Hasee Toh Phasee
Relax uncle, just wait.
Uncle, give me that stick.
Ramnik Bhai,
shove the bamboo from inside and try...
It's Rs. 35 fix your meter first...
it can't be more than 33!
Devesh Bhai!
Hurry up! I was about to call you...
What's wrong? - Come fast.
There's an emergency
Look at the crowd gathered!
Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!
Alpesh Bhai...
What's wrong Alpesh Bhai?
The door is locked from the inside...
Who is inside?
No one!
Then how is it lockedm?
There is only ONE nutcase
capable of this in the house!!!
You never listen to anyone.
You never listen to anyone.
One minute.
Beat her up.
She's driving the entire chawl crazy!
- Don't stress your throat...
What are you guys looking at now?
Go home!
Thank you Pappa...
How did you lock it,
if you were outside?
What's this?
Well...l tied this pajama
string to the bolt...
...slipped the other
end under the door...
a hard tug..door closed!
Do you know how to open it now?
Never sell a suit
without a matching tie!
Unbolt the door and
I'll admit you're smart
Gayatri, Hurry up.
Don't try to outsmart
me or you will get thrashed.
Please Dad!
Agneepath is my favourite film...
I promise... tomorrowl
will study for 2 hours extra...
Shut up!
Let him come no?
Why? Watching this film
will make him a class topper?
Let's go
Ma... can I stay back?
I want to study...
Enough studying...
...you're already a topper...
shut up and come with us...
Listen up. - Yes sir!
I've locked Nikhil in his room...
- Yes Sir
If he tries to come out...
Sir, then I will request
him to go right back in.
Request?! You moron!
Drag him back in by his ears!
Yes sir!
'Congratulations Ma.'
'You've once again managed
to drive your son out of the house'
'HEY!'
'What are you shooting at the car for?'
'Here...'
What's this?
Your Diabetes medicines, sir
I have Diabetes?
Yes Sir..
You got me Vitamin
C tablets for diabetesm?
Huh?
Sir... Nikhil sir told
me you have diabetes...
And where is Nikhil now?
'L have a bad habit
of always being on time'
'But I'm a little late today...
so sorry about it'
Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma
Where's Nikhil?
Studying... he will eat later
Studying? Behind closed doors?
Should he be studying with
doors and windows wide open?
Has anything half-decent
ever happened behind closed doors?
Your being a cop doesn't
make everyone else a thief
Papa, I am telling you, he isn't
going to make it to any of the services
The police will throw him out in the
interview, even if he passes the test...
Revenue services can't take him,
because he'll spend
everything they have!
And if he becomes a forest guard...
there will be no forest left to guard!
Please eat with your mouth shut
Why are you calling me from your room?
You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?
Mumbai...
No ya, she's too pale - 8.5
- But Ma please don't tell dad...
It's Rajeev's wedding and
dad would've never let me go
ltold you...
...not to come...if YOU fail the
IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$
Hey fatso..some cousin
you're..always scaring me
Just sit straight
Ma... hold on..
just one sec... Ma listen...
a!
A!
What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4
YES Ma.
But how did you get out of the house?
Through the window Ma...
But that window has a grill
Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws...
and the drawer had a screwdriver...
You mean, you left the window open?
Yeah mom please shut it. If
mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.
Nikhil, you're impossible!
Are you going somewhere?
No... right now I am stuck.
You need help?
Okay...
Quite heavy...
Yup.
That's... quite heavy...
Hurry up please?
Woah...! That was cool.
Cricket should be for 2O overs
onlymgame over in three hours!
Man...in my opinion..33 should play..
11 specialist batsmen,
11 specialist fielders...
...and 11 specialist bowlers..
...else tailenders are
expected to score 100s
Like baseball...
and the ground should rotate...
clockwise and anti-clockwise
Like those disco-stages in films?
The ground revolves, as do the fielders.
Bowler's screwed - since
fielders are circling.
Batsman's screwed too - as he won't
know which gaps to place his shots in
and fielders are super
screwed...to run or to stop...
A stupid idea of
momentous proportions...
mimagine in the first 15 overs,
within the circle are
two ying fielders...
...they grab the ball out of the air.
Airport?
You really do give a long rope
You reel it in pretty well too
Imagine if we were on the same team,
we'd be like a house on fire...
Lets go boss.
You wanna come to Goa?
Err... this weddingm?
Is it your wedding?
I\ICI
Then?... Just come.
I can'tjust come...
Okay...
Hasta La Vista
Have a good life mista!
One more, just one more!
The Solanki family
welcomes one and all...
So ladies and gentlemen,
open your hearts and your mouths...
and get ready for the
juice drinking competition!
Did you speak to your mum?
What did she say?
Guys, I just met an 8 on 10...
Sssir... Forget 8... This place
Hi...
The competition is about to start...
Aren't you taking part?
She is the bride's sister...
a typical Virgo...
as you can see... a keeper!
She's a livewire man...
Wire!? She's a power-plant by herself!
So bring it on!
ONE...
Two...
start...
C'mon!
C'mon, go for it!
Sir...if she smiles, she's snared!
A model entering the movies...
...you'll need to be her hero!
"A little unsaid"
"A little undone"
"A little of both"
"Fleet-i ngly it stays,"
"ln a twinkle its gone"
"Such a silly little feeling"
"Yipeee...l'm such a hippie"
"We dance, we prance...
reach for the ceiling."
"However hard I resist,"
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"
"To the tune of the beat,"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go"
"Nanananananananananana now you know"
"This is the way we do it,
this is the way we roll"
"Ladies be losin' it,
gentlemen outta control"
"Move your body to the
new-new sound - Git' up!"
"Git' up git' up,
you can't be sitt-in' around - No!"
"Can't beat the combination
of the new and old"
"I love a little bit
of old-school rock and roll!"
"She's a spitfire,"
"Her eyes are fireworks,
she spouts wisecracks,"
"The gal's a smooth talker."
"She's a spitfire,"
"All she encounters,
say she's spectacular,"
"Nights turn sleepless,
driving you insane,"
"ln a style all her own."
"Yippie...l'm a hippie,"
"We toast to glasses overowing"
"However hard I resist,"
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"
"To the tune of the beat,"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it,
shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"
"Without hesitation,"
"Frolic 'n fun, to the night,"
"Turn in your vexation"
"Without hesitation"
"This chance of a lifetime,"
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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