Happy, Texas Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 98 min
- 162 Views
came for that beauty pageant?"
Just want to make sure
you got somethin' of me with you.
You want some coffee?
Hang on a second.
I'll be right there.
I didn't mean to be rude.
I just wanted to get out of that robe.
So, I take it this is your
"I stayed up all night" look...
as opposed to your
"I'll get up early and go get
Josephine some breakfast" look.
That bad, huh? I guess I should
be flattered by your stalking.
It's such a fine line between
stalking and being attentive...
and I was, I don't know
being attentive.
How's Glen?
Oh. He's gone.
I know. I saw him leave.
No, I mean he's gone gone.
Yeah.
I told him it was over, and...
he said, "Fine" he wasn't havin'
all that much fun anyway.
Very adult of him.
I mean, I was at least hopin'
for some tears...
or a tantrum or somethin'.
Well, how about that, huh?
You all right?
No. Which is stupid.
I mean, it's not like anything
he said was such a big surprise.
It's just that...
I had this big speech
all worked out, right
about how I didn't want
to be second any more...
how I wanted a relationship
that felt...
permanent, you know
not just convenient...
how I wanted to be part
of a couple that did things as a...
as a couple, you know?
I wanted him to talk to me
the way that you did...
Iook at me, pay attention to me
the way that you do.
I mean...
That's not too much to ask, right?
It's not too much to want.
Joe.
Joe.
God.
I wish...
Here.
You're great.
You are. You're great.
You'll meet somebody.
You'll meet someone.
Yeah.
And with my luck
he'll turn out to be gay.
Jesus! I'm in the crosswalk!
I'm walkin' here!
All right.
All right, outside. Let's go.
Hey, you and me, we ain't talkin'.
I know what you're doin' here.
It's not right.
Hi there.
Sure lookin' forward
to that pageant this afternoon.
Listen
I am not waitin' for you...
this afternoon and I get zip.
I'm going to sign for my other 250
which I have more than earned...
and then...
Morning, boys.
Piss on you, I am gone.
Wait, wait, wait. Two fifty?
Saw Liberace one time
in Laughlin.
Great show. He's an all right fella too.
Like y'all
but sittin' at the far end of
that counter, if you know what I mean.
Would you excuse us?
Oh, sure.
Two fifty? You're here to sign
for the other half of the salary?
I thought you were gonna rob the bank.
Me? I'm not robbin' the bank.
You're robbing the bank.
I'm not robbing the bank!
It was your idea.
Yeah, it was my idea
but now it's not.
With the sheriff
or the banker?
With Joe.
Bad luck.
Boys, in case no one else
got around to tellin' ya
we sure do appreciate
what y'all done around here.
Yep, sure do.
That's it.
See you both at the show.
Hey. You done
a good job, Wayne.
Better than I could've done
with those kids.
You're a good partner. You take
my share. It's time for me to go.
Buenos dias, girls.
I got my new car parked outside.
Y'all want to come look at it?
Next.
Ain't life funny
us back together again.
Kind of like a Kodak commercial.
Imagine my surprise
when I come out of my hole...
where I've been waitin' for things to
cool off a little bit, and who do I see?
In my bank.
Goat boy's girlfriend here.
So, tell me, girlfriend... tell me
about your plan to get my money.
Or if we can just do my plan
but I always figured...
killin' a bunch of people
makes for a slower getaway.
All right, I'll give you the combo.
Hey. Alarm.
Thank you, Wayne.
What about that?
Don't worry about the alarm. I'll cut the
alarm. If it's on a reset switch
it'll it'll
start before you...
What about that?
Lt'll be on for a second or two.
I'll coordinate the break in
with... with something loud.
What's loud?
Well, when my girls come on stage
that entrance music is pretty loud.
David!
How you doin'?
When?
Quarter of 4:
00.Okay. 3:
45, I cut the alarmthen you're on your own.
How... How long has he been in there?
Huh?
In the bathroom. How long
do you think he's been in there?
What's it matter?
L... I was thinkin'...
if he has the cramps or somethin'
we could surprise him.
What are you gonna do
jump him in the can?
I can take him. No, you can't.
I think I can take him.
Wayne, I hate to be the one to tell
you this, but you're a lousy fighter.
Well, at least I ain't actin'
like a pee waddlin' hound...
handin' out the combination
of my girlfriend's bank!
I am not helping him.
All right, I am helping him.
But it's better this way.
It's better
that no one gets hurt.
You should've seen it.
Lifted me right off the seat.
I could've named it Flipper.
Hey! You both look, uh
que bonita.
Just like everything's normal.
That's good.
Steven, it's me, Chappy.
Who's Chappy?
The sheriff.
You get rid of him right quick
or else I will.
Getting dressed.
Just a second.
Hey, Chappy. Hey.
Hey, you.
I wasn't tryin' to catch you
with just your drawers on, I promise.
Hey, David.
How are you?
I thought I'd stop and visit for a bit
before the festivities begin.
Uh, I got a line
on some transportation for you.
It ain't pretty
but it'll get you where you're goin'.
I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something?
Yeah, you sort of are right now.
Oh, I'm sorry, Steven.
I'm... Think I'm bein'
and it's your last day
in town and all...
and I'm tryin' to fit in
as much time as I possibly can.
Me and the boys are fixin' up
your, uh... your RV there.
We're gonna tow it to El Paso.
I think we can, um...
Chappy, I need you to go.
I can stay out of your way here
till you're done.
No, I don't want you
in here right now, all right?
Of course.
Sure. All right.
Um, we still goin' to sit together
durin' the show, right?
No. No, I don't think so.
What? What are you talkin' about?
Will you just go away!
I don't want to sit with you tonight.
I don't want to see you back here again.
I don't want you looking for me
after the show.
Steven if there's somethin' I've done...
Here.
No.
I must have been out of my mind...
wasting my time with some...
redneck hick sheriff...
with bug eyes
and two left feet.
Just leave me alone.
It's nice my new amigo
is so concerned about his friends.
We don't have to worry
about how this is gonna go down.
Let's do it.
All right.
Around, around.
Like that?
Like that.
Hi.
Hi.
Okay, everyone. I hope we're all ready.
Come on. Come on. Come here.
Okay. Do you think
we should pray?
Yeah.
Yeah. Why don't you go ahead.
All right.
Bow your heads.
What about hold hands?
All right. Let's hold hands.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay, God
just want you to look down
on these girls here.
They're like little flowers...
and the rain you send 'em...
gotta be gentle and sweet.
We come to you today
and we ask you to just help 'em...
help us grab this pageant
by the balls and rip 'em off.
I mean, if those judges
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Happy, Texas" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 23 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/happy,_texas_9616>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In