Happy Campers Page #12

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THE BLOCK OF SUNBATHERS ]

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Wendy is bending to the earlier-seen-kissing-in-the-woods ]

Amber, who is now miserably boo-hooing. ]

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WENDY ]

But Amber, you barely knew this boy ]

a week... ]

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AMBER ]

But Jared was so cu-ute and I loved ]

him...so...much! ]

THE PIER:

Adam at his side, Oberon glares to Wendy's bent-over

cleavage, then flinches over to Pixel adjusting her bathing

suit bottom before diving.

OBERON:

Coed camps--Anarchy by definition.

I mean, look at these twitching

heinies...If you stop channeling

this sick energy, even for a second,

the fluids build up, the generators

start to rumble and...

ADAM:

Sir, I think we have a bigger problem

with Jasper at the end of the pier.

Rhymes with "Big Homo."

AT THE END OF THE PIER ]

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Jasper is cannonballing an eager assembly line of Waterlogged ]

Boys and Girls. There are two sensitive lads that will be ]

part of Jasper's arc--CALEB is a boy from harsh upbringing ]

who responds to Jasper's sensitivity while ANDREW seems to ]

like Jasper in a crush sense. ]

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CALEB ]

That was a good one! You know, you're ]

not an a**hole like other counselors ]

and like--My Father likes to throw ]

me in our pool without warning me. ]

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JASPER ]

Oh, really, Caleb?--Warning! ]

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With good-natured lightning speed, Jasper sends Caleb ]

joyfully flying into the drink as Andrew comes shivering ]

up out. Jasper touches to happy-go-lucky Andrew's blue lip. ]

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JASPER ]

That's enough for you, Andrew. You're ]

like legally drowned. Take a rest. ]

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ANDREW ]

Okay, okay, whatever you say, Jasper. ]

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Andrew pelicans back into the water. Jasper laughs. ]

THE BLOCK OF SUNBATHERS

A CRUSHING-ON-JASPER GIRL (DOROTHY) sits among the ]

sunbathers, charcoaling a pretty impressive drawing of ]

Jasper. Soaking rays nearby, Wendy peers over Dorothy's ]

shoulder. Seeing the object of her. affection, Wendy opens ]

her mouth to say something, then wisely closes it. ]

Off to the side, the familiar crew of Camper boys gape to the

sunbathing enclave. Two tanning thirteen year old Bombshellettes

dramatically flip onto their stomachs.

ERIC:

Ooh--Cabin 3 babes turning over...

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