Hannah Montana: The Movie Page #4

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Singing thing?

What singing thing?

Come on. Everyone knows

that's all you ever wanted to do.

And... you actually got a nice voice.

Thanks. I've heard that.

What did you think of the song?

I wrote it.

- Song?

- Yeah, that thing I was just singing?

Did I mention I wrote it?

And it seems like you got most

of the notes right. So way to go, Miley.

"Most"?

- So why didn't you like it?

- Jeez, I didn't say I didn't like it.

You sure didn't say you did.

- It's not bad. It just wasn't...

- Good.

About anything.

Doesn't tell me anything about

who you are or what you feel.

- You know what I'm feeling now?

- I've got an idea.

And sorry, but you asked.

Why are you bothering with this anyway?

Starting up an egg business.

Me and Ruby struck a deal.

I rebuild the coop,

I get to sell the eggs.

It's a lot of rebuilding.

Hey, you got to

start somewhere, right?

Life's a climb, but the view is great.

That's all you want to do,

is sell eggs in Crowley Corners?

- Where else am I going to?

- That's not what I meant.

I know what you meant.

You don't get this place, do you?

Ow. Ow.

- Come on. Saddle up.

- Where are we going?

To show you... what you're missing.

Ow.

- You're next!

- No way! No!

Whoa, whoa! Whoo! Whoo!

Yes! We got it!

Ha!

It's cold!

We should get going. We don't

want to be late for the fundraiser.

Whoo-hoo! Good job, Daddy!

Robby Ray Stewart, everybody.

Good to have you back, sir.

- You were so great up there.

- Thank you, honey.

What is the matter with him?

He's dated before.

Maybe it's starting to mean

something again.

We're going to slow it down

for this next song, if that's all right.

- What?

- She likes you. You like her.

Why do you have to make

everything so complicated?

Miley, you just wouldn't unders...

- How do you know she likes me?

- Because she'd be crazy if she didn't.

You got a good point there.

I saw Lorelai go out back. Maybe

you can go help her with the empties.

I could try.

Miley? Would you like to dance?

Sorry about that back there.

This trip was always supposed to be

about Miley. Not really about me.

Ever think the two might be related?

You're right. Our family's

closer than most, more...

Secretive? I've noticed.

So how's she doing?

I have a feeling she...

We are gonna be just fine.

Ah!

Thank you.

Miley, it's open mike night.

You should give it a try.

No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad...

- Come on. It's all about having fun.

- No. No.

- Travis!

- Looks like we got ourselves a taker.

All right, um...

If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna add

a little hip-hop to this hoedown.

Yeah!

All right, banjo, I'm gonna

need you to come on up here.

And where are my girls at?

Come on up.

All right. Here we go.

Boom boom clap

boom de clap de clap.

Boom boom clap

boom de clap de clap.

Boom boom clap

boom de clap de clap.

Boom boom clap.

# Whoa, oh, oh

Here we go!

Boom boom clap

boom de clap de clap.

# Whoa, oh, oh

# Whoa, oh, oh

# One, two, three

# Everybody, come on off your seats

# I'm gonna tell you about a beat

that's gonna make you move your feet

# I'll give the barbecue show

and tell you how to move

# If you're five or 82

this is something you can do

# Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it

countrify then hip-hop it

# Put your hawk in the sky

and move side to side

# Jump to the left, stick it, glide

You got it. Come on.

OK, one more time.

# Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it

countrify then hip-hop it

# Put your hawk in the sky

and move side to side

# Jump to the left, stick it, glide

# Zigzag across the floor

shuffle in diagonal

# When the drum hits, hands on your hips

# One-footed 180 twist

and then a zigzag, step, slide

# Lean it left, clap three times

# Shake it out head to toe, throw it

all together, that's how we roll

- # Do the hoedown

- # Hoedown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Hoedown

# Throw it all together

That's how we roll

Come on. Here we go.

# Zigzag across the floor

shuffle in diagonal

# When the drum hits, hands on your hips

# One-footed 180 twist

and then a zigzag, step, slide

# Lean it left, clap three times

# Shake it out head to toe, throw it

all together, that's how we roll

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

# Throw it all together

That's how we roll

# A- boom de clap de clap

Boom boom clap

Come on. Here we go.

# Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it

countrify then hip-hop it

# Put your hawk in the sky

and move side to side

# Jump to the left, stick it, glide

# Zigzag across the floor

shuffle in diagonal

# When the drum hits, hands on your hips

# One-footed 180 twist

# And then a zigzag step, slide

lean it left, clap three times

# Shake it out head to toe

# Throw it all together

That's how we roll

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

- # Do the hoedown

- # Throwdown

# Throw it all together

That's how we roll #

Our very own Miley Stewart, people.

You got a lot of nerve coming in here.

I'm sorry. I thought this was

a community event.

Community. You wouldn't

even know what that word means.

Well, I know that your idea

of it is a thing of the past.

How much y'all raise tonight?

A thousand dollars?

Two thousand dollars?

Whatever it is, I'll double it.

We don't want your money.

At the end of the day

it ain't gonna matter.

You can have a hundred of these,

you ain't gonna raise the money

it's gonna take to save the Meadows,

not unless The Beatles show up

for a benefit concert.

Oh, wait. Small problem.

The sooner y'all accept the inevitable,

the sooner we...

Miley knows Hannah Montana.

- Who's that?

- She saved her life surfing.

They're best friends.

She could help us out, right?

Throw a concert.

That would raise a ton of money.

Yeah! Yeah! Do it. Yeah. Call her.

- Yeah.

- Uh...

I guess I could give her a call.

Hannah Montana knows Miley?

Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana!

I love you, Hannah!

Oh, my gosh. She's here.

I didn't think she'd actually come.

Thank you! Thank you, thank you,

thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you.

So rustic.

- I love it, Miley.

- Thanks.

This whole "pop star saves hometown"

angle is genius.

Not so genius that I forgive you

for ditching me in New York

and almost costing me my job,

but genius nevertheless.

So you must be Granny.

Adorable. Oh, look at this place.

It's just so, um... And, uh...

- It always smell like this?

- Pretty much.

Excuse me.

I am so sorry. You are

the best friend I have ever had.

When I thought

you weren't gonna talk to me,

- that I might lose you forever...

- Couldn't lose me if you wanted to.

Good, because I don't want to.

And... sorry about

talking to that reporter guy.

What? Lilly, you're the one that talked

to the reporter? How could you?

I thought this was one of those

"you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments.

It is, and I am. And I swear Hannah'll

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