Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Page #9

Oh, f*** it.

Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes

Give me a minute.

This is crazy.

- That was... I'm sorry.

- I don't even know you.

I had White Castle,

so I'm a little dizzy.

- We don't ever speak.

- We don't talk, so that was inappropriate.

Oh, f*** it.

I wanna get next to you

I wanna get next to you

Okay.

Now you just have to work

on your timing.

- Where are you going?

- Amsterdam.

I'll be back in ten days.

But I'll see you when I get back?

Yeah, let's do that.

Bye, Harold.

Bye. Bye.

I'll see you later.

- She touch your penis?

- What?

What happened?

Nothing much, really.

Just a little kiss action.

Nice. Nice!

Yeah. She's going to Amsterdam.

She'll be back in ten days.

We gotta go.

- Where?

- Amsterdam, man.

- We gotta get our bags packed...

- Amsterdam?

...and frickin' take the next flight out.

Are you freaking out of your mind?

What about your interview?

Dude, whatever.

I'll tell my dad to reschedule it.

He won't have a problem as long as

I take it seriously for a change.

We gotta freakin' go to Europe

and find Maria.

Dude, she's coming back

in ten days.

It's not like I'm never

gonna see her again.

Listen, for a hot chick,

ten days in Europe

can be the kiss of death, okay?

She's gonna have all these suave,

sophisticated guys all over her.

When she gets back,

she may not be available.

Forget it. I'll see her

when she comes back.

Hey, Roldy.

You do realize what's legal

in Amsterdam, don't you?

Oh, yeah.

In today's headlines,

Rutgers professor Tarik Jackson

and attorney Nathaniel Banks are

suing the state of New Jersey

for racial discrimination

and police brutality.

My family and I are outraged

and will settle for

nothing less than justice.

I still trust and love

all white people, all of them.

And Asians.

And Asians.

And a few Mexicans as well.

Several of the officers

suspected of brutality

were taken into custody

earlier this morning.

Run away, you mother...

No black mother... gonna get away

with this, so... all y'all.

You can suck my...

Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey,

have just arrested

a gang of hooligans

who are suspected of terrorizing

numerous strip malls

and convenience stores.

Officer Thurmond Brucks

found their abandoned car,

which contained a large bag

of marijuana.

And in other news,

the Muckleburg Police Department

are still looking for a fugitive

who escaped

from the police station last night

with a companion

believed to be his accomplice.

Police have released

sketches of the two fugitives

which they believe

to be extremely accurate.

Nice!

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