Hannah Montana: The Movie Page #3

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- What's with the rat?

Ferret. Harlow.

- Good to be home.

- Yeah.

Got any plates for me?

Do me a favor. Introduce

yourself to Lorelai over there.

She's new and a little shy.

You ain't up to your

matchmaking again, are you?

- Me? Never.

- That's right.

Then I reckon it would be a shame

for anybody to feel left out.

- Uh-huh.

- Excuse me. Got anything for me?

I don't know.

Are you sure you can handle it?

You'd be amazed at what I can handle.

I don't believe we've met.

I'm Robby Ray.

- Oh!

- Ha!

Told you you'd be amazed.

Yahh!

I got it. It's not that bad,

ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, Lord!

- Howdy!

- Oh, no.

Oh!

Whee doggies!

Great news, everybody.

Elvis is alive and well.

I keep thinking

I should change the wallpaper,

but your mom picked this out

when she was about your age.

I like it.

You used to like a lot of things

about coming to see me.

- Grandma...

- It's OK.

I know it's not personal.

- I just miss my Miley.

- Why does everyone keep saying that?

Maybe you should be

asking yourself that question.

Caterpillar in a tree

How you wonder who you'll be

Can't go far

But you can always dream

Your daddy used to

say that to you every night.

Not so much anymore.

Miley! Rise and shine!

Commence Operation

Save Hannah Montana.

Morning! Sleep well?

I've been up for hours.

How about I go feed the chickens

and grab some eggs?

Like I always say, ain't nothin' better

than farm-fresh eggs for breakfast!

Who in the Sam Heck was that?

Here, chick-chick-chick-chick.

Get away from...

Ahh!

How long you think before she

figures out to put down the bucket?

Oh, I'm gonna...

All right. Here we go,

one farm-fresh egg.

- Y'all couldn't wait?

- Darling, we waited,

but eventually we had to get on

with the rest of our lives.

Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee.

I'm taking you to the farmers' market.

Yay.

Oh, Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing.

And my truck is making a noise

you just don't want to hear.

I'm on it.

If you need any help,

talk to the foreman.

Might be down by the vegetable patch.

Gotcha.

But don't go squashing my squashes.

They're prizewinners.

Looks like you beat me to it.

Lorelai?

Uh, Ruby didn't... You're the foreman?

- That would be me.

- So that means you're living here, too?

You're good at this.

That's me, right over there.

I was looking for a fresh start,

and I guess Ruby thought

that both me and the farm could

use some looking after, so...

She does like putting things together,

that's for sure.

Lorelai. The foreman.

I'll be dang.

All right, you guys.

I'd like to introduce

you all to Tammy Wynette.

She is the fastest two-legged

animal in the world.

She can't fly, she can't swim,

but she sure can...

...bite. Be careful.

We talked about this.

Unless you want to see ostrich burgers

on the menu at the snack bar...

I'll take it from here.

Go feed Miss Pearl.

No, I hate Miss Pearl.

All right, kids.

Who wants to see a real live...

...alligator?

Let go!

Help!

Ah!

What's with the giant udder?

That is something you

don't see in Beverly Hills.

Old Man Crowley died

and left the town the meadows,

pretty much everything you can see.

But we don't exactly

have enough for the taxes,

so I've been helping organize

a fundraiser or two.

It's just awful.

Developers circling like vultures.

Talking about putting up

apartment buildings. Shopping malls.

A mall? Really?

If they have their way,

there won't be any open land left.

Hey, Ruby. How'd you like one of those,

young lady?

- Thank you.

- Come on, Miley.

- Would there be a Bloomie's?

- We've got work to do.

Sorry.

- You're looking at the future.

- Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

I swear, everything

about that man irks me.

- Morning, Miss Ruby.

- Morning.

See you got your

granddaughter with you.

- Yeah, sure do.

- Ain't she grown some.

Amazing what a little

food and water will do.

Nice chatting.

When we finish, maybe you

and I can do a little shopping.

In there? No, thanks. I'm good.

Look, missy. You may be

Hannah Montana back home,

but here we're

britches and boots. And...

...if that ain't good enough for you,

maybe you should just pack up and git.

You might be fooling your daddy,

but you sure as heck ain't fooling me.

Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you,

but... I just think you should

consider yourself lucky that,

for the time being, you have

a place like this to call home.

I do.

And I'm sorry.

I know you are.

Come on!

- Right here?

- Yeah.

Now... slice up

this watermelon for samples.

You're looking at the future

of Crowley Meadows.

I'm going to take this mood

of mine and put it to good use.

Free samples! Here you go, girls.

Ruby, you can have as many

fundraisers as you want,

but you are not going to stop progress.

Turning Mills Pond into a landfill

is not what I call progress.

Well, obviously...

I'll be right back.

- Morning.

- Morning.

Um, do you know this girl?

Sure, Hannah Montana.

I don't live under a rock.

No, obviously not. No, no.

- You wanna try something?

- A bit of that.

OK.

That's very nice. That's delicious.

- Uh, I'll be right back.

- Maybe she used a different name.

- I don't think so.

- Somebody must know where she lives.

- No. I got to go.

- OK. Thank you!

- Miley, help me get this...

- Get up.

Help him up now.

Let's get him out of here.

Help me with this poor man.

Are you OK?

- I'm terribly, terribly sorry.

- Honey, you are so forgiven.

You're too kind. No, really.

You're about the same age.

You know this Hannah Montana?

Hannah Montana! Who don't know

Hannah Montana? She's famous.

She's telling everyone she's

from this little patch of nowhere,

but no one's ever seen her.

I seen her, saw her,

know her, knew her.

- You're the first one.

- I know all the Montanas-es.

Do you know where I could find them?

Sure. You go about five miles south

of town, turn right at the first crick.

- Left at the second crook.

- There you are.

- There you are.

- Oh.

- So thank you. Thank you.

- Yeah. Sure.

- Take care.

- Yeah. Thank you.

Hello?

Hello, anybody home?

- What?

- A better question would be "where?"

As in "where's my story?"

Sorry, love. Two seconds.

- Hello?

- Daddy, where are you? You didn't call.

Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working.

I'll call you back in two seconds.

Hurry. It's nearly lights out.

Sorry, Lucinda. Don't worry. I guarantee

this Hannah Montana story is...

Hannah Montana!

I can't believe it! Dad!

I'm glad we called you.

I don't believe this!

Have you met her yet?

Not now, girls!

- Please get us her autograph!

- I'm going to faint!

Who's that?

What's all that screaming?

- Darlings, I'll call you back.

- Daddy, Daddy, make sure you do!

- Sorry. You were saying?

- Ozzie, I want the dirt!

Trust me, I'm all over it.

Oh.

Oh, I messed up. Um...

Oh...

Um, I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going.

Don't worry about it. I was goofing off.

I think it's great you're

still doing that singing thing.

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