD I FEEL ABOUT...

SKIPPING OUT THAT NIGHT.

- LISTEN, I'M REALLY

IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

RIGHT NOW, DAD.

UM...

- RIGHT, WELL, NO, I JUST--

I JUST WANTED TO RUN THIS ONE

CRAZY IDEA BY YOU.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL

IF I WAS TO, UH...

MOVE TO YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS?

- WHAT?

- IF I WAS TO MOVE TO CHICAGO.

I MEAN, I WOULDN'T, UH...

I WOULDN'T WANT TO

COME LIVE WITH YOU GUYS.

I'D GET A CONDO OR SOMETHING.

AND THEN WHEN:

YOU WERE HAVING BABIES, I--

- I DON'T REALLY THINK

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

I'M HAVING SOME PROBLEMS

WITH TRACY,

AND I DON'T KNOW

HOW LONG I'M GONNA STAY HERE.

MY BOSS IS REALLY GETTING ON ME,

AND I--

IT'S JUST NOT SOMETHING

YOU SHOULD COMMIT TO RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH, NO, NO, IT WAS JUST A--

IT WAS JUST A WILD IDEA

I THOUGHT I'D TRY IT ON YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

- I GOT TO GO, DAD.

- I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.

click!

DID YOU KNOW:

THAT I WAS A WAR HERO, DARLING?

NO.

- YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED?

WARS ARE STUPID.

- DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT?

- IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH

OF A BRAIN TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

- YOU'D BE SURPRISED

HOW STUPID A MAN CAN BE, MURIEL.

- YOU DON'T SEEM STUPID, HARRY.

- DUMB AS MUD.

- WE HAD A RAINY DAY

I'M IN A

SNAKE-BACK SITUATION

- MURIEL, I'M SORRY

TO HAVE BEEN BEEN SO PRISSY

ABOUT YOUR OFFER

OF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

- OH, IT'S OKAY.

- MAYBE WE COULD

JUST BE FRIENDS FOR A WHILE.

DINNER, MOVIE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

- I'D LIKE THAT.

- GREAT.

- DO YOU DANCE?

- I'M OKAY.

- YOU WANT TO SHOW ME

HOW GOOD YOU ARE?

- I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.

OH:

THIS LOVE:

GONNA MAKE WAY:

AND NOBODY:

GONNA TAKE THE BLAME

DON'T TELL ME

HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

WHEN YOU:

NEVER FELT THE PAIN

OH:

OH:

OH:

OOH:

- OH, OH, OH

- COME ON, BABE

- OOH

- OH, OH, OH

- THEY DON'T HEAR ME CRYING

OOH:

- OH, OH, OH

- THEY DON'T HEAR ME TRYING

OOH:

- OH, OH, OH

- THEY DON'T HEAR ME CRYING

FOR WHAT:

I GOTTA DO:

YEAH, BABE

ALL RIGHT:

- WHO WERE YOU DANCING WITH?

WAS IT YOUR WIFE?

- NO, MURIEL.

JUST A MEMORY, I--

- WOULD YOU TAKE ME HOME?

I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.

- WHOA

BURNING UP IN FLAMES

YEAH, BURNING UP

NOBODY:

WANT TO TAKE THE BLAME

WANT TO TAKE THE

- IT'S THE WAY

- REMEMBER THE SECOND VERSE

WHEN I COME OUT.

WHEN I STAND UP,

JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS--

- YOU'VE GOT TO

men:
DOO

- GIVE A LITTLE

men:
DO-WE-OOH

- TAKE A LITTLE

men:
DOO-OOH

- AND LET YOUR POOR HEART

BREAK A LITTLE:

men:
DOO

- THAT'S THE STORY OF

THAT'S THE GLORY OF LOVE

all:
GLORY OF LOVE

- AS LONG

men:
SHOO-BE-DOO-WOP

- AS THERE'S THE TWO OF US

WE'VE GOT THIS WORLD

AND ALL OF ITS CHARMS

AND WHEN THE WORLD

IS THROUGH WITH US

WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHER'S ARMS

- YOU'VE GOT TO WIN A LITTLE

men:
DOO-WEE-OOH

- LOSE A LITTLE

AND ALWAYS:

HAVE THE BLUES A LITTLE

THAT'S THE STORY OF

men:
DOO-WEE-OOH

- THAT'S THE GLORY OF LOVE

all:
GLORY OF LOVE

- AND THAT'S

men:
THE STORY OF

- THAT'S

men:
THE GLORY OF

LOVE:

- THE GLORY OF LOVE

- GOOD JOB.

- YOU BET.

- FANTASTIC.

SOUNDED GREAT.

GREAT JOB.

SOUNDED WONDERFUL.

WONDERFUL.

HARRY, GREAT JOB.

YOU COMING FOR A BEER?

- UH, YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

- UH-HUH.

TELL MURIEL I SAID HI.

- OKAY.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU, DAVID.

- YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,

HARRY.

I GOT YOUR NOTE.

- I WAS TOLD

YOU'D BE AWAY FOR A WHILE.

- OR YOU WOULD HAVE

CAMPED OUT ON MY DOORSTEP?

- I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.

- I HOPE YOU HAVE TIME

FOR A BITE TO EAT.

- MY TREAT?

- NOPE.

NEXT TIME.

AND WE HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME.

I'VE GOT A FLIGH THAT LEAVES ALBANY AT MIDNIGHT.

- AH.

OH, MY.

HOW'D YOU FIND ME?

- OH, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN...

WHERE YOU WERE.

I HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE.

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