Happy Birthday, Wanda June Page #10
- R
- Year:
- 1971
- 105 min
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PAUL:
She met him at college.
HAROLD:
(startled)
College!
PAUL:
They were in the same creative
writing class.
HAROLD:
College?
PAUL:
She has a master's degree in
English literature.
HAROLD:
What a pity! Educating a beautiful
woman is like pouring honey into a
fine Swiss watch. Everything stops.
(pause)
And the doctor? He worships your
father, too?
PAUL:
He insults him all the time.
HAROLD:
(delighted)
Excellent!
PAUL:
What's good about that?
HAROLD:
It makes life spicy.
PAUL:
He doesn't do it in front of me,
but he does it with Mother.
(indicating HAROLD's portrait)
You know what he called Father one
time?
HAROLD:
No.
PAUL:
Taxidermy."
HAROLD:
(measuring his opponent)
What does he do--of an athletic
nature?
PAUL:
Nothing. He plays a violin in a
doctors' quartet.
HAROLD:
Aha! He has a brilliant military
record, I'm sure.
PAUL:
He was a stretcher-bearer in the
Korean War.
(pause)
Were you in a war with Father?
HAROLD:
Big ones, little ones, teeny-weeny
ones--just and otherwise.
PAUL:
Tell me some true stories about Dad.
HAROLD:
(unused to the word)
"Dad?"
(accepting it)
Dad.
(to himself)
The boy wants tales of derring-do.
Name a country.
PAUL:
England?
HAROLD:
(disgusted)
Oh hell.
PAUL:
Dad was never in England?
HAROLD:
Behind a desk for a little while.
(contemptuously)
A desk! They had him planning air
raids. A city can't flee like a
coward or fight like a man, and the
choice between fleeing and fighting
was at the core of the life of
Harold Ryan. There was only one
thing he enjoyed more than watching
someone make that choice, and that
was making the choice himself. Ask
about Spain, where he was the
youngest soldier in the Abraham
Lincoln Brigade. He was a famous
sniper. They called him "La
Picadura"--"the sting."
PAUL:
(echoing wonderingly)
"The sting."
HAROLD:
As in "Death, where is thy sting?"
wounded hundreds more.
PAUL:
(slightly dismayed at
such murderousness)
"The sting."
HAROLD:
Ask about the time he and I were
parachuted into Yugoslavia to join
a guerrilla band--in the war
against the Nazis.
PAUL:
Tell me that.
HAROLD:
Siegfried von Konigswald, the Beast
of Yugoslavia, hand to hand.
PAUL:
(his excitement rising)
Tell me that! Tell me that!
HAROLD:
Hid by day--fought by night. At
sunset one day, your father and I,
peering through field glasses, saw
village inn. It was escorted by
two motorcyclists and an armored
car. Out of the Mercedes stepped
one of the most hateful men in all
of history--the Beast of Yugoslavia.
PAUL:
Wow.
HAROLD:
We blacked our hands and faces. At
midnight we crept out of the forest
and into the village. The name of
the village was Mhravitch.
Remember that name!
PAUL:
Mhravitch.
HAROLD:
We came up behind a sentry, and
your father slit his throat before
PAUL:
(involuntarily)
Uck.
HAROLD:
Don't care for cold steel? A knife
is worse than a bullet?
PAUL:
I don't know.
HAROLD:
The story gets hairier. Should I
stop?
PAUL:
Go on.
HAROLD:
We caught another Kraut alone in a
back lane. Your father choked him
to death with a length of piano
virtuoso with piano wire. That's
nicer than a knife, isn't it--as
long as you don't look at the face
afterwards. The face turns a
curious shade of avocado. I must
ask the doctor why that is. At any
rate, we stole into the back of the
inn, and, with the permission of
the management, we poisoned the
wine of six Krauts who were
carousing there.
PAUL:
Where did you get the poison?
HAROLD:
We carried cyanide capsules. We
were supposed to swallow them in
case we were captured. It was your
father's opinion that the Krauts
needed them more than we did at the
time.
PAUL:
And one of them was the Beast of
Yugoslavia?
HAROLD:
The Beast was upstairs, and he came
running downstairs, for his men
were making loud farewells and last
wills and testaments--editorializing
about the hospitality they had
received. And your father said to
him in perfect German, which he had
learned in the Spanish Civil War,
"Major, something tragic seems to
have happened to your bodyguard. I
am Harold Ryan, of the United
States of America. You, I believe,
are the Beast of Yugoslavia."
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