Happy, Texas Page #7
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 98 min
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don't like us, then screw 'em.
These girls here, they're...
they're talented, they're pretty...
and if if those judges
say anything different
then I hope that on Judgement Day, you
put their asses through a meat grinder.
Amen.
Amen!
Amen.
It's show time, folks!
Let's go.
Good luck. Break a leg. Not really.
All right.
Break an egg.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Straight from
the big bend of Texas...
your nominees for
Little Miss Fresh Squeezed!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
All right!
Welcome to Happy
where we are more than happy
to be hosting...
the 18th Annual
Little Miss Fresh Squeezed...
Preteen Talent Competition.
97 girls from 13 communities...
competing for a chance
to represent their hometown...
at the state pageant
in Dallas next month.
What's going on?
No matter what, remember, 3:45!
Speak.
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine, let it shine
let it shine
How ya doin'?
That's why... I have good news.
The Del Rio girls
they haven't shown up
go on stage early.
go back to my place.
That would be... What?
I thought we'd go back to my place.
Wait. Happy girls aren't supposed
to go on till quarter to 4:00.
Well, 15 minutes early.
David. David.
No. David.
Hi ho.
You know
this reminds me of a story.
Well, I'll be dipped.
Hey, Alton. Get yourself a map
and get your best body armour.
Yes, sir.
We have been invited to a party.
Call the local boy. Tell him what's up.
Way out west
Old Dan Tucker
Popped some corn
Old Dan Tucker
Let's go!
I am in the middle of a song here.
Our plans have been changed.
Hey, come on!
Please trust me.
Get us a car.
to introduce to you the Happy girls!
What the hell are we doin' here?
The alarm is in Chappy's office.
Okay.
Enough. I consider
the bank robbed, town safe.
It's time to go.
Where are they?
Who?
Texas Marshals.
You saw Texas Marshals
out there?
No.
Aw, Jesus, you scared me.
For a minute there
I thought we were in trouble.
They should be here by now.
No, see now
if they responded to alarms
which they don't...
I called them.
Jesus on a crutch! What the...
I couldn't let him have Joe's bank.
I can't let Bob do that.
They're here. I think it's time to go.
Thank you.
No.
Joe! Don't!
Joe!
No, you gotta hit
Farm Market Road 2448. South to Happy.
Great oogly moogly.
What is goin' on now?
Look who's here, mija.
Joe.
He's talkin' to you.
Steven...
That's enough.
I put four of them inside.
Let's assume the woman
is a civilian.
You let me know when one of
you boys got a clear shot.
You know what I
don't figure, goat boy?
Either you're here for the cut...
in which case
I'd just as soon shoot you
or maybe you've come
for mi novia here.
You don't have to hurt her, Bob.
Hurting her is not part of the deal.
Now, you stand real still.
You hold this.
I'm gonna have to ask you for your gun.
Gun?
Amateurs.
Got an unidentified on the street.
Did anybody get ahold of the local?
Bob, we had a deal.
You take the money.
But I'm warnin' you, that's all
you're takin' out of here.
You're warning me?
You are one dumb peon.
Shots fired!
Shots fired! Get him!
Will you tell your boy to cease fire
before he kills us all.
Cease fire! Cease fire!
Sir, we got us an officer in there.
What are we gonna do?
Admire him, son.
That is one big dicked cop.
Officer down!
Holy hell!
Somebody kill me
one of them bastards!
Come on, lover!
Oh, Jesus!
Well, here's a surprise.
You all right?
Don't you worry about me.
I've been hurt worse today.
Aw, Chappy.
Chappy.
I want you to know
I'm not tryin' to rob the bank.
That's good to know. I'd hate to think I
got shot tryin' to stop a bank robbery.
You gonna be okay?
I think I can take him.
I'm a bit confused.
I love small towns.
Get in!
Damn!
What now?
Hit the brakes!
You stay here with the local.
He's shooting! Turn!
Hey! Jesus on a cracker!
We are in pursuit
of a late model tow truck...
pullin' an early model
recreational vehicle.
We're travellin' east
on Farm Road.
Farm Road. Farm Road. Uh...
1832, but you don't
wanna go that way.
1832 makes a big, lazy loop east.
Instead, you fellas ought
to take 2886 south
and I'll head 'em to you.
I'm gonna try to get up there.
Ely, you still workin'
that east parcel?
Hey, Chappy.
I need a favour.
You mind drivin'?
I'm feelin' a little lightheaded.
Look, shooting them is not gonna
make this truck go any faster.
But dumpin' them will.
Now, I want you to take the wheel.
Joe!
Steven!
What are you doing?
Trying to save you!
Well, cut it out!
I'm tryin' to save you!
If I don't kill you first.
Tractor!
Watch it!
Go! Go! Go!
Oh, beautiful.
Cops everywhere.
Pull in there.
Oh, no. Not the pageant.
Out!
So there!
Hey! The light is green!
Oh! Hey! Ha!
Adios, amigo.
You all right?
He hurt you?
Move! Move! Move!
Hold your fire.
That's real nice.
Now, what we got here is
an old fashioned Mexican standoff.
Don't you ever talk to me
like that!
Sic him!
Hey, you guys are good.
You're fast.
I don't know
what I run a 40, but...
Whew! In those shoes?
Why, you guys are really good.
That was for my girls!
Hog tie that little convict prick!
What was that all about?
Escaped bank robbin' convict
and I'm dancin' with him.
You know what they call that
in my line of work? Retirement.
Chappy, uh...
I never meant...
Yeah, but you did.
And that's what life's for, right?
Findin' out?
Sheriff Dent?
I wish there were more men
like you in law enforcement.
You are one big dicked cop.
Thank you.
Oh, my God! David!
Miss Schaefer, don't you
worry about a thing.
I love you.
I love you too, David.
Maddy!
Maddy, I'm sorry! I'm not gonna be able
to hear your whole song, all right?
I like you a lot!
Maddy!
Maddy!
Remember to keep the beat!
And let the beginning
start soft! Start soft.
Shh.
Shh.
It's oh so quiet
It's oh so still
You're all alone
Miss Schaefer.
I love you, Miss Schaefer.
Doreen. You can call me Doreen.
You can call me Wayne.
Look.
Looky what I done for you, sweetheart.
Oh, Wayne!
Wayne?
What's wrong, sugar darlin'?
Look what I've done.
I love that woman.
And so peaceful until
You ring my bell
Bam, bam
Shout, you yell
You broke the spell
Gee, this is swell
You almost have a fit
This guy's gorge
and I got hit
There's no mistake
This is it
Until it's over
And then
It's nice and quiet
But soon again
You look good.
There are very few things
that I remember about my mother.
But I do remember her tellin' me...
"Look out for boys.
They have a way about 'em.
"Make you feel
like fine crystal one minute...
an old penny the next."
I didn't come down here for you.
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