Hannah Montana: The Movie Page #5

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never come between us again.

OK.

- Miley?

- Yeah?

Could I come in

and talk to you and Hannah?

- You be Hannah.

- No, you're Hannah.

- I can't. No, you be Hannah. Stop it.

- Miley?

It's kind of important.

- No.

- Back.

Stop doing this.

Stop!

Come in.

I'm so sorry. I didn't realize...

No worries. This is just

a little de-stressing.

It helps with Hannah's jet lag.

Jet lag? But California's

only two hours...

Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east,

so... she gains time.

She sometimes has to go

the long way around.

She's actually getting younger.

- Did you want something?

- Uh, yeah.

Hi, Hannah.

I'm Lorelai. And we are just

all so grateful that you're here.

Oh, well...

Foot massage.

Very L.A.

- Miley, you up there?

- He doesn't know.

That Hannah's here.

He is going to be so excited.

- Let me tell him.

- I'll take over.

No. Hannah considers me

her personal, you know...

There's these things that... Fine.

Hey, but no talking.

Mmm-hmmm.

So the mayor wants to throw this

big bash in your honor this evening.

And I've had lobsters flown in

and everything just for you.

I hope they don't get too jet-lagged.

Anyway...

Dad!

- Dad, what are you doing?

- Fixing your grandma's gutter.

Hold the ladder for me.

And don't squish the squashes.

Please come down.

It's an emergency. I need you now.

- Is that a yes?

- Mm-hm.

Oh!

Oh, that's fantastic. Wow.

What is Lorelai doing

rubbing Hannah's feet?

- Technically, they're Lilly's.

- Stay.

Dad. Dad, we're all set.

I talked to Derrick, and...

- What's with him?

- Shh. Come here.

Hey. Lorelai.

- Why don't you let Hannah rest...

- Shh, I think she's asleep.

Poor thing. Jet lag.

She only flies west to east.

What? That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard in my life.

Some kind of celebrity thing.

But she said yes.

She's coming to the mayor's dinner.

It was my job to get her there,

and she is coming.

- Great.

- You're going, right?

I don't know.

Is this you asking?

Yeah. I think it might be.

Then this is me accepting.

- I think they're gonna kiss.

- Yes!

Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy!

Whoo!

Certainly is getting hot in here.

I think I'll open up the window.

I don't want her

to sleep in a stuffy room.

Daddy, Daddy.

Oh, Jackson!

Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder.

Are you all right?

Let me help you.

I'm OK. I'm OK.

Mmm.

These taste... healthy.

What's in them?

Squash.

Ooh. I want a cowboy.

Sorry. That one's taken.

- Really?

- Yeah.

No.

Maybe. I don't know. It looks like

we're going to be just friends.

But he hasn't met Hannah yet.

Come on.

So, Ha...

Ha...

Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana!

Oh, hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you.

I'm Travis. Thanks for coming.

Yeah, happy to help.

This is Lilly. She's my assistant.

Executive assistant.

Welcome to Crowley Corners.

It sure would be nice to have

someone to... show us around.

- Real smooth.

- What?

Look, I really don't think

I'm your guy. But nice to meet you.

No, go. Go!

So... putting up a satellite dish.

It's a birdbath.

I knew that.

Lilly, could you go find

the owner of this fine house

and run them through my dietary needs?

Go. Assist.

OK.

So, you and Miley are pretty close, huh?

You have no idea.

You don't have to answer

if you think this is too personal,

but you think she'd go out

with me if I asked?

You want to go out with Miley?

No, you'd be a real prize.

Don't get me wrong, but...

But Miley...

I can't help but smile

when I'm around her.

I think about her all the time. And I...

You should go ask her out.

- Really?

- Mm-hm.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going

to do that right now.

No, no. No. Excuse me.

You can't go in there.

She's not home. Miley! She's not home.

She said something about going

to the barn and brushing Blue Jeans.

You should go ask her there.

Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye.

Go!

- Slow down, hot stuff.

- Got to go. Got to go. Got to go.

Miley?

Miley! Miley, are you...?

Hey, slacker.

Uh, hey.

I was just talking

to your friend, Hannah.

Actually, we were talking about you.

Oh, really. Was there

something you wanted to say

or ask me or talk to me about?

Well, I know you're going home soon.

Yeah, I am. That's right,

Travis, keep going.

Um, well...

I was wondering if maybe you would like

to go to dinner with me this evening.

OK. Sure.

I don't think I have

any other plans, so sounds good.

- Cool.

- Cool.

Cool.

Now you're talking.

Oh, that is the one.

Yeah, it would be,

but she's not going.

What do you mean I can't go?

You're the one that promised

Lorelai that Hannah

would be the guest of honor at

the mayor's lobster hoo-hah tonight.

- Actually, Lilly did.

- Actually, Hannah did.

But I promised Travis.

You know what?

Then I'll just leave it up to you.

You do whatever you think is right.

But...

It's Hannah Montana!

Can I have your autograph,

Hannah Montana?

Smile.

- Yeah!

- Perfect.

Where's Miley?

She should be here by now.

Hon, she's got

East Coast-West Nile disease.

- That sucker's traveling.

- Yeah.

If everybody could please

take their seats.

- Yes, be seated, everybody.

- Find their place card there.

And let me just say that, honestly,

to have someone of your talents,

well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will,

your offer of a concert tomorrow to save

Crowley Meadows from such a sad fate,

well, our humble little corner

of the world can't thank you enough.

And if there's ever anything that myself

or the good people of

Crowley Corners can do for you,

anything you need,

all you have to do is...

Where did she go?

Need. I just need to check on my fans.

Hannah, Hannah...

See? But what I really need

is I need to go to the bathroom.

I need to go. Lilly,

come with me. Right now!

Makeup, clothes, it's all in there. Go.

- I'll be right back. Cover for me.

- OK.

Hey.

- Sorry I'm late.

- You're not late. I was early.

- I got you these.

- Thank you.

You do know you only have one earring?

Trendy L.A. Thing.

- I guess you're going back there soon?

- Mm-hm. Yeah.

Uh...

- I'm going to go ahead and jump.

- Please jump.

- Well, Miley...

- Uh-huh.

Before you leave...

...I just...

I really want you to know

how I feel about you.

Mm-hm.

Um...

Is everything all right?

I really should take this. I'm sorry,

it will just be a second. I swear.

I'll probably get better

reception in the back.

I got two bars. Three bars.

Four bars!

Hannah.

Hannah. Hannah. Hannah.

Huh!

Now that our guest of honor

has returned, dig in!

That's a heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it?

Oh!

So, Hannah, you must have

a lot of wonderful stories to tell.

Not really.

I mean there are just so many.

But I don't want this evening

to be all about me.

I mean, everybody's stories

are important, right, Jackson?

- Huh?

- You just started college.

- Tell us about your classes.

- Yeah, my classes. Uh...

I really like...

I think my favorite part is...

Dad, that your little boy

is growing up into a man.

Oh!

Oops, dropped my napkin.

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