Hasee Toh Phasee Page #2

"A high that is slow in descent,"

"Belongs to a celebration."

"Lets drink...live it up,"

"Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's"

"However hard I resist,"

"These hips do shake 'n twist,"

"To the tune of the beat,"

"Everybody!

I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it,

shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi"

"I gotta shake it,

shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi"

Oh!

Thank god...!

What would I do without you...

Everything3 made with pure cream!

Very nice!

Are you also a cop?

No... Dad is...

I joined the civil services...

everyone in the

family made it to some

government post... except Nikhil

Nikhil... does what exactly?

Nikhil... err... umm... events...

Why didn't you tell me before?

I just heard form my contacts...

- Your bloody contacts!

The ring thing was on na sir?

I'll put that ring on your thing...

just wait!

Hello... yes sir, is this true?

You raised the bid

deposit to 6O million?!

He organizes things...

at large events...

He looks after logistics...

and hospitality

You mean he's like a caterer!

He's a businessman... like you folks

Pappa...

Hmm?

You know I don't believe

in dowry... right?

How much do you want?

Papa... today at the

IPL cricket league meeting..

...everyone was so happy that

I was marrying Karishma Solanki,

the daughter of the owner

of Kaveri Sarees...Devesh Solanki..

I do know my name, as well as

that of both my daughter and my company.

I felt so proud when I heard that.

...you started off by showing

saris in a shop a long time ago.

Son, in a sari shop,

It's normal to show saris.

Hot dogs are sold outside on the street!

Now how much do you need?

Actually Pappa, you know I am

going to organize the

grand IPL opening ceremony..

...the tender will be out in a week...

...but they have suddenly increased

the bid from 1O million to 6O million!

First tell me...

Have you returned the 3 million

you took from Karishma for your house?

That was only 2.5 million...

The rest ummm... got adjusted right?

Is it?

Our Devesh, he's a king!

The king of the saree business...

KAVERI...

The best showroom! And that fatty...

Vipul, the youngest, he's a prince...

the Prince of polymer...!

Hello uncle.

Hello.

How's everything?

All well...

Err...Yes... you?

So... What else?

Pappa!

Ni khil bought that?

I can't sell myself, Can I?

What did he have to sell to buy this?

His kidney?

Pappa...

Sssir...

marrying into this Solanki family

...was such a masterstroke...

Now our company will surely take-off!

- Here...

What?

Hold this

Baby, we can't keep

breaking up like this!

Karishma!

At least tell me what did I do now?

You asked Pappa for money...

Don't you have any self-respect?

What you are calling

self-respect is actually ego...

and I am not egoistic...

Your ego shouldn't get

in the way of asking for help...

And what you are calling ego,

is actually self-respect!

My sense of 'self' tells me,

if you need help never

let your ego get in the way...

Baby, what can I do?

Wasn't it you who wanted

me to crack big contracts...

Now what do I do if

there's an emergency...

But if it bothers you,

I will not take any money from Pappa

I'll manage... okay?

No, it's not OK!

You approach everything so casually!

Yesterday you had a

contractmtoday you don't!

Papa was right.

...you're upto no good...

...you will be a stay-at-home husband...

...you tell me how can I

live with a man I don't respect...

...such a loser...useless

Karishma, please ya... did I not

support you when you were struggling?

I spent everything I earned on you.

You have given me 7 years,

all I am asking for is 7 more days!

I promise you, before the

wedding I will convince you, that

I am perfect for you...

and If I can't,

you can do as you please...

but please give one last chance!

Gimme me one last chance ya!

Maa... water please!

Can someone get the door please?

Had the wedding been in Lucknow,

I would've organised a 21-gun salute...

here there's no water

to drink nor to wash!

I've called for a tanker already...

Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy...

Everone's going deaf

Only he can get us 5O million...

Namaste.

Namaste.

How are you?

Namaste.

How are you?

Namaste.

Bro, howdy?

How are you?

Love marriage huh?

- Yes uncle.

Uncle!

- Stop it!

Are these real?

Where's your room?

We'll keep our bags there.

All youngsters to

the at upstairs...

Yb, I know...

Boss, can't do this menial

picking up and dropping off people

Salim can you hold...

You are taking her sightseeing, yes?

I'm busy bro...can't you -

Me...

I need to babysit him...

You'll know when you have kids!

One second... Karishma is calling

Yes Karishma..hmmm...

I will get your guest a hotel room...

...you go on for your shoot...

babes don't stress..

I'm almost there...in

5 minutes...yes!!

Okay byen-We

Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will

take you around Mumbai, no worries!

There's no need

to cancel the shoot...

Why don't you shoot

someone else's scenes?

I'm going to take an hour...

N:

So this your '5 minutes'?

Err... Sorry... I was stuck in traffic

You had to get married on

this day...all the hotels are booked

Everything3 booked because no one's

seen such an auspicious date

for marriage in a million years...

Million years ago only

dinosaurs were getting married...

ls she the guest?

Nikhil, this is Meeta...

This is Nikhil he

will get you a room...

I am shooting for the

next 3 days...

After that I will

try and talk to everyone at home

and see if you can come home. Okay?

Give me your number...

If you are calling from

lndiamthen OO+86+1578961542

Slowly.. slowly..

O...

O...

8...

6...

Meeta, hurry up...

789G142...

...nope... that's the old one...

It's OO+86+Z63314Z...

Nope... that's the landline...

Ha ha... my mobile number...

Chuck your international number...

You can use my other phone...

You'll be able to handle this right?

C'mon Karishma! Of course...

Finish that coffee...

Bye...

Do you remember me? I met

you at Deeksha's wedding?

2O overs cricketm?

Guest house?

There's no hotel?

Okay, but where?

That far!

Okay... text it to me... bye

Err... did you see

my bluetooth headset?

Yb, Kabir?

- ls your Bhabhi a marathoner?

What?

- How much does she want to roam?

Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so

hell-bent on sight-seeing man?!

I took her to the

beach in the morning...

she says "I don't want to

see water, I want to see white roses"

Take her to hanging gardens?

We're at the National

Park now..to see a tiger...

...where do I produce one from?

Liberate me from her

and I'll serve you for life!

Then take her to the zoo, and

lock her there!

Don't call me.

Can you see that

guy with the popsicle?

That's Patole...

He'll take you to the guest house...

I'm sorry,

I need to head to the office

You can call Karishma in case...

You get in first.

How's everything?

Book the Juhu hotel

for day after

The entire hotel? For a meeting?

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