Happy Bhag Jayegi Page #2

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I said I am Happy. - So what do you want?

I already said I want Guddu. Where is he?

He must be at his home, there is no Guddu here.

Control your attitude and talk respectfully.

What were you doing inside that?

I am not interested in talking to you.

I wonder what zoo you've brought me to.

Where's that bloody Winkle?

Wink... No, there's no Winkle.

Who is this bloody Winkle now?

First Guddu, now Winkle

Are you crazy?

Oh really?...so you don't know Winkle either.

So who do you all work for?

Who is your boss?

Look, girl. If you say anything disrespectful for Mr. Senior...

...then the consequences will be dire!

Mr. Senior.

Do-do you guys work for Bagga?

Bagga! What Bagga?

This is my...

This is my father Javed Ahmed's house.

This is the ex-Governor's home, idiot.

Now shut your mouth and get out,

I'm leaving, I'm leaving... Stupid fellow!

Uncle, please get her out.

Otherwise I will blow my cool.

Come on. Come on. - God knows what madhouse of Lahore she's escaped from!

I haven't escaped from one, I've come to one!

Come on. - Mocks God knows what madhouse of Lahore...

Lahore...

Lahore?

Is she saying 'Lahol' or 'Lahore'?

Is...is this Lahore?

What do you mean by Lahore?

I...

I jumped in Winkle's truck...

How?

And that too Lahore?

Are you an Indian? - Is-Is this Pakistan?

Curses.

You came all the way from Amritsar to Lahore..

..India to Pakistan, in a bride's outfit...

Without a passport, or a visa...

...and to Javed Ahmed's house.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

What have I done? - You...

Sh!

If we don't get her deported right now...

...our lives will be ruined.

Just Give me your mobile once... - Leave me!

What are you doing?

If I get deported they will hand me over to father.

And he'll get me married to Bagga...

I don't want to get deported!

You don't want to?

How does it matter what you want?

Madam, this is Pakistan.

If my father finds out about this...

...then he'll turn this house into a graveyard for me...

...this healthy woman and this helpless man.

You will go back to India right now.

Look, give me your mobile.

I want to talk to Guddu. - What...

You uncivilized...

Stop trying to snatch my mobile. - Phone.

Auntie, just control her please.

Come here...

Go and lock her in the room! - Leave me!

Sir, look it's the same Kareena Kaif design.

Oh just take her away, auntie. - Okay.

Come on. - Mr. Junior...

if Mr. Senior gets a whiff of this...

...then we'll be in big trouble.

Thank you very much for your advice, uncle.

I'll be really grateful if you shut that woman up.

Will you shut up?

Mr. Junior!

Lady! Get back here

Hey...Indian!

Stop!

You couldn't control one girl...

What's the point of all this physique?

But I just... - Your obsession for the necklace will be the end of you.

Let's go. - I didn't ask for it right now.

She's roaming the streets of Lahore...

...and she knows the names of Mr. Junior and Senior both.

You never apologise for your mistakes

Please be quiet. - Yes, father.

Zoya is your fiance. - Yes. Yes, father.

Then why aren't you attending her calls?

She's Zia Rehmani's daughter.

Do you know this marriage will change the history of Pakistan?

Call her immediately. - Yes. Yes, father.

There's no sign of Happy

Come Winkle, let's go and tell Happy's father everything.

What? Tell him what?

"Hello father...we tried to run off with your daughter..."

"...but we failed."

Everyone's thirsty for our blood out there.

And you're making plans of getting killed?

Even if I get killed today, father must know the truth.

Happy could be in some kind of trouble.

Go on.

Someone will have to arrange for your final rites after you're dead,

I will make those arrangements. I swear.

Stop-stop-stop. - But you asked me to take you to the market.

Come on, stop.

How much? - I'm going to charge you the entire fare.

30 rupees. - Here.

Gandhiji...in Lahore. - Adjust for now.

Pay me with Pakistani notes, and let me go.

Take this...and give me some Pakistani notes.

What will I do with this fake bracelet?

I want my 30 rupees.

I am giving you gold practically free...and you're showing attitude.

Are you giving? Or should I make a scene?

Give me my fare. - Fine, don't give me any notes.

Get lost. - Not so easily.

I am already in a bad mood.

Don't mess with me - I'm going to leave with my fare.

Everyone is getting on my nerves since this morning.

Move aside or else I will slap you.

Hand me my money quietly

What's the problem?

Sir, she isn't paying the rickshaw fare...

...and asking me for money instead.

Hold on...show me those notes.

Ahh Mahatma Gandhi!

I wish Mahatma Gandhi was in Pakistan!

This isn't mine, it belongs to him. - She's such a liar!

Wait a minute...these Indians think we Pakistanis are stupid.

You've been sent here by some new technique of spying, right.

Sir, I am Pakistani. I live close-by. Really close-by.

Where? - In the lanes of Ballimara.

Balli...

Ballimara?

Sounds familiar.

Exactly...it's in Lahore.

Aah hah...it's not in Lahore. It's in Delhi.

It's Mirza Ghalib's neighborhood.

I wish Mirza Ghalib was in Pakistan as well.

Sir, we have Illama Iqbal. - Who?

Illama Iqbal. - Yes, of course.

You see, lady...you're giving me a great opportunity...

...to fulfill the biggest dream of my life.

My desire to catch an Indian spy is finally complete.

Alhumdulillah! -Alhumdulillah!

Amjad. - Sir.

Make the spy sit in the car. - Yes Sir.

Hey...

Usman Afridi...

Shahid Afridi's uncle huh?

Do you know who you are arresting?

I am the guest of Lahore's most respected family.

Javed Ahmed...ex-Governor.

Have you heard his name?

So...are you Mr. Senior's...

No, Junior. I am his son's guest.

The special kind.

Amjad. - Sir.

Please ask the spy to respectfully get in the jeep. - Sir.

Please come. Sit

Do you have a mobile phone?

Brother, should I get Kartar's boys too?

Brother, Guddu.

Guddu.

Catch him.

Where's sister-in-law Happy?

Where's Happy?

Where is she? We're asking you!

Get lost. You bloody....

Where is my Happy?

Father, I've been looking all over for her myself

How dare you lie you swine? You lying swine!

I swear on Happy, she is not with me.

Honestly, father.

So she isn't with you? - No.

Now...this is a new problem.

This is the highlight.

She was supposed to marry me...elope with him...

...but she fled with someone else.

Wow!

Your Happy's quite a character... - Bagga. Mind your language!

I should mind my language?

For Gods sake shut up. - I should shut up?

All the cards had been distributed.

You must give your word in everyone's presence...

...whenever you find Happy... you will get her married to me.

What?

Happy will marry me, Bagga.

And in front of you.

You fool, you'll see Happy when someone sees you.

Put a curfew on him.

Take his mobile!

Happy isn't going to be anyone's.

The day I find her, I will kill her!

Hey...Afridi!

You will deeply regret this.

If you don't give me a phone right now to make a call...

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