Happy Death Day Page #2

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I have it at least

five times a day.

Seriously, I've been having it

all day. It's so weird.

Maybe you should switch to

water next time, hun.

I...yeah, thanks.

I'll keep that in mind.

What are sisters for?

Oh, uh, and don't forget.

House meeting at lunch.

Hello?

It's been on the board

since last Thursday, Tree.

Yeah... I remember. I...

She finally rolls in.

That's so weird.

You okay?

You were kind of a mess

last night.

Oh, shhit.

I'm so late for class.

Hm hm.

Did you really think you'd

keep it a secret from me?

Don't you wanna know

how I found out?

Driver's license?

Clever girl.

That picture, though.

I gotta go.

But, you didn't even

blow out the c...

Candle.

We really need to

step up our game.

And we still need to pick

this year's charity.

I can say right now,

There's no way

we're doing

the special needs

art fair again.

Get your school spirit on

before the big game.

10% off with your student ID.

What's wrong, Tree?

Um... I'm just

a little tired, I guess.

No, dumbass.

What's wrong with that?

So not Kappa cuisine.

And is that

chocolate milk I see?

I missed breakfast.

We all missed breakfast, Becky.

Becky, look out!

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Tree.

Wait, you two

know each other?

- Yeah.

- No!

I mean, we had a class

together last year.

That's all.

I'm sorry about all this.

Hey!

What?

My bracelet.

Oh.

You know, I'm sorry again

about the mess.

What a douchebag.

I can't do this today.

There's too much

going on in the building.

I need to talk to you.

Tree, I...

I know what you're

gonna say.

You do?

Look...

It's normal for a young girl

to have feelings

for an older man.

But you can't fall in love.

I'm not

falling in love with you.

You're not?

No. I've been having

the weirdest day...

Your wife.

Uh, that's kind of a buzz kill.

Gregory, are you in there?

Thank God

you locked the door.

Hey, sweetie.

Ah, I didn't realize

I'd locked the door, um...

Uh, just wrapping up here.

Have you met

my student, Teresa?

No.

I haven't.

Nice to meet you.

...birthday to u-u-us

Happy birthday to us

My favorite girls.

Blow it out!

There you go.

- That was us.

- Wait, I think I found a bug.

- Right there.

- Take a look.

Oh, my God!

Mom goes in for the kill!

No! Oh, no!

Don't look at me.

Well, I guess

I'm not having...

...business meeting

about opening a new gym.

I know. I'm just

borrowing it for tonight.

What time are you

going to the party?

But I'm trying not to let

that bring me down.

Hello?

Earth to space b*tch.

What?

What time are you

going to the pah-ty?

Uh pff, I don't know... later.

Ugh, our tuition dollars

at work.

Okay, whoa.

Chill out. It's just another

rolling blackout, sweetie.

It happened before?

Yeah, like two weeks ago.

Anyhoo...

Don't be too late, or all the

cute Sigma boys will be taken.

Who took my hair dryer?

Teresa, it's Dad.

I sat in that restaurant

waiting for you for over an...

Bayfield, baby!

Can't miss tonight!

Uh-oh.

Whoo!

Yo, Mike, come on,

hurry up, man.

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

No way.

Surprise?

What the hell, Tree?

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,

I thought that you...

I am so, so sorry, I...

Don't mess with a Kappa b*tch!

Don't fail me now

Feet don't fail me now

Don't fail me now

Feet don't fail me now

Fresh suit

Alligator shoes

Did you get the news

about me?

- Yeah.

- Are you serious?

Yes.

- That slut.

- Who?

Lori.

She said she'd be here.

She's so out of the house

next year.

I think she said

she had like a double shift.

Whatevs. She's been

boning some mystery guy.

There's your stalker.

He's so hot.

- Danielle!

- What?

- That's so gross.

- Oh, okay.

Truce?

Hi.

Why were you wearing that

stupid mask anyway?

Big game's on Friday,

I just...

thought I'd show

a little school spirit.

Never thought

I'd get clocked for it.

I really am sorry.

Did you ice it?

It's fine.

You can make it up

to me later.

What?

Don't what me.

You know exactly

what you're doing, Tree.

What am I doing, Danielle?

Danielle!

Now, now

How my gunna lose?

I been movin' like this

since I was two

Down town

I'm fadin' into you

You infect me

The insects feed

on the sane

Nick?

Wow.

Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t, Nick, you scared me.

You want me to

punch you in the face again?

Welcome...

to the Pleasure Dome.

It's a little loud,

don't you think?

Okay, I'm officially over this.

Have fun in the Sahara tent.

Come on. Nick, seriously.

Danielle's like freaking out.

Help me!

Help me!

You a**hole!

Is everything okay?

Yeah, it's my birthday

And now you gotta

pick up the phone

What...

I don't know if you

remember my name or not.

- You were...

- Pretty wasted?

Yeah.

And your name's Carter?

Yeah.

And we've never met before?

I mean, no,

not until last night.

Oh, my God.

This is a nightmare.

I'm sorry.

You were the one who

wanted to come home with me.

Dude, did you hit that

fine vagine?

Nice one, d*ckhead.

Stop global warming?

A simple 'no, thanks'

would do.

26 hours,

that's all you got?

Keep going!

62 bottles of beer

Take one down...

I can't hear you!

Hey.

You okay?

You haven't returned

any of my texts.

She finally rolls in.

Hey, you okay?

Tree?

Tree, what's wrong?

Say something.

Lori, I...

I feel like

I'm losing my mind.

I don't know

what's happening to me.

Okay...

Just calm down.

Tell me what's going on.

Look, I know this isn't

gonna make any sense.

But I have already

lived through this day.

Twice.

Tree, I uh...

No, no, no. Believe me,

I know it sounds totally crazy.

But this is happening to me.

I swear to God.

Tree, I'm sure it feels like you...

Okay, okay,

you made me a cupcake!

For my birthday, right?

You're about to give it to me.

And then later on tonight,

there's a surprise party.

Ugh. Who told you?

Was it Becky?

No, no! Nobody told me.

That's what I mean.

Don't you see?

I know what is going to happen

before it happens.

- You should...

- Lori.

Lori, somebody's

gonna kill me tonight.

Oh...

Okay.

Okay, I get it.

Who put you up to this?

- Was it Danielle?

- No! No! No!

This isn't some stupid joke!

This is actually happening to me.

I don't know

who's going to kill me.

But someone is.

I just don't know who it is yet.

Tree, you're starting

to freak me out!

Well, how do you think

I feel?

Tree, look at me.

Nobody is trying to kill you.

Yes, they are, Lori.

Tree!

Look at me.

I know that today is hard,

with your mom and all.

Why don't you skip class?

Just take the day off

and get some rest.

I promise you, you'll

feel better tomorrow.

Okay?

Let's see you

get in here now, a**hole.

Tree, why is the door locked?

Um... I just need some

alone time.

What time are you

going to the party tonight?

I don't know.

Ugh.

Our tuition dollars at work.

Anyhoo...

Don't be too late, or all the cute

Sigma boys will be taken.

Okay, see you soon.

Who took my hair dryer?

...opening a new gym.

Which is weird because I've never

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