Happy, Texas Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 98 min
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Don't jerk it.
Just squeeze it.
Look right down the barrel.
Keep both your eyes open.
You mean all that stuff
that you said?
If you were gay...
you'd be just my type.
Pop him.
Jiminy crickets.
Are... Are you all right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Did I get it?
Uh, I don't think there's any danger of
that. Are you sure you're all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I think you're mighty handsome.
I'd never split up
another couple.
But now that I see that you and David
aren't together any more...
well, that's a cat
of a different colour.
So...
bein' bold here...
what do you say you and me
go out on a proper date?
Two Cokes.
And left, and left.
Like an aeroplane.
'Cause I got my weight in my hip.
Weight in my hip.
Weight in the hip.
And left, and...
Put it up!
Punch it! Punch!
And come on!
Shh!
That way. All right.
You do it.
Yeah! Put it up here.
Doing the swan head.
Face me, though. Good. All right.
Let's go inside and show the others.
That's pretty much my story.
Up to high school, anyway.
Lucky we had the 21/2 hour drive
to get here.
It's just that I've heard about
this place for so long...
I figure this is a good time...
Do you believe in love
at first sight
Tell you what.
I'll get us a couple of beers.
You can tell me about yourself.
I'm glad that we agreed
believe me
That's a big relief
and this music is so loud
Would you like to go
and grab a bite to eat
Me neither
Whoa, whoa, hold on there. God knows
when we're gonna see you again.
Uh, we need
two more Tecates. Each?
At least.
There ya go.
And, uh, give me the meanest
steak you got. Rare, and I mean rare.
Just dehorn it, wipe its butt
and send it in.
Steven?
Two.
There you go.
Well, first things first.
I'm glad you're here.
I wish you'd start
callin' me Chappy.
Chappy.
There you go.
Got me a room
in a cheap motel
My head was spinnin'
and I didn't feel well
Hope you'll understand
if we take this very slow.
Oh, I wouldn't have it
any other way.
I fixed up my bed
and I covered up my head
It's just that
I feel we're a lot alike.
There's a lot
you don't know about me.
Well, that's what life's for
isn't it?
Findin' out.
I'm gonna spin you again.
No.
A one, two.
I turned and I tossed
Love is stranger than fiction
And I make this prediction
Even though you say you won't
I know you'll let me down
Tell me I'm your heart's desire
Love me long, you little liar
We've got a strange love
Love love
How was the prom?
Your date. Did you get any?
Yeah, very funny.
Screw you.
Well, that would be...
cheatin' on the sheriff.
Did you do some dancin'?
Why do you care?
I'll tell you why I care.
You don't... You don't think
I know what you're doin'.
Do you?
What?
What, goin' to the banker lady's house
Goin' huntin'. What did you do?
Did you go someplace nice for dinner?
Did you have a few drinks?
You don't think I'd like to get out
some night, have a nice meal...
spend one night
not thinkin' about the girls?
You know what I did tonight?
I'll tell you what I did.
I spent it right here...
tryin' to figure out if...
slip stitchin' or bastin' is the best
way to put on a sparkly heart.
Because you know what?
I don't know how.
Judges are gonna be here tomorrow.
Madison's not gotten
all the way through her song.
Numbers are all over the place.
Nobody can keep the beat.
And I'm scared to death that
Jency is gonna drop her baton...
and fry like one of them
Buddhist monks.
There...
I thought this was
a partnership.
You know what I don't see?
I don't see no keys
to the bank.
Fine, Wayne, let's trade.
You come pretend to be
Chappy's life mate.
You explain how you don't...
kiss early in the relationship
'cause you're not that kind of guy.
So now it's "Chappy."
Yes, damn it, it's "Chappy"!
We're dating!
I gotta get outta here.
Every time we start to have
a nice talk, you gotta go.
Fine. You know what?
Maybe I'll just go do the bank myself.
Okay, Wayne. Go.
You go do it.
You go do the bank.
All right.
First I gotta make little polka dotted
flowers for the girls' hats.
You're quiet today.
Are you all right?
Every time I think about you I am.
What?
You're such a surprise.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Just a surprise.
Well, I have to
get back to work.
I'll clean up.
Thanks.
Can I see you later?
It's last night in town.
I can't. I'm havin' company.
How about after?
It's Glen, Steven.
"After" will be tomorrow.
Okay.
Well, thanks again for lunch.
I'll see ya.
David, where you been?
I just woke up. Where's the girls?
They're inside with the judges now.
So close. We're so close this year.
Just once I'd like
to show those people...
from Pecos and Fort Davis that
we are just as good as they are.
Sorry.
Well, I think we'll do fine.
I just wanted to tell you
that next year...
you don't need my help
'cause you done real good.
Well, thanks.
Comin' from a professional
like yourself, that means so much.
Yep. Well...
And you are, I must say
you are f***in' great!
Don't mean to be rude.
We still have the girls to see...
over in Fort Davis
this afternoon.
And thanks so much for your hospitality.
Everything looks very festive for tomorrow.
Oh. Here...
Mm hmm.
Are the final instructions
for the programme...
and your copy
of the contestant list.
Are you telling me
that somebody qualified?
Miss Schaefer
they all qualified.
They all qualified!
It zips!
Trouble
Love trouble
Love trouble
Love that trouble
Aw, I think we can
do something about that
Now, I haven't had a whole lot of
experience, but you're incredible.
I mean, considerin' the fact
that you are a homosexual.
Well, that whole gay thing
is just kind of a...
hobby, really.
I thought you had a lot of girls'
names on you for a, you know...
Who's Jessica?
Jessica Lange.
Who's Jamie?
Jamie Lee Curtis...
from that movie Trading Places.
Who's this?
That's not a tattoo.
Oh, my!
Three most romantic sounds
in the world.
Plane engine
a ship's whistle...
and a locomotive's horn.
Somebody once said that.
Or maybe it's the three
loneliest sounds. I can't remember.
What are you thinkin' about
out here watchin' freighters go by?
Goin'.
I'm always thinkin' about goin'.
Oh, Lordy, we sure did get
to the "gettin' goin"' part quick.
I got somethin' for you.
Oh, Chappy, you shouldn't have.
Oh, go on, now.
It's for luck tomorrow.
And to say thanks.
Thank you for the...
the gift that
these last days have been.
You know, I been thinkin'
hell, Dallas ain't that far.
My schedule's pretty flexible.
Nah, we...
we don't need to talk about that now.
There's time for that later.
Go on. Open it.
It's a rabbit's foot.
I made it. It's for luck.
That come off the only one
you hit that day.
Thank you.
I want you to know
when you leave...
I know folks around here.
They'll talk about it for years.
"Remember when them two fellas
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