Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Page #11

- Sounds like a plan.

- Let's do it.

# So in the beginning

there was hum from a poet #

# Whose pulse felt drum, drum, drum #

# He would perform praise and all #

# Till one day he heard a voice call

come, come, come #

# Suspicious, he moved,

it was his cost #

# His missus he thinks

is a little lost #

# People get held back

by the voice inside 'em #

# Yeah, the voice said

the voices speak inside you #

# Rejoice and please let me invite you

to evil, greed and lies too #

# Yeah, confusing days,

he moved aways #

- # He soon became #

- # Boom boom boom #

# A knock on his door,

his heart is no more #

# A knock on his door,

his soul is no more #

# Yeah #

# That was in the beginning #

# The cops beat him

when all he wants is his freedom #

# So they defeat him,

whatever spirit he's got, beat him #

# And they teach him the rest of the world

don't need him #

# And he believes the disease

that he's heathen #

# Put up your fists

if all you want is freedom #

# Put up your fists if all you want is #

# That was in the beginning #

# And things change #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

# We keep holding on

and we keep being strong #

# And we keep going on,

and on and on and on #

# And we keep holding on

and we keep being strong #

# And we keep going on

and on and on and on #

# And we keep holding on

and we keep being strong #

# And we keep going on

and on and on and on #

# And we keep holding on

and we keep being strong #

# And we keep going on

and on and on and on #

- # Brothers and sisters #

- # Yeah #

- # We're gonna have church tonight #

- # Yeah, yeah! #

# And tonight this speaker

is Reverend Rufus Johnson #

# I wake up praising God every day #

# I wanna smoke some weed

and roll me a J #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Lord #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

- # N*gger, I'm high, n*gger, you high #

- # Uh-huh #

# Let's get higher than

the motherfucking sky #

# Watch the butterflies hit the wall #

# And if you're feeling down

give your boy a call #

# Weed, it takes the stress away, that's

why Bizarre smokes ten blunts a day #

# It's nothing

but the sticky, icky, green stuff #

# Light it, pass it and take a puff #

# Having a bad day, stop by my house #

# 'Cause most likely

I got a blunt in my mouth #

# So sit down, relax and chill #

# And if you don't smoke weed

then, sh*t, I got some pills #

# What you need, girl, a f***ing refill? #

# A fat bag of weed

and some Happy Meals? #

# Nah, baby, I don't smoke Newports,

only fat bags of weed in this Escort #

# I wake up praising God every day #

# I wanna smoke some weed

and roll me a J #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Lord #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

# Sunday morning, Bizarre have faith

Blunt in my mouth, watching TJ drink #

# Dangerous mind, just like Coolio #

# Only church I know

is Snoop Dogg's studio #

# Write out some raps,

throw it in my lap #

# Grab the Hennessy, get the acid tab #

# I'm glad that

I didn't move down South #

# Take care of my kids,

be the man of the house #

# Orange mushrooms and yellow stars

Fat bags of beetles in Mason jars #

# Get in the lap, come on, jump in #

# Bring a bottle of gin,

and two of your freaky friends #

# F*** it! Let's go to see the point #

# Bring your son along,

sh*t, he can hit the joint #

# 'Cause rapping is a full-time job #

# All I want is smoke weed

and praise God, yeah #

# I wake up praising God every day #

# I wanna smoke some weed

and roll me a J #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Lord #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

# Break it down, yeah #

# We gonna slow it down right here #

# We havin' church up in here tonight

It's the Reverend Rufus Johnson #

# And we sittin' over here

at sixteen five-o, cone it #

# And ladies and gentlemen,

come in, praise God with us #

# I wake up praising God every day #

# I wanna smoke some weed

and roll me a J #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Thank you, Lord #

# For lettin' me live another day, hey, hey #

- # Sunday morning #

- # I wake up praising #

- # Baptist #

- # God every day #

- # Catholic, Jehovah Witness #

- # I wanna smoke some weed #

- # Tabernacle, yeah #

- # And #

- # Roll me a J #

- # Come praise God #

# Thank you, Jesus #

- # Thank you, Jesus #

- # Yeah #

- # Thank you, Lord

- # Services #

- # Thank you, Lord #

- # Sunday #

- # For letting me #

- # At 4:
20 #

- # Live another day #

- # Brothers and sisters, Sunday at 4:20 #

# Come on, praise God #

# Just 'cause you smoke weed

don't mean you're a sinner #

- # What? #

- # Just 'cause you smoke weed #

# It don't mean you don't believe in God #

# Jesus will take care of you #

# Jesus #

# You need Jesus #

Motherf***er!

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